Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Man, I just shamelessly stole that headline from someone at Fark, but it's so damn good that it deserves its own thread. Let's all grab a coffee and sit down and bask in the awesomeness.
Bear attack victim had 'tender heart,' friends and family recall |
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@kk@pennytucker.social
Join Date: Jan 2005
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That headline...
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Jeez, dude...just drive the ol' bobsled straight into hell why don't you?
I know damn good and well there's a dedicated "Murbot Memorial Cave & Fire Lake" section down there. "Between the bear story and the Ferris wheel thing, I have to say, son, you are one devious little sonofbitch...welcome aboard, we've been needing some folks like you around here. Shuffleboard and bingo at 11:00...go put on some sunscreen. And don't look at me that way, it freaks me out and I'm the Devil, no less!". Just tell him you're gunning for his job, and that he'd better watch his ass. |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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Tents are like Ziploc bags for bears.
Keeps the munchies fresh. |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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My parents have a bear that always goes on their deck to check out the barbeque, steals apples from their trees, etc. I talked to my dad the other night and he looked out on the deck to see the bear. He went out and yelled at it while I was on the phone.
I'm sure god will have them eaten just to spite me. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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A distinct possibility. I'd make sure your folks kept their butts in the house for the time being. Karma's a sonofabitch.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Indianapolis
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