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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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I found an empty fortune cookie bag. It was sealed, still had air in it. It had not been unsealed in any way, shape, or form. Just a fortune cookie bag. With nothing in it. There was no fortune cookie astray inside of the bag. Nothing. Nada. No cookie for Jack. No fortune for Jack.
Quite poetic... story of my life  It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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Join Date: May 2004
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HaHa. I thought it was bad to get a cookie w/o a fortune, but that's the worst I would guess. Hang it from your rear view mirror for shits 'n giggles. Nothin' like no fortune to wash down you kung pow cat..
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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 , it fits with your title!Uh...  "Didn't get laid OR a fortune"  |
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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My first thought was that the gods hated me. Then I began to get mental images from Xena: Warrior Princess episodes. Only, the only mental images conjured were of Xena and Gabrielle making out. Which wasn't so bad, and it took my mind off the fact that I got an empty fortune cookie wrapper.
Fuck. I got an empty fortune cookie wrapper. It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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They're a cute couple  [edit: Posting inline images that are on password protected servers isn't cool. - Brad] |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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You're taking it better than I would, Jack. The symbolism of a completely empty fortune cookie bag would scare the hell out of me and keep me up at night.
"Oooh, this CAN'T be good..." |
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On Pacific time
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
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Think of it this way, Jack: the gods are trying to tell you that your fortune, fate, destiny and life are completely what *you* make of them.
In other words, YOU are like a god yourself !  Oh, Mighty One! (How do you like *that* interpretation?  Make ya feel any better? ) |
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I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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or far more likely... there are no fortunes left. you are dead.
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Sub-PowerBook Lobbyist
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington, DC
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Somewhat on topic, here's my favorite cookie fortune ever. Some years ago, in college, I went out for Chinese food with my girlfriend. At the end of the meal, my fortune read: "Happiness is sitting next to you." This girl and I will have been married for five years this Saturday (and together for nine)... cheesy, but true. My second-favorite cookie fortune had something to do with breaking Windows, but I can't find that one right now. (I keep the good ones around.) Escher I've been waiting for a true sub-PowerBook for more than 10 years. The 11-inch MacBook Air finally delivers on all counts! It beats the hell out of both my PowerBook 2400c and my 12-inch PowerBook G4 -- no contest whatsoever. |
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Sub-PowerBook Lobbyist
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Location: Washington, DC
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Escher I've been waiting for a true sub-PowerBook for more than 10 years. The 11-inch MacBook Air finally delivers on all counts! It beats the hell out of both my PowerBook 2400c and my 12-inch PowerBook G4 -- no contest whatsoever. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I didn't know you moved to Atlanta. Bring shorts and an A/C...
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Join Date: May 2004
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Well it could have been worse. I mean, I get some that read "You like Chinese Food" . . . and then I get all freaked out, wondering how the hell did the cookie know?
Pardon me while I grab my tin foil hat and lie under my bed. no sig, how's that for being a rebel! |
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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Maybe your new title should be 'Unfortunate'.
*badumchiiiing* |
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Sub-PowerBook Lobbyist
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington, DC
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
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Dread....  Nah...surprisingly enough, I actually find myself in a lawn-mowing mood today!  (Will wonders never cease?!)Edit: Btw, both our comments about taking control of our lives have inspired me to get busy and *do* so. Who said hanging out on messageboards was a waste of time?! |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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I'll mow your lawn....
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Oh I didn't take the symbolism of the empty wrapper well at all. I took 18mg of Melatonin chased with a few shots of NyQuil and went to bed.
The last time I actually opened and read a fortune cookie fortune (I usually toss them on the floor as instant cat toys) was when I was watching the Unabomber TV movie on USA. I swear, I opened the fortune cookie and it said, "You will get something exciting in the mail." My friend was there to witness this too. I refused to check the mail for a week after that. I'm packing up all my stuff in Boston on the 28th, and probably beginning the trek back to Atlanta on the 29th. I grew up in Atlanta, so I'm well aware of the horrifically hot and humid environment to which I am returning. Cost of living is cheaper there, and I already have work waiting for me when I return, so it's tough to say no to that. It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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Escher I've been waiting for a true sub-PowerBook for more than 10 years. The 11-inch MacBook Air finally delivers on all counts! It beats the hell out of both my PowerBook 2400c and my 12-inch PowerBook G4 -- no contest whatsoever. |
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I got this in a cookie, what does it mean? |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I believe it means "When there are threads to be bumped, you should do so".
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feeling my oats
Join Date: May 2004
Location: there are nice people here...that makes me happy
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hey, paul is back
on topic i once bought a pez that had no head...was in a sealed package and i thought, hey if i keep this in it's package, it might be worth something...but, sadly, the dog found the pez package and ate through it to get to the candy...so no headless pez in pristine package for thegelding...having a dog is learning to deal with loss, in many ways g crazy is not a rare human condition everything is food if you chew hard enough |
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Join Date: May 2004
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All in good fun I guess, but this happens all the time. I've even see the empty fortune cookie bag before. Once.
What I see all the time though...or did in high school, was emtpy chip bags. You'd think this would be a rareity, but it had to happen more then 2x a year...every year since 8th grade. Carol and LoCash a couple huh? wouldn't that be a sight...LoCash washing down mystery pills with hard liquor while snorting coke off of Carol's stomach while she cry's to a dramatic book that relates to astrology |
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Sounds sexy, where do I sign up? I cry too sometimes, but only when I bump a lot of meth
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Once I found shredded newspaper in my pho. I don't go to that pho place anymore.
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On Pacific time
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moderator's Pub
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I shot the sherrif.
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But she would be crying.
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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All you have to do is say, "Please", Carol.
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