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[Dr. Bobsky]

I've heard that spam makes the best material for unbiased phonal transfer, having to do with the unctuous quality of the meat and it's implicit lack of reverb owing to it's mixed fatty content. I've yet to find anywhere to buy spam headphones though. I think the fear is that consumers might view it as a joke. But it's real. Like really real. I've read the reports in journals such as Industrial Byproducts in Every Day Auditory Equipment. It's not got an impact factor, but that's because mainstream science doesn't see the benefit of humanity being a dumping ground for crap that comes out the wrong end of a factory. But it would be a boon to humanity. Like really boony.

So do you sell spam headphones or not? If not, why are you peddling inferior knock off crap instead of selling spam?

I'd like my spam headphones, please.

[psmith2.0]

Who opened the gates this morning?

And do the involved parties think this all goes over better if some fake chick's name (Susan, Jennifer, etc.) is attached to the spammery?

"Those virgin nerds at those Apple forums will see this as their best shot at potential pussy acquisition/sighting and let it go...". - Spammer HQ staff meeting

[Matsu]

There's no pussy in this thread?

I'm out.

[kscherer]

You guys slay me!

Jannifer. Is that like, "we were gonna name her Jan, but her mom was like, 'no way', so we thought Jennifer would be better, and my mom was like 'no way'. So we gave up and named her Jannifer."

Hi Jannifer. I'm Kan. What's yer number?

[RowdyScot]

I will rim you for a dollar?