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murbot
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Join Date: May 2004
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2007-06-20, 10:19

Man, I just shamelessly stole that headline from someone at Fark, but it's so damn good that it deserves its own thread. Let's all grab a coffee and sit down and bask in the awesomeness.



Bear attack victim had 'tender heart,' friends and family recall
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kieran
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Location: New York City
 
2007-06-20, 10:31

That headline...
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pscates2.0
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Join Date: May 2004
 
2007-06-20, 10:33

Jeez, dude...just drive the ol' bobsled straight into hell why don't you?

I know damn good and well there's a dedicated "Murbot Memorial Cave & Fire Lake" section down there.

"Between the bear story and the Ferris wheel thing, I have to say, son, you are one devious little sonofbitch...welcome aboard, we've been needing some folks like you around here. Shuffleboard and bingo at 11:00...go put on some sunscreen. And don't look at me that way, it freaks me out and I'm the Devil, no less!".



Just tell him you're gunning for his job, and that he'd better watch his ass.
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Koodari
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Join Date: Jun 2004
 
2007-06-20, 12:25

Moar bares!

With frickin' lazerz!

VICIOUS!

Hiyaaaa!

Ergo: Bares r teh dangrouse.
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kscherer
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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2007-06-20, 12:41

Is there something in the water in Canada?
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curiousuburb
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2007-06-20, 14:10

Tents are like Ziploc bags for bears.

Keeps the munchies fresh.
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kscherer
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2007-06-20, 14:31

I hope that family doesn't know anyone who frequents this place. Oh the joy! Terrible thing to happen, bad headline.
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murbot
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2007-06-20, 14:40

My parents have a bear that always goes on their deck to check out the barbeque, steals apples from their trees, etc. I talked to my dad the other night and he looked out on the deck to see the bear. He went out and yelled at it while I was on the phone.

I'm sure god will have them eaten just to spite me.

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pscates2.0
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2007-06-20, 14:52

A distinct possibility. I'd make sure your folks kept their butts in the house for the time being. Karma's a sonofabitch.
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kscherer
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2007-06-20, 14:54

Murbot, do you feel the hairs on the back of your head rising? kinda like a lightning bolt is about to strike near you?
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turbulentfurball
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2007-06-20, 15:15

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I'm sure god will have them eaten just to spite me.

Yup, and you'll just have to grin and bear it.

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Wyatt
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2007-06-20, 15:39

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Yup, and you'll just have to grin and bear it.

Oh wow...
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