[Brad]

As if everything else she does isn't already amazing, this one tops it all. Check out her latest brilliant creation, soon to be presiding over my desk at work.



I'm a truly lucky guy. I know you're all jealous. Deal with it.

[torifile]

Well, my wife made this. I win.

That *is* pretty cool, though, since you two obviously aren't canoodling enough to get one of what I got.

[Ebby]

That is too cool. Makes me want to dust off the 'ol cloning machine and steal some hair. (But in a very-jealous-but-not-creepy way. )

Add more pics and put that on digg or something.

[Brad]

Originally Posted by torifile Well, my wife made this. I win. That *is* pretty cool, though, since you two obviously aren't canoodling enough to get one of what I got.

Pfft. Any old pair of mammals in heat can make one of those. We didn't get our species to 100 billion by twiddling our thumbs!

[Ebby]

Originally Posted by Brad We didn't get our species to 100 billion by twiddling our thumbs!

Is that what I am doing wrong? Gee, it all makes sense now...

[drewprops]

I knew you were one of those pirates....

[billybobsky]

Truly the sign of a goddess....

[zsummers]

Brad, I didn't know you were a fellow Pastafarian. My brother ran the last Marine Corp. Marathon in a running shirt with an iron-on of the mighty FSM on the front and "Touched by his noodly apendage" on the back. You could say that we are "true" believers.

[cosus]

That reminds me of those souless thing that are in little mermaid. And those things are freaky.

[AWR]

I'll tell you one thing, she's got beautiful eyes!

[Mugge]

Uh.

What is that thing?

Sorry for asking a potentially stupid question.

[drewprops]

That, m'laddy-o, is what we calls the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM for short.
I'm personally a Methodist pirate, and hence looked down upon by my fellow privateers.... you know how picky people are about their religions.... and quasi-religions like the Earth Is Too Getting Warmer Dammit Society and the Society for the Prevention to Cruelty to Britney Spears.


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[joveblue]

Nice, but not as cool as the Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh). I bet she couldn't knit a replica of Her

[Brad]

Originally Posted by Ebby Add more pics

Isn't he just *adorable*?



Avast!

Originally Posted by zsummers Brad, I didn't know you were a fellow Pastafarian.

Of course!

[Mugge]

Originally Posted by drewprops That, m'laddy-o, is what we calls the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM for short. I'm personally a Methodist pirate, and hence looked down upon by my fellow privateers.... you know how picky people are about their religions.... and quasi-religions like the Earth Is Too Getting Warmer Dammit Society and the Society for the Prevention to Cruelty to Britney Spears. .

Aha! Thanks drewprops.

Finally a deity for us atheists.

Hmmm... I suppose Al Gore is pro-pirates then?

Originally Posted by joveblue Nice, but not as cool as the Invisible Pink Unicorn (pbuh). I bet she couldn't knit a replica of Her

Why does this forum always make me think of Francis Ottoman?

[Moogs]

That is indeed a sign of awesome wifeness, Brad. What did you do to deserve a woman like that anyway? She can't possibly know the real you or she wouldn't have agreed to that whole marriage thing.

[Schnauzer]

too bad you cant eat it

[Wyatt]

I've gotta say, I thought this thread was going in a totally different direction when I saw the title.

[Moogs]

Me too. I was predicting a Murbot "Yah tell me about it" in the first three respones. But when none appeared, I couldn't go that route so I decided to cooperate.

[Windswept]

Originally Posted by Brad Isn't he just *adorable*?

Well, yes, he does have a sort of winsome charm...

...sitting there on his little perch and holding onto the extension cord for stability.

Quite the cutie.

I think he needs a nickname though.

[Moogs]

Spag.

[zsummers]

It is little known fact that the FSM is responsible for what "scientists" have termed "gravity." You want "proof" you say? Start here: it is well known that the human race has grown taller over time, alongside a growing population. Now, normally, with an increased population, we would see decreased resources for growing taller--more people, less food, less overall height. But instead, as the population grew, people grew taller. Strange. Very Strange.

How does this confirm that the FSM is responsible for gravity, you ask? Well, because gravity is an effect of the FSM holding each of us to the ground with his noodly apendages, as the population grew, the FSM was less able to apply constant pressure to the head of each person, given its limited number of apendages. And, with less pressure holding each of us to the ground, each person has grown a little taller. Hence the correlation between population growth and average height.

So today, as you don't fly off into space, give thanks to the mighty FSM and his noodly appendages.

p.s. Brad, I bet your wife could go into business with knitting like that. That is, truly, awesome.

[Fahrenheit]

Murbot.

Also, its smaller than I imagined.

My latest desk buddy is monkeh! which i got in a box of pgtips.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nick_wilkes/428526917/

[Foj]

Originally Posted by Brad

You must not have had much to do at work if you are color coordinating your push pins

[curiousuburb]

Dude, those aren't just pins, that's the wall's equalizer.

The background is the visualizer.

[intlplby]

remember it's not "Money talks" but actually "Gravity talks"

[murbot]

Originally Posted by Foj You must not have had much to do at work if you are color coordinating your push pins

That pin design represents a tank (christianity), complete with blood red track and holy blue cannon, slipping under the passive yellow tax shelter cover, heading towards the great Flying Spaghetti Monster in an attempt to silence our one true creator forever.

Brad is just bringing in more backup. I'm sure his wife's new addition will kick that poor tank's ass soon enough. (and take its name, possibly chew gum also)

[Brad]

Sweet son of a noodle!

I truly, truly am blessed. A whole convocation of FSMs has graced my home with its presence!



(Spag's the one on the lower left, actually paying attention and looking at the camera. )

[Windswept]

Originally Posted by Brad (Spag's the one on the lower left, actually paying attention and looking at the camera. )

Yes, he's definitely alert and highly aware of his surroundings.

I can tell that he has an 'exceptional' IQ.

He must be a... Gemini.



(Btw, I like thinking of him as 'Spaglet'. )

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by Brad Sweet son of a noodle!

Thank you, Hermes!

I simply cannot read that without hearing that voice in my head.

Hmm... Brad as Hermes... it kinda works...

Murbot as Bender...

I think I'm on to something here.

(And hey, Hermes' wife was the hot one... )


The role of Nibbler can be played whoever is the newest member... unless you just want to hand it to Messiahtosh...


Your wife needs to sell those or something. $5 a pop, make it an impulse buy item. Oooooh, a whole market in FSM relics could erupt!