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I know this is late, but since I didn't see any mention of it, I thought I'd post it to offer any Star Wars fans out there a brief chance about fantasizing in a more *ahem* adult manner.
http://www.locusmag.com/2006/Feature...Star_Wars.html Quote:
"Uta Buta Solo?" - A story of betrayal and revenge. Han's repeated promiscuity has enraged his lover Greedo for the last time. |
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Mr. Vieira
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I'd start, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stop.
Best to resist this particular urge... |
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The funny thing is that there's already plenty of material like this out there. It's not as pervasive as Star Trek slash (particularly Kirk/Spock romances), but there are still plenty of horny middle aged women (hey Carol) who spend their free time writing dirty stories about Obi-Wan and young Anakin, or perhaps Han Solo and Luke Skywalker.
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¡Damned!
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Anything with Leia in Jabba's Court.
Anything. |
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Mr. Vieira
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Simply combine two of the most popular, talked-about things in the entire "Star Wars" saga: slave Leia (meow!) and Boba Fett.
How could it miss? She's intrigued by this masked rough-and-tumble guy who's after her man, etc. Initially repulsed by his very presence, she finds herself drawn to him...his cold, sexy growl and ruthless efficiency with a weapon. They spend some quiet moments alone in Jabba's palace before the events of "Return of the Jedi" (Artoo and Threepio show up, etc.). When she sees him fall into that Sarlaac pit, it's a weird moment for her. "Guess that's over...". She never tells Han. It was just "one of those things"...a crazy period during her life: half naked, in chains, lonely, her beau was hanging on the wall and completely useless, etc. All the makings of a classic triangle: Leia > Han > Boba Instant hit. |
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Of course, I've always found these to be chuckle worthy too ...
The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines from the Star Wars trilogy Star Wars 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good." 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." 4. "Sorry about the mess..." 3. "Look at the size of that thing!" 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." |
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¡Damned!
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I know I've used one a few times after waking up in a strange bed:
"I've got a baaad feeling about this" |
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Mr. Vieira
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...and then the walls start to close in?
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¡Damned!
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No, usually the one-eyed snake comes out*.
And then I've got to paraphase yet another quote: "The more you tighten your grip, the more it will slip through your fingers." *Mine's not nearly this frightening, btw: So it goes. Last edited by 709 : 2006-04-05 at 12:31. |
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Did you not notice the date on the article?
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Antimatter Man
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"That's no moon..."
"Don't underestimate the power of the Dark Side" "These aren't the droids you're looking for" "Size matters not" |
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mmmm, i see the return of jar jar here....cuz you know by the size of his feet that he was quite a package...plus it's gonna upset the jessie helms set when he has leia bent over and making the "O" face
g crazy is not a rare human condition everything is food if you chew hard enough |
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You can close this thread now, THIS is the most sexually disturbing exchange of the entire series:
Darth Vader: I have felt him, my master. Emperor Palpatine: Strange that I have not. . |
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And, I may as well add to my previous posting with ESB lines (ROTJ to follow)
The Empire Strikes Back 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." 7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..." 6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." 5. "Control, control! You must learn control!" 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..." 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance." 1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" |
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Return of the Jedi
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." 9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." 8. "I never knew I had it in me." 7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." 6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." 5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." 4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" 3. "She's gonna blow!" 2. "I think you'll fit in nicely." 1. "Rise, my friend." |
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