[Marcellus Wallace]

Hi guys...

I turned on 'Apple Speakable Items' a few days ago... nice to know that a Mac can tell us a joke: KNOCK, KNOCK... 'Whose There'... ORANGE...

Man, I almost fell off my chair laughing... not...
Does anybody know a better joke I could learn my Mac? What would be the ultimate joke the Apple Mac could make?

Do your worst! :smokey:

Talking about the worst jokes you can think of...
http://www.ehumorcentral.com/Directo...pple_Computer/
They are so incredibely not funny, I can hardly walk.


This one is a bit better... found it on the web:

Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.) By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following: B 66 I 73 L 76 L 76 G 71 A 65 T 84 E 69 S 83 + 3 = 666 !! Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following: M S - D O S 6 . 2 1 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666!
W I N D O W S 9 5 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666 Coincidence? You decide...

[stoo]

I never found out what the punchline was to the Speakable Items jokes. I guess I can't sound right.