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atomicbartbeans
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2006-03-10, 22:54

I usually don't visit Myspace much (IMO, it's a top contender for the Most Over-hyped Web Site Evarâ„¢ award), but I was perusing my bulletin board today, and I came across this gem.

This chain message appears to have been started some time ago; the last few lines were added by people I know, and mine is at the bottom. I thought we could also continue it on 'Nova (knowing the comedic potential of the regulars here).

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What would you say in just five words after sex...

Sirius-" I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
Shane~ I am not quite there.
Andrew - I forgot the condom, sorry
~*BrEaNnA*~: now u have aidz too!!!
Ashlee~Thanx...now can i go?
Kayla- Wow..that was it..thanks!
TRacy- Can you get off me?
~Nordwanna~- Damn is it in yet?
yanice-damnn that shit was goood
Jeffrey-Now go get ur friend...
Kandii-- "wat the fvk was that???!!"
Lenny - Damn I nutted in you
Carla-Soooo, when we gettin married?
KYLE- uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh yea!
Steve-iight, ready for round 2
Angie - same time and place tomorrow?? haaaha
Jewelz-I wonder whats on T.v. lol..ive dont that too..hehe
Cristina- I have a Head Ache...OUHH!
fun boy- well you got a name
Fe: keep lickin my pussy, bitch...lol
Kenny: I gotta take a shit
Jackie~ Food, Water, Ciggarette, joint, nap
Jackie: Oh my goodness, i'm sweating!!!
Lee: two minutes a new record!! =)
matt: I usually don't fuck midgets
lauren: You need a ride home?
huggy bear: now toss my salad bitach!!
J-Dub: Where are my fucking pants?
tucker: do you want a towel?
stephanie: does this look like herpes???
Alli- So... what was your name??
-BJ- Where did that condom go??
Rachel- You're hotter on the internet.
DSB~ So what was your name ?
Kelly~My husband will be home!
Stephanie ~ Dad, you are the best
Nadiah~ Dam that shit was great!
Q - Well, time for my nap
Boooger - Now where's your sister's room?
Kathy <> Leave b4 my man's home
Ed- Tell anyone and you're dead. (I'm not a rapist, swear.)
Sarah- "I don't usually do this"....hahaha, typical girl phrase!
Sean - can u change a 50?
Lefty-"ok get off me now"
xtina- "it never sounded like that"
Jenna - "So you'll call tomorrow...right?"
Big D - " Where am I? Wait, zzzzzzzz. " ha,ha
Tanya-"Is that camera really on?"
Breeann- "you are one lucky bastard"..
marc-"i am sooo fucking sorry"
Nate- "I'll get you a towel"
Sarah- "thank god for my vibrator"
Mike- "Whatever, orgasms are overrated anyway."
Brad - "no, I didnt take Viagra"
JahAn- it was nice meeting you!
Nick - Are you serious, Ten Orgasms!
Adriana - wait, thats it? youre done?
Francesco - "You're on the pill, right??"
vincenza--lEts dO iT agAin, oK
Samantha- I didnt catch your name!!!!!! lolzzzzzz
Rober- So you wanna goto dinner?!?!
Marcos~ who the FUCK are you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
amanda- the best i ever had!
piti- "so... did you finish too?" lol lol lol
Scuba Steve-" Now Go make me Dinner!"
Larry Appleton ~ "I think i'm gonna puke!!!"
Chief ~ "Gigity, Gigity, Gigity, Ohh right!!"
Tom - "Yea, I gotta bounce, thanks."
adaM.V - "Can you get my inhaler?" (this is what i say to my wife, almost every night)
john F. - Uhm. That never happened before...
melissa~Was that all u got?
heidi- Oh...is it over already?
Chris M. - Am I passing English yet?

You ask me for a hamburger.
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Foj
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2006-03-10, 23:22

C'mon, Goonies never say die
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Wickers
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2006-03-10, 23:25

Keep the paper bag on...
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Artap99
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2006-03-10, 23:28

Go make me a sandwich.
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2006-03-10, 23:29

dammit, the baby is crying!
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atomicbartbeans
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2006-03-10, 23:33

Your sister did it better.
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Ryan
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2006-03-10, 23:35

I get that one in my email every few months, and all the variations of it. "Guess whether or not the person above is a virgin!!!!111!!ONE!!" and so on. I'm *really* getting tired of Myspace.

And no, I don't have one to add to the list.
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2006-03-10, 23:36

Myspace is what happens when anyone with asspreggers gets a web page.
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2006-03-10, 23:43

The internet will become progressively more annoying as time goes on.

It is as if the pantheon of Greek gods, with their exaggerated human frailties, descended upon a network of computers and set up a permanent residence unfiltered and always on...
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Kickaha
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2006-03-10, 23:48

So, who's next in line?
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thegelding
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2006-03-10, 23:53

thank you hon, now swallow

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2006-03-10, 23:59

move, Quantum Leap is on
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murbot
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2006-03-11, 00:02

Shit, does this look infected?
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thegelding
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2006-03-11, 00:11

my your adams-apple is big

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2006-03-11, 00:13

My dick fell off inside.

edit: er... it would be funnier the other way... Your dick fell off inside...

ah well...

How much was that, again?

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2006-03-11, 00:19

direct pressure stops the bleeding
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2006-03-11, 00:22

Time for a tetanus shot
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2006-03-11, 00:25

hello, i'm new here and
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2006-03-11, 00:29

Do you smell burning rubber?
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Banana
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2006-03-11, 00:31

Please refrain from copulating.


(and yes, I actually said it. To the couples doing it)
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atomicbartbeans
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2006-03-11, 00:38

do you have gopher cakes?

Last edited by atomicbartbeans : 2006-03-11 at 01:30.
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2006-03-11, 00:41

error! error! error! must reboot.
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2006-03-11, 00:43

a good piss is better

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billybobsky
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2006-03-11, 00:44

i feel like anakin when...
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billybobsky
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2006-03-11, 00:45

this is far too easy
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2006-03-11, 00:53

His noodly appendages touched you.
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Foj
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2006-03-11, 01:07

Chuck Norris is pleased now
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atomicbartbeans
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2006-03-11, 01:09

eew, something smells like fish
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2006-03-11, 01:18

there's no cure for herpes
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Franz Josef
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2006-03-11, 02:50

Would you like some tea?
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