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hflomberg
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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2006-05-02, 09:13

I got a phone call last night from a friend (?) who is convinced the MAC is devil-spawn. He wanted me to turn to the news and see how much danger I was in from "Malware From Space". Unfortunatly I was deeply engrosed in a commercial about health care products and laundry detergent and couldn't pull myself away. Can anyone tell me what I missed.

As an aside, this aluminum-foil hat is gettin uncomfortable - please hurry
 
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2006-05-02, 09:18

I am so not following.
 
blakbyrd
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2006-05-02, 09:37

O.o
 
DMBand0026
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Join Date: May 2004
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2006-05-02, 10:06

1. It's "Mac" not "MAC."

2. Your friend is retarded, tell him to lay off the crack.

3. There is no such thing as a virus for OS X, there have been a few "proof of concept" pieces of malware, but they just told us what we already know, it is indeed possible to have a virus on a Mac.

4. Take off the tin foil hat or your friend might try to do lines off of it.

Come waste your time with me
 
bassplayinMacFiend
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Join Date: Jun 2004
 
2006-05-02, 10:30

Besides, an MIT student has proven that tin foil hats attenuate the wavelengths used to broadcast mind control signals. Oh no, I've said too much. *poof*
 
curiousuburb
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Join Date: May 2004
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2006-05-02, 10:36

Quote:
Originally Posted by hflomberg
As an aside, this aluminum-foil hat is gettin uncomfortable - please hurry
And it makes the evil rays more concentrated, not dispersed.

Foil should be reserved for hockey playing brothers.

edit: damn bassplayingMacFiend, poaching my links again.

Last edited by curiousuburb : 2006-05-02 at 10:42.
 
hflomberg
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2006-05-02, 11:25

OLO err LOL

You guys are SOOO rough on my ego!
 
Zodiac
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Join Date: May 2004
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2006-05-02, 12:46

Steve Jobs is an accomplice of Satan himself, so your friend is absolutely correct.

Those space viruses are also nonetheless, extremely dangerous and are known to instantly make your mac one of the most stable, reliable systems on the planet. You better watch out.

Founder of the Applenova Folding Team
 
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2006-05-02, 13:00

Quote:
Originally Posted by hflomberg
OLO err LOL

You guys are SOOO rough on my ego!
So what, you're just trolling?
 
hflomberg
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2006-05-02, 14:57

Troll - a creature that lives under a bridge? Huh?
 
Engine Joe
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2006-05-02, 15:07

Quote:
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Troll - a creature that lives under a bridge? Huh?
Yes. You don't live under a bridge, then?
 
hflomberg
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2006-05-02, 22:17

But it's a nice bridge
 
DMBand0026
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2006-05-03, 00:38

Troll. Simple as that.
 
RowdyScot
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2006-05-03, 01:00

I saw redwing in that link and hoped. I really hoped.
 
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