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murbot
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2005-07-25, 17:26

Ancient phallus unearthed in cave



I didn't think broads back then used these things. Then it hit me. It was more for the men.

If I had to regularly bang one of these:



I'd be carving her a few phalluses to keep around the house, too.
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Kickaha
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2005-07-25, 17:32

*LOL*

I wonder what size batteries it takes?
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2005-07-25, 17:47

Murbot strikes again.

Keep it coming.
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Kickaha
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2005-07-25, 17:48

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Keep it coming.
*rimshot*

What is this, the earliest known example of lithodildonics?

And for a more updated version...

http://www.stockroom.com/b475plus.htm

and...

http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm

Mrs. murbot can thank me later.

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Old school is being able to say 'finger me' with a straight face.

Last edited by Kickaha : 2005-07-25 at 17:52.
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2005-07-25, 17:53

Kick, you are one sick bastard. Dont ever change.
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2005-07-25, 18:10

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kickaha
*rimshot*

What is this, the earliest known example of lithodildonics?

And for a more updated version...

http://www.stockroom.com/b475plus.htm

and...

http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm

Mrs. murbot can thank me later.
What happened to the NSFW!!!!!!111 warning!
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Kickaha
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2005-07-25, 18:14

Dude! It's a thread about *STONE DILDOS*! What the hell did you *THINK* was behind the links?!? Puppies??
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2005-07-25, 18:17

Sick puppies, maybe.
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Kickaha
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2005-07-25, 18:19

No, we're *in* the thread.
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2005-07-25, 19:15

Just when I was sure I had seen it all (was almost positive after the exploding ground-hogs video), Murbeau the magnificent strikes again.
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2005-07-25, 19:33

After all it is the worlds oldest profession. The other could be the god of fertility.
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2005-07-25, 21:28

Mur, where the hell do you find this shit?
I love it!!
Keep it coming.......so to speak.
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2005-07-25, 23:08

You should see some of the vibrators from the 19th century they used to treat hysteria. Yikes.
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2005-07-25, 23:13

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You should see some of the vibrators from the 19th century they used to treat hysteria. Yikes.
I saw a small sample of the vibrators used in the early 1900's. Man those things looked mean.
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2005-07-27, 11:37

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kickaha
*rimshot*

What is this, the earliest known example of lithodildonics?

And for a more updated version...

http://www.stockroom.com/b475plus.htm

and...

http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm

Mrs. murbot can thank me later.
Can anyone else think of possible problems associated with using something as porous as granite for this purpose? Still...I'll have to run the idea by my next girlfriend.

Come waste your time with me
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2005-07-27, 13:13

What makes you say granite is porous, its an igneous rock. The image might look a little porous but thats because some minerals eroded out of it, in general I'd say granite is quick solid... seems like a perfect use of granite to me...

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DMBand0026
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2005-07-28, 00:50

Just based on my experiences working with it. In researching different types of counter tops for my house one of the biggest complaints was that granite is porous and therefore can stain and hold bacteria relatively well. I'm not sure if that was specific to polished granite or not, but the aforementioned uhhh...objects...appear to be polished.

Come waste your time with me
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Kickaha
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2005-07-28, 01:13

As with any porous toys, use a condom. Duh.
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DMBand0026
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2005-07-28, 01:16

Touche...the thought never even crossed my mind. How very odd.
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2005-07-28, 02:21

yeah, doesn't everyone use condoms with thier stone sex toys?
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onlyafterdark
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2005-07-28, 11:28

What do you mean? I dont own any sex toys.



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2005-07-28, 11:45

Murbot, you are one strange Canadian! Find a hobby, would ya!?
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Kickaha
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2005-07-28, 11:49

I think this *is* his hobby.
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2012-12-12, 11:59

As hard as I tried, I couldn't come up with a reason not to bump this thread when I found it.

So do they still make these things out of stones? I'm... um... asking for a friend.
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murbot
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2012-12-12, 12:13

Let me Google that for you


I know you can do this, I just couldn't pass on the chance to do a LMGTFY for stone dildos.
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Kickaha
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2012-12-12, 13:43

This thread still wins teh intarwebs.
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2012-12-12, 17:32

My favorite is the porous stone / bacteria comments.
Because ancient dildo makers were very concerned about microbial infections.

Thag: Hey woman... I make you this stone dildo so I don't have to watch your giant muffin-top jiggle.

Helga: I can't use THAT... it's made from granite... I'll get infected.

Also based on the Incan photo research Murbot did it's pretty clear outside forces were involved.



(Look even the size he's estimating is about right.)

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2012-12-13, 15:55

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot View Post
Let me Google that for you


I know you can do this, I just couldn't pass on the chance to do a LMGTFY for stone dildos.
The first result of the search was this commentary: World’s oldest sex toy, a stone dildo, also used by a jealous caveman to start fires
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2012-12-14, 14:03

you're all insane - why do I enjoy reading this stuff? Dumb Question I guess
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