Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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World's Funniest Analogies
I read this last night on my iPhone and laughed so much it pissed my wife off who was trying to go to sleep. There are some real doozies in here. |
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superkaratemonkeydeathcar
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it reads like a Zach Gallifinikis' stand up routine
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't." I couldn't read past this. Not only a blatant ripoff of Douglas Adams, it entirely misses the point of his original analogy. Now I'm going to be irritated for the rest of the day. Thanks. Unibody, 17 inch, 2.66 GHz, 8 GB, 320 GB + 64GB SSD (No DVD), Snow Leopard Pismo, 400 MHz, 1 GB, 40 GB, Panther Graphite Clamshell iBook, 466 MHz, 576 MB, 30 GB, Panther, 1024x768 screen |
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monkey with a tiny cymbal
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lost
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Trying to remember that Douglas Adams line was pestering me. I looked it up:
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
Location: A small town near Wolfsburg, Germany
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Somehow reminds me of "The world according to student bloopers"
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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This one was posted in comments on Google+:
"She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs." |
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever" and "A shot rung out, as shots are wont to do" have long been two of my all-time favorites.
I'm pretty sure the whole thing is fake, though. Exactly like two hummingbirds who are also fake. and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law George. But unlike George, this plan just might work."
Niiiiiiiiiiice... |
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M AH - ch ain saw
Join Date: May 2004
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Brightened up my day.
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: At home
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Fake indeed but who cares. The vocabulary one made me laugh... My favorite
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