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Maybe they could get one of those lithe gymnasts who are in town to scurry over a low gate/wall, and unlock the joint from the inside? You know, the way we sometimes have to break into our own house if we left our keys inside?
They would have to do it in a way that doesn't invite claims/accusations of favoritism, cheating, rule-bending, rigging, doping, corruption, various "-isms", etc., which may be a tall order for this bunch. Their safest, most hassle-free option might be to get a crane and just knock a hole in a couple of sections for spectators and others to enter. That would be my solution, should the keys not be located in a timely manner (didn't these puddingheads go to Ace or Home Depot and make some duplicates made for .99? Or was that just not in the budget?) |
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At this point, why would you want to be the host city?
Please never come to Denver. |
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Mr. Vieira
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Continuing with the Rio Olympics fun...
Afterwards an Olympic official told reporters "hey, you know how all those anthems sound alike...", before disappearing into a feces-strewn alleyway with a hooker. |
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Which way is up?
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Every venue is trying to outdo the last. We have finally reached the point where one-upmanship reveals itself as a total farce.
I plan on watching exactly zero events. And, since zero represents a complete lack of interest, I have time to laugh at the insanity of it all. Remember when the Olympics were the, you know, *Olympics*? Now it's just an over-hyped, commercialized pro-event that's annoying to watch with all it's slow-mo over-analyzing and Coke commercials. If it all goes south, so be it. - AppleNova is the best Mac-users forum on the internet. We are smart, educated, capable, and helpful. We are also loaded with smart-alecks! :) - Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. (Mat 5:9) |
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Which way is up?
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Two things:
1) Don't give your children a name that starts with "De". Trouble will follow. 2) Why in Sam Hell Hill does an NBA player need to visit a brothel in Rio (or anywhere else for that matter)? Just go down to the beach, tell the g-string-clad beach whores who you are and BAM! Won't cost you a dime. And the best part: No headlines! Oh, and 3) Good to see that USA Basketball can afford to rent a cruise ship for 12 spoiled basketball players and their 357 coaches and trainers. - AppleNova is the best Mac-users forum on the internet. We are smart, educated, capable, and helpful. We are also loaded with smart-alecks! :) - Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God. (Mat 5:9) Last edited by kscherer : 2016-08-06 at 20:55. |
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Whorehouses are so there *aren't* headlines. As my prim and proper economics professors ex-father-in-law was fond of stating, "One does not pay a prostitute for sex. One pays a prostitute to leave discreetly." Beach Bimbo #3 is going to blab her fool mouth off. A prostitute is paid for their silence. |
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Mr. Vieira
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In theory, sure. But the allure of tabloid/TMZ/14-minutes-of-fame-for-boning-a-celebrity proves too strong for some.
If I were famous, I think I'd just be a serial/chronic tug artisan*. I can't rat myself out, or give myself the drip. The risk/hassle factor drops to almost zero, provided you remember to pull your shades. I wonder sometimes if perhaps I share too much about myself here... *Possible cool band name or male porn star pseudonym? "Hey, have you heard Tug Artisan's latest album?", etc. |
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You must not have gone to the right places. Seems to be confirmed by the fact that you "never bothered to cross the river".
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Can't make this stuff up...
A Sky News reporter tweeted that an Olympic kayaker on a practice run capsized after hitting a sofa |
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Mr. Vieira
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So "sofa" is Portuguese for "turd", I take it?
I like that the lead photo in the story is actually a file photo from over a year ago. Meaning, of course, living room furniture in that body of water isn't so rare or unusual that they don't already have a few pics on hand, already in the system, to accompany such a story. "Hey, Rod...call up 'couch-0022654.jpg' - yeah, the cream double cushion - to put with that kayak story." Last edited by psmith2.0 : 2016-08-07 at 19:14. |
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Mr. Vieira
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Good point. Deleted. Fuck 'em.
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Seen a man standin' over a dead dog lyin' by the highway in a ditch He's lookin' down kinda puzzled pokin' that dog with a stick |
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The minute I saw that quote I figured he was talking about lone wolf attacks. But it's Giuliani, so everyone's welcome to pile on.
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* RIP Alec Guinness So it goes. |
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Quick somebody hide him before the Clintons have him killed. Formerly known as cynical_rock censeo tentatio victum There is no snooze button on a cat. |
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¡Damned!
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ZOMG 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
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Mr. Vieira
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IOC executive committee member arrested in Rio.
Hooker/cocaine orgy? Throwing a burger wrapper into the pristine bay (upsetting the delicate ecological balance between body parts and discarded furniture)? Fighting back against a(nother) mugger and taking it a bit too far? Exposing his Irish wang to the female volleyball teams in the Olympic Village? Nope, nothing nearly that predictable (or reasonable). Quote:
"Yo, yo...I gots two for the javelins an' shit. What you lookin' for, my man?" What a goon. A fine, upstanding bunch, these IOC folks. |
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¡Damned!
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Catfish vs. Mongoose
WTF is up with this guy? His wife by all accounts is an intelligent, decent person, and not at all unattractive. Does he just have that creep itch that needs to get scratched? After his congressional resignation for #1 and his mayoral loss for #2 what in the hell goes through his head that he thinks "eh, this is fine to do." Dumbass Crypt-Keeper-faced moron. So it goes. |
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Mr. Vieira
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Yeah, he's a real piece of work. No shame whatsoever.
His dumb-ass wife - who'll no-doubt cash in her put-upon "victim" card at some point, if/when it helps her boss at the polls - isn't much better. Talk about two knuckleheads who completely deserve one another. Zero sympathy for either, at this point. They both know what each other's deal is, so...screw 'em. If she's okay with him pulling his schlong out to - and trying to put it into - everyone who isn't her, I guess I should be too. Maybe they can get a couple's discount on Valtrex. At least Eliot Spitzer's hot wife had the good sense to leave his lame ass after he betrayed and embarrassed the hell out of her. |
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