[Bryson]

http://kittenwar.com/

I believe that kittens are cute and everyone should be allowed to own one. If you disagree you are banned from this thread for picking on me. You're so mean!

Proceed, gentlemen.

[Kraetos]

Fuck cats. They have sharp claws, they don't care about you, they poop in the house, they don't want to play with you, and they can strike at a moments notice.

[Banana]

Every time you masturbate, God kill a kitten. Please, think of kittens.

[Kickaha]

Think of kittens while you masturbate??

Dude, that's just sick.

[Partial]

Cats can be mean.

[Foj]

Originally Posted by Partial Cats can be mean.

RAWR!!!

[Swox]

Originally Posted by Kraetos Fuck cats. They have sharp claws, they don't care about you, they poop in the house, they don't want to play with you, and they can strike at a moments notice.

You must suck @ cats. Cats are easy to get along with if you know what you're doing!

Kittens are the cutest thing in the universe, rivaled only by beagle puppies.

[GOLDFRAPP]

Originally Posted by Kraetos Fuck cats. They have sharp claws, they don't care about you, they poop in the house, they don't want to play with you, and they can strike at a moments notice.

Cats are the friendliest creatures I've ever had in my life!!!

This is my lovely Main coon cat, and her name is Pooshka:

[709]

*looks down at sleeping cat in lap*

*smiles contently*

[Bryson]

Originally Posted by GOLDFRAPP This is my lovely Main coon cat, and her name is Pooshka:

Maine Coons are awesome. I really, really want one.

Originally Posted by Kreatos Fuck cats. They have sharp claws, they don't care about you, they poop in the house, they don't want to play with you, and they can strike at a moments notice

Didn't you read the rules?

[Robo]

I was waiting for someone to do this

It goes like this:

Kittens > Puppies > Cats > Dogs

more cute----------------less cute

[Chinney]

Agreed. Guns are boring. I prefer things soft and furry.

[Brad]

Originally Posted by Roboman Kittens > Puppies > Cats > Dogs more cute----------------less cute

Addendum:

Hedgehogs > Guinea Pigs > Kittens > Puppies > Cats > Dogs > * > Human Babies

more cute----------------less cute

[Banana]

You all people are mean assholes.

Unicorns are *way* more cuter than any of those combined!

[crazychester]

Boys who like kittens are sexist because they don't invite women to post in their cat threads.

GOLDFRAPP I'm sure Pooshka is a delightful cat but she looks like she's ready to strike at less than a moment's notice in that pic.

Originally Posted by 709 *smiles contently*

What is the content of your smile? I bet it's dirty whatever it is.

[crazychester]

Originally Posted by Kickaha Think of kittens while you masturbate?? Dude, that's just sick.

Not if it's a pussy.

[thegeriatric]

I like pussy.

[709]

Originally Posted by crazychester What is the content of your smile? I bet it's dirty whatever it is.

It's funny you say that, because I spent a good 10 minutes after I posted that thinking, "Is contently right?"

Is it? Would "contentedly" have been better? I worry about these things occasionally.

Anyways, yeah. No dirty thoughts while Poopy is sleeping. Wouldn't want to give him bad dreams.


Here's him from a couple of hours ago, btw. He loves his Dad.

[Moogs]

This forum rocks. Only here would an uppity assault rifle thread be countered with a Kittens thread. Now just imagine... kittens with assault rifles. There is a solution for everything.

[Wyatt]

Originally Posted by Moogs This forum rocks. Only here would an uppity assault rifle thread be countered with a Kittens thread. Now just imagine... kittens with assault rifles. There is a solution for everything.

Do we have to merge the threads now?

[709]

[turtle]

Originally Posted by 709

I should get one for my wife!!! Or daughter.




*I kid about my daughter getting a rifle

[Brad]

Originally Posted by 709

Devilish ripoff of the Hello Kitty original?

[GOLDFRAPP]

Originally Posted by 709

Wow, what nice sandals!!! I also have a fetish for legs and feet.

[Foj]

Just what we need, a Hello Kitty assault squad

[709]

Originally Posted by Brad Devilish ripoff of the Hello Kitty original?

I think it's the same gun, but the owner has an aversion to showing the Hello Kitty logo in any of his pics. Click the pic and there's a few other images.

[crazychester]

Originally Posted by 709 It's funny you say that, because I spent a good 10 minutes after I posted that thinking, "Is contently right?" Is it? Would "contentedly" have been better? I worry about these things occasionally. Anyways, yeah. No dirty thoughts while Poopy is sleeping. Wouldn't want to give him bad dreams. Here's him from a couple of hours ago, btw. He loves his Dad.

Not just better but correct!

Another closet sandal wearer I see.

I'm glad you didn't sully Poopy's innocent mind.

[Bryson]

Originally Posted by 709 I think it's the same gun, but the owner has an aversion to showing getting sued by the owners of the Hello Kitty logo....

T, FTFY.

[Chinney]

Originally Posted by GOLDFRAPP Wow, what nice sandals!!! I also have a fetish for legs and feet.

You need to read this thread: Sandals. See especially 709's post about 2/3 of the way through the second page of the thread...and the eventual follow ups over the next couple of pages. Piper sandals. Soft furry things love them.

[Brad]

Originally Posted by Foj Just what we need, a Hello Kitty assault squad

More like Hello Kitty Sith squad.



"I find your lack of kawaii disturbing. ^_^"