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A Nice picture with video linky Now what really gets my bull is this gem: "The bullfight resumed 30 minutes after the incident, which occurred during the second fight of the day during one of Mexico City's most popular weekend sporting events." WTF? People got hurt or possibly killed, and they're clamoring for more? Hockey fights are for sissies. Last edited by Banana : 2006-01-30 at 22:16. |
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That bull kicks ass. Get him a jersey. With a little discipline and a couple well-timed Ninja-kicks to the sack, he could learn to play D for the Pens. I dare say none would challenge him. Except maybe Domi, who, being a charter member of Wild Kingdom, would probably urinate on the bull for skating in his would-be territory. Then he'd get his missing link guts stomped on.
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Ya know, in high school, we would talk about frigging awesome it would to have gorillas play football.
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Take a look at the sidelines for a typical D1 NCAA football game. Gorillas galore. They just don't have fur all over their bodies. Though my definition of gorilla may be slightly different than yours. For me, anything that has arms built like a normal person's legs, and a head sitting on huge shoulders with no neck, is a gorilla.
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Ah, but they weight at best, what? 250 lbs? 275?
Silverback male gorilla weighs up to 500 lbs; double the weight. And they move much, much faster than any running backs. I'm surprised nobody else was outraged about the bull jumping thing, given that we recently had a PETA thread about milk. Go figure. |
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