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Lock your doors. I'm drinking tequila, and I'm back in town. Finally.
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Lordy, lordy. This can only end well.
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¡Damned!
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Seriously. I haven't cooked in my own kitchen, haven't seen my precious Gato, haven't had a titch of fucking normal in gods know how long. I'm a stranger in my own fucking house. And, on top of all that, I haven't been around to have you guys temper my insanity. I honestly don't know what I've missed more.
I've thrown a few wayward posts in when I could, but goddamn if I didn't miss coming here daily. Maybe y'all didn't notice, but I sure did. So it goes. |
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I've moved on to my fridge full of Two Hearted btw. Home sweet home...
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I'm going to make some meatless meatloaf this week and send it to murbot. I know he won't be able to resist.
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This is a funny story: Back when Oberon was called Solsun I was able to walk with Larry and check out the vats. All his vats were covered with tarps, basically, and they just lifted the shit up to stir. Eyebrows, hairs, sneezes, whatever went into those first years of Solsun. I never drank it then and I would never drink it now because of that (well, I don't generally like wheat beers either), even though nowadays he's all high-tech and everything and no shit can get in there whatsoever.
That beer still sucks though. So it goes. |
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Location: Atlanta
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Pictures of a Meatless Murbot Meatloaf or it didn't happen. Extra points if it looks Canadian.
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I'll tell you what does not suck though, New Holland's Dragon's Milk. I don't know what the fuck they did over there, because all of their other beers are awful. It's like they have a bad yeast strain or something that nobody wants to tell them about. Like the popular chick with bad breath or something. All the guys would never say anything. I would though. "You're cute, but I'd have to take you from behind because of your breath." That didn't get me laid, btw. The Dragon's Milk is fucking awesome though.
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I could probably trick murbot if I laid meatless bacon over the top of it. Is there such a thing? Fakeon? Fakon? God, I wish Billy Mays didn't have the dead. He would know for sure.
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Plus there's a maple tree out back that's changing. I could grab a red leaf, stick it on top with a toothpick, and it would pass customs without a problem, I'm sure.
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*waves zippo around*
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haha. That's my old roommate from college.
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What the helll? Do people actually eat things that are not meat? Yeah right.
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Billy Mays? Or the white dude that sounds a lot like a black dude?
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My sharp cheddar is being super-adversarial. Not cool, sharp cheddar, not cool at all.
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*grabs popcorn*
This is gonna be *EPIC*... I have my money on the first major typo string as... three hours from now. |
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The fuck? That shit tasted like Velveeta. Serves me right in letting the gf go grocery shopping. She's sexy as hell, but she wouldn't know a cheddar from a colby. Fucking hell was that grilled cheese ever terrible.
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*an aside* her vagina tastes like unicorns and rainbows.
Just sayin'. |
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I don't think the cheese is adversarial at all. It's just trying to get a lay of the land before it lets you devour it.
lright, scratch that. what does unicorn taste like? I've had nothing, I've had a light maple syrup, I've even had mildly salty, but unicorn? |
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Those two posts in a row? Awesome.
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i'm not so sure kick... grilled cheese and the girlfriend are being mentioned separately.
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Honestly, I have no idea.... It wasn't off putting to say the least, just odd.... I prefer it, in retrospect, to the sterile nothing of the next girlfriend...
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No, no.The grilled cheese was a real thing. I saw it. It ;ooked great, but zomg what the fuck chese. Terrible.
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