¡Damned!
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Your secret is safe with me.
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You've both greatly improved my Friday. |
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reticulating your mom
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Me too. Note to self: never refer to farting as "queefing".
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Hahaha. Man-queef.
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Which way is up?
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Well, I think it's safe to say that I'll have to abandon AN and move over to AI. I do believe I have forever damaged myself here.
Just remember, a queef in hand is better than two in the mouth! - AppleNova is the best Mac-users forum on the internet. We are smart, educated, capable, and helpful. We are also loaded with smart-alecks! :) - Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. (Mat 5:9) |
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Actually, you'd have to be doing some crazy stuff to get it in the hand too. |
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M AH - ch ain saw
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I don't quite understand the mechanics of that even happening... mind boggling one might say.
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Hoonigan
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That's ok, some guys never have it happen. It has to be a really tight fit for it to work.
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And just to get this back on... um... topic? |
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The trouble with all you guys is that you have no medical training .....
That poor girl has a case of "Letruripitious". She has no control over this rare but serious disease. She has learned to cope with it by ignoring it. George Washington actually split his britches at Trenton because of Letruripitious and Julius Caesar fired one off that was heard clear to Rome when he crossed the Rubicon. As you now know this disease has no sexual boundaries. But you may not know the Hilary Clinton was going thru a bout of it when the Monica drama was being played out. You'll note that Bill never mentioned it once. Now ...... that's the mark of a real man. Follow his example! |
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Still... I think kscherer deserves the honorary member title of queefster for a few days. As for the queefing reflex in its voluntary rather than involuntary form, there are some women who have mastered the kegelian pneumatic expulsion to the point where they can propel ping pong projectiles into beer mugs from 20 feet. Seems to me at least one of these famous ladies was from Calgary or S. Alberta, so I'd have thought you might know of her, murbot. Last edited by curiousuburb : 2005-09-23 at 17:28. |
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Maybe she trained at the same place as the performer I saw...
Sliced a banana into pieces, she did. |
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Which way is up?
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Yours truly, Queefster :smokey: P.S. Is that what it takes to get my member title changed? At least I'm not "Registered User" anymore. Makes me feel like a crack addict! - AppleNova is the best Mac-users forum on the internet. We are smart, educated, capable, and helpful. We are also loaded with smart-alecks! :) - Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. (Mat 5:9) Last edited by kscherer : 2005-09-23 at 18:44. Reason: 'cause you guys suck! |
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relatively old, but fitting... maddox rules
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*bump*
OK, I was desperately in need of a laugh today, and this thread was so stinking hilarious, it beckoned to be bumped! Now, I would *never* testify/admit (whatever!) as to the cause of this strange phenomenon, but I did notice that one of our daughters first (and most favorite!) words was "toot!" |
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geri to my friends
Join Date: May 2006
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Well i don't know why, but as i started to read this thread, I farted and it stinks. So I'm leaving now, don't want to do another one. *Phew*
I used to be undecided.....But now I'm not so sure. No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. |
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Things like that happen with age, I've heard.
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geri to my friends
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Probably true. But at least i didn't follow through!
And yes I've checked. |
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It's OK, geri...
I was told of a certain shifting of the wind that occurred one day as my father was passing a lady, entering the bank... It allegedly registered on the Richter scale! But was he embarrassed??? Heaven's no!! He just got a big grin on his face, looked right at the astonished lady and declared: "It's your LUCKY DAY!!!!" |
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¡Damned!
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Location: Purgatory
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Shit-posting? Seems apropos.
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Hoonigan
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classic
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