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For fuck's sake, drew. gibberish |
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Being able to stick something up your pee hole is a trade. Just because the solidarity stickage has been cancelled doesn't mean it won't come in handy down the road.
Dewprops: after posting here a bit in Ye Olde Early Days I wandered off, so I don't know you well, but I genuinely send you my best and most heartfelt wishes for a speedy and complete recovery. That which doesn't kill you weakens you slightly and makes you less able to cope until you're completely incapacitated |
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Hey, just trying to keep it sporting! Of course, just for giggles, we could swap tasks, and I could shove a long rod or tube into mine, and you could have the joy of producing a 8-9 lb human Erector Set through yours!! ... Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind that one bit... and I know the perfect 'Doc' to see for such a delicate procedure!!! Last edited by Freewell : 2009-05-03 at 14:18. |
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Dick in the Abstentia, The
Join Date: May 2004
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I will send you a picture of my tits when I find it to show you I am not really mad at you at all and because it's better than sticking something up my peehole.
Of course, this assumes ast3r3x or Bryson haven't already given you a copy of them. Yes, I know, I'm very generous. No need to thank me. Your prompt attendance to your medical needs are all the thanks I require. If I was Freewell, I'd have a blowing kiss smiley to insert here. But I'm not. So I don't. Still I'm sure you get the picture nevertheless. |
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Avast!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
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Okay, well, since we're not sticking tubes into our tubes to show solidarity anymore, how about we stick our tubes into tubes instead?
First, for the fun... Now... for the less fun. Yes. Yes that is an electric-buzzer in the second image, connected to a metal post which extends into the tube... I let you guess for what. But talk about when masturbation's lost its fun... "How could you falter / when you're the Rock of Gibralter? / I had to get off the boat so I could walk on water. / This ain't no tall order. / This is nothing to me. / Difficult takes a day. / Impossible takes a week." |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Ewwww...
You know, I guess I am just an old-fashioned kind of girl... I prefer authenticity to substitutes any day!!! That said, all this talk of poles and holes, and I do believe Drew's thread is getting way-laid here! |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Well... actually.... one of the frightening aspects of this surgery is that the nerves that supply sensation to a man's orgasm sort of wrap around the prostate. As I understand it, the surgery requires that those nerves be teased loose from around the prostate. That's why impotence IS a possibility. A month or three after the surgery they start you up on Viagra or Cialis to keep your buddy boy from atrophying.
Trying to get and sustain a boner will be my goal for the rest of the year. Plus, they go all snip-snip on the vas deferens, meaning that it's the ultimate vasectomy. I'll be banking some sperm, but from the surgery thereafter I'll be having "dry orgasms".... nothing to "show" for the effort, or to "share" with the girl... which is going to be a really awkward to explain when I get back out into the dating world. ... |
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Join Date: May 2004
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Dick in the Abstentia, The
Join Date: May 2004
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If you squirted out a couple of chocolate truffles, some nice crispy bacon or a serving of prawn laksa that could be retrieved, I'd probably feel differently. But you don't. You squirt out some gooey, sticky, salty pretty awful tasting stuff that, other than for making babies, is only useful as hair gel or a fairly weak glue. |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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chester, you're hilarious!!!!
Wow Drew... I had no idea how intricate a surgery it is!! In all seriousness, I really do hope your firmware pulls through without any Col. Panics!! As far as dry shooting, well... I think chester has a valid point... If you're not aiming to have any little curtain-climbers hanging around, it might not be soo bad... |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Could you ladies work out a polished, attractive-to-girls explanation for me to use when describing How Drew Works? That would be swell.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Ooh... A short essay contest... How fun!!!
How about something like... "I should tell you, I am a bit of a neat freak and the ultimate gentleman, so in an endeavor to keep things as fresh and pleasant for you as possible, I have had a personal self-cleaning system installed that absorbs the mess before it escapes! This should add much flexibility to the spontaneity of our personal time together, as a hot shower or 3 hour soak is not required to feel refreshed and rejuvenated! Oh, and we'll save about 3 loads of laundry a week, as a towel is not required! Don't worry about all the trouble I went to Babe... You're worth it!!! |
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Or short and sweet: "I promise... I will never ask you to swallow!!!"
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Dick in the Abstentia, The
Join Date: May 2004
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Ooooh yeah, I'd already been thinking about it. It'll be fun. How creative can we be? Different stories for different situations (like the one-night-stand vs. the ones you might be serious about). I was thinking along similar lines to Freewell. It's gotta all be for our benefit. But I was thinking that you'd trained yourself to do it by sheer mind control. Add a bit of Zen master touch to the whole thing.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Both the "physical" and blood results came back fine, which is a nice relief (I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, so I just moved on to worry about something else). I must say I was very disappointed with the anti-pleasure of the physical exam. You see all of these gizmos and propaganda in the adult toys world related to prostate excitement, etc ... although I confess I've never been abused as such. Butt hell, I was a writhing pig on a spit. Jesus. Last edited by AWR : 2009-05-04 at 06:04. |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Unknown
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In about 4 hours, I'll be providing my GI with a little peep-show into the labyrinth that is my colon. It ain't my pee-hole, but it's a tube in a tube, so it counts.
I will dedicate this one to you Drew. Solidarity! Everyone else, PUT-UP!!! Do you know where children get all of their energy? - They suck it right out of their parents! |
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I get nerves removed from my foot Friday. Does that count?
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I had an endoscopy. Does this count me in for solidarity at all?
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Probably best I don't say any more. It's interesting to watch though. |
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i had a proctoscope at age 10...it is the reason i will never go to prison...you get a 10 inch metal tube shoved up your arse at 10 and one of two things happen...either you just embrace it or you decide at that point and time that you would rather die than be a prison bitch
g crazy is not a rare human condition everything is food if you chew hard enough |
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Avast!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
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^ Finally, something scarier than Brad's evil spider.
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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That thing at the top of the picture looks like a poop scoop.
They'll never take me alive! |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Oh geez, G!!!
And I'm liking what I'm getting from the ladies... good stuff. ... |
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Dick in the Abstentia, The
Join Date: May 2004
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Yeah I'm a little surprised at you g bringing out the pictures of surgical instruments. That's why I kept my mouth shut about watching one.
Although I have to say it was the rather inelegant body position they put the patient into that sticks in my mind. |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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Here's another angle Drew...
"So that you can relax and enjoy yourself completely, I have taken full responsibility for birth control. This way, you never have to worry about an unplanned occurrence in the baby department! You will never have to take pills, get shots, wear patches, or install gear... I have taken it upon myself, and have it all covered! Oh... and should we ever decide to have a family... Well, that won't be a problem either!!" |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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See... I told you it wasn't all bad!!!
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Stallion
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Milwaukee
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Drew,
Wish you the best of luck in your recovery. Attitude is a huge factor in recovery, so please stay positive and strong and KNOW you're going to beat this. You'll be in my thoughts this evening. Dan ...and calling/e-mailing/texting ex-girlfriends on the off-chance they'll invite you over for some "old time's sake" no-strings couch gymnastics... |
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