[psmith2.0]

If you just quietly sit, all the jokes simply write themselves.

You know, forget terrorism and the Patriot Act and taxes and whatnot. Any chance one of our fearless leaders could drum up some legislation striking down reality shows?

From the CNN story above:

Horticulture professor Richard Sutton gave his famous "student" high marks. "He's participating and doing a lot of studying outside of class," Sutton said. "He's jumped in with both feet."

...and a freakishly gigantic penis too, no doubt.



I don't wanna go out on a limb too far, but I think I smell another sex video scandal brewing.

A famously endowed rock star? Drunk, star-struck college girls?

Gonna be some world-class boning sessions going on, fellas.

[curiousuburb]

Lee described a plant identification class as "killer"

Name that bud... ah college.

[psmith2.0]

Yeah, along with the Hindenberg and a Bronson Pinchot sitcom, this is going to go down as one of the biggest disasters ever.

He'll corrupt the entire damn school!

I can imagine a typical party he might wind up at. Take "Elimidate", toss in a pound of "Boogie Nights" and 2/3 teaspoon of "Girls Gone Wild" and "Drugstore Cowboy". Add a dash of VD. Shake vigorously (so to speak). Season to taste.



A few months from now, we'll be treated to a press conference by some misty-eyed dean or administrator, offering apologies and "a heartfelt desire for healing and forgiveness...I don't know what came over me, allowing this".

[iBrowse]

I think this will be the only reality show I actually want to see.

[BuonRotto]

Does anyone know who Raymond Watts is? He quit music for a while and went to culinary school. I can only imagine what his favorite dishes are! (Fans will know too.)

[Escher]

Sushi? Oysters?

[BuonRotto]

Pork!

[Escher]

The other white meat! As long as he's not a fucking vegetarian, or worse, a vegan like Steve Jobs.