[crazychester]

Bizarro World (swf) via Boing Boing who supply the following description:

BB pal Jim Leftwich says: "This is cool, but also disturbing! A physics-obeying interactive female mannequin falling through an infinite sky of spheres..." (If the mannequin gets stuck, you can help her along with your cursor.)

Also perhaps a little misogynistic but weird enough it doesn't matter. I'm currently giving her a rest in this rather *ahem* interesting position.



What I want to know is, how the hell do people come up with this shit? Are hallucinogens involved? Some sort of psychiatric disorder? Demonic possession perhaps? I just don't understand how someone can crawl out of bed in the morning and suddenly think "Eureka! Free falling bubble girl to entertain the masses", and then spend the time actually creating it.

However, I'm glad they do.

[Kickaha]

Wow, it's like watching MXC.

[Brad]

That reminds me of that animation from a couple years ago of the little guy that would watch, chase after, and grab onto your cursor.

edit: found it. http://gry.maksiu.info/mix/flash.php?flash=go.swf

[Ebby]

Dang that is creepy. The rabbit one is funnier.

Still, good find!

[crazychester]

I'm not sure I like the idea of some guy taking control of my cursor but, of course, I won't be able to resist clicking all the same.

BTW I've discovered you can grab her whether she's moving or not and hurl her with
great force across the screen, which is kinda fun.

What's with the rabbit business? I seem to be missing something. And shouldn't you all be in bed?

Edit: Oh OK, I get that rabbit reference (you can fool him temporarily by flicking the cursor back and forth) but I still don't get Kickaha's rabbit thing from the other day. However, nor am I going to give him the satisfaction of asking for an explanation.

[Moogs]

...naturally the subject should be a female and she must be wearing a thong / bikini to demonstrate all the physical forces at play. Wait till NOW sees this. The demonstration is kind of cool but the way they chose to demonstrate it is... well, it was a horny guy who made this demo, let's put it that way.

[Not only that, I wager the face of the woman is his ex-girlfriend]

[crazychester]

Yes, hmmm. I had a quick look at the main page of the site. It seems to be an odd mix of ephemera and porn.

[billybobsky]

Note to self: Don't throw ex-girlfriend down infinite well containing springy bubbles -- she will get stuck.

[709]

I think I broke her neck.

[psmith2.0]

That's strangely addictive (and no, not in any sort of hatefuul, misogynistic fashion...it's just cool to watch the falling and contorting...it could be a guy or just a shapeless blob).

I left mine in a little more *ahem* interesting position than crazychester left hers...didn't plan it, just sorta happened.

I might ask her to marry me.

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by crazychester Edit: Oh OK, I get that rabbit reference (you can fool him temporarily by flicking the cursor back and forth) but I still don't get Kickaha's rabbit thing from the other day. However, nor am I going to give him the satisfaction of asking for an explanation.

*laugh* From a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Just popped into my head.

[crazychester]

Originally Posted by Kickaha Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Trust you to get the money shot! I was tossing up between my position (so to speak) and Paul's (so to speak again). But with the latter, I was disappointed she didn't have her head in the right position to crack (!) a joke about being able to look up her own.....well, you know (I think I'm probably only allowed to say cunt once a week. Oops!)

I know you're so fabulous even cyber mannequins will do your bidding. Yawn.


And I've made the poor girl a quadreplegic a thousand times over. Not to mention the brain damage, internal crush injuries, dislocations........

[709]

I'm off to get a dozen beachballs.

[Moogs]

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by 709 I'm off to get a dozen beachballs.

Dude, why do you think these are so popular? Fitness?? HA!

[Banana]

25 years of computer technology progression, and peoples stuck in "Farmers Daugther" mentality....

[alcimedes]

Bwa ha ha ha ha. What a great game.

[709]

Originally Posted by Kickaha Dude, why do you think these are so popular? Fitness?? HA!

OMG. I watched the video all the way through, too. Simply fantastic.

[johnq]

Squeeze your sitting bones together...

Circle your hips right. Exhale forward. Inhale around. Exhale forward. Inhale around. Pause. Reverse. Lift your chest as you inhale. Squeeze your sit bones. Come to both knees. Place your fingertips, palm down, under your chin.

I'm done.

That's one happy hippity hoppity.

[BarracksSi]

More screenshots on the way...

[atomicbartbeans]

Originally Posted by Kickaha Dude, why do you think these are so popular? Fitness?? HA!

Well, it is technically fitness.

Dude, why do you think vibrating showerheads and electric "massagers" are so popular? Relaxation?? Technically, yes, but not in the traditional sense. HA!

Dude, why do you think half-gallon tubs of Vaseline are so popular? Purely medicinal reasons? HA!

Dude, why do you think MTV is so popular with guys? 'Cause they like the music? HA!

[BarracksSi]

This thing will fit almost anywhere! Stretch it out enough and you can see where the body separates into pieces.

[Ebby]

I got a bunch of poses, but I can't post them until my guests leave. They'd be like "Uhhh, [name]. WTF." And then there'd be questions... and that would start a conversation... and that would spiral out of control.

Best to separate gas from fire for the time being.

[crazychester]

Don't worry, I got a couple stashed away. Might have a slightly different focus to some of yours.

She was feeling a bit tired from all that falling. Needed to put her feet up for a bit.


She's beggin' for it kickaha.

[InactionMan]

Creepiest thing I've seen in a while.

[thegelding]

mmmm, not very attractive in this pose



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[sunrain]

Reminds me of a girl I dated in high school. She was on the drill team.

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by crazychester Don't worry, I got a couple stashed away. Might have a slightly different focus to some of yours.

Yeeeeeah, riiiiiiiiiight...

She's beggin' for it kickaha.

Are you kidding? I'd get a crick in my back in that little space!

[Ebby]

Despite the blackout, here they are. (Part 1, the nasty )
Having fun?

[Ebby]

and part 2...
Looks comfy...

... but not this one.

Squish.

OUCH!

Hanging by a thread: