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Trumpetman
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2006-11-04, 02:36

I just died in your arms tonight.

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"[i] am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love," he said.
Congrats Neil. You fooled me and well, that doesn't happen often.

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2006-11-04, 03:13

Doogie Howser!? I never suspected!
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2006-11-04, 04:32

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Congrats Neil. You fooled me and well, that doesn't happen often.
How do you know? Usually if someone fools you then you don't know...
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2006-11-04, 04:41

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How do you know? Usually if someone fools you then you don't know...
Because he *had* (previously!) been fooled, but *now* he knows better?
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2006-11-04, 05:39

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Because he *had* (previously!) been fooled, but *now* he knows better?
Just to clarify I was referring to "that doesn't happen often" rather than "You fooled me".
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2006-11-04, 05:48

Oh. You have a point.
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2006-11-04, 11:43

nooooooooooooo.....I thought NPH was into fur burgers!!!
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2006-11-04, 12:29

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nooooooooooooo.....I thought NPH was into fur burgers!!!
And this matters because?
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2006-11-04, 12:43

strange, only one of the two times i met NPH did he try to kiss me...since most gay men are always trying to kiss me i just assumed he was bi

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2006-11-04, 15:05

Is it because you're neutered?

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2006-11-04, 18:15

Wow. This changes everything.

Wait, no it doesn't.
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2006-11-05, 02:10

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And this matters because?
check out harold and kumar go to white castle and youll know....
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2006-11-05, 03:11

I never got around to watching that. The film was renamed for the UK for some reason. Harold and Kumar get the Munchies. It looked kinda dumb.

However, I apologise for assuming that you just wished that he was just into 'fur burgers' and not getting the reference! (I've never even heard of the guy tbh)

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2006-11-05, 03:26

For turbulentfurball and all the others that haven't seen the movie, some relevant passages (NPH played an exaggerated, and apparently, untrue version of himself):

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Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold: Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.
[sings]
Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance...
Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
[they park, pause]
Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...
Kumar: Look, chill.
Harold: We'll be right back, Neil.
[they exit the car]
Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
...he steals their car...
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Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
Neil Patrick Harris: [looks down to count money] Here's 80 for the meal, and 200 for the car
Harold: What did you do to my car?
Neil Patrick Harris: I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...
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Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask you Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
Neil Patrick Harris: No... I didn't go all the way with her.

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2006-11-05, 11:46

haha yes! i love that movie so much!
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2006-11-05, 11:52

Funny that he plays the womanizer on the sitcom. My wife watches it for some reason. Once in a while I like to watch because that girl... from band-camp? She's uh... grown. Don't know why but I think she's kinda hot.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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2006-11-06, 19:50

Chic in red jacket...



...she's uh. Yah, she's crazy in the sack. You can tell.
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2006-11-07, 10:20

Oh yeah. I was never really in to her, especially after seeing the American Pie movies, but now...there's just something about her. I'm not even really into the red hair thing, but there's just something about her.

Come waste your time with me
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2006-11-07, 21:24

She needs love, know what I'm sayin?
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