Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
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I know, I know..."scates, you've making another Hilton thread?" Hang in there...this one's kinda good! Just when I thought TV producers and networks have possibly come up with everything they can to make a reality TV show about (and I was getting worried for them, thinking they might have to write/create original, watchable stuff once again that wasn't populated by asshats, dickweeds and jizzwits) comes this life-affirming bit of news... The story...in all its glory. Some giggle bombs I culled from the article, just for my friends here to enjoy: Quote:
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I get the sense this is more about her "being on TV" than it is striking gold on any sort of lifelong, deeply spiritual friendship for the mindless twat (who, by the way, "retired" some two years ago, I'll remind you...I wrote about it here because a) I didn't know she actually did anything, and b) I, foolishly, thought "whew...we won't be seeing her again then. Hallelu..."...huh? Oh, she's back? Already? It's not even been 14 hours! Her retirement was shorter than her jail stay. Anyway... Quote:
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"So, Paris...our son tells us you're quite a driven, dedicated young woman. What is it that you do?" "I, like, party so hard." "Welcome to the family!" Quote:
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Gaining access to the hottest clubs, and being assessed on your shopping skillz? That's practically curing eyeball cancer. Suck it, Oprah...you're a lightweight. Quote:
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Her "legit" movies, combined, can't break $480 domestically. But put her on night-vision in a hotel room - and earning her rep "the hard way" - and suddenly she's Peter Jackson, Bryan Singer and Michael Bay, all rolled into one! Speaks volumes about how people see - or want to see - her most, huh? I don't think this creature will ever just "go away"... |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I'd put money on it. Some people are just timeless.
[September, 2058]"Paris Checks Into The Home", Wednesdays on NBC![/September, 2058] |
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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"Paris Hilton" and the "BFF" acronym should never be allowed in the same sentence. I took it to mean something else entirely...and on a reality show no less.
Still thought it was plausible though. So it goes. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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They'd get more viewers with that. Hell, I'd watch...
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Ok. I'll need a goat, a dead crow, a sabot with mud in it...
And someone else than me, dumb enough to ride the goat! |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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Dear God, please strike her down for everyone's benefit (including her own)...
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Sorry, can't help myself (and it's a Friday...whaddya want from me?).
Paris: "I'm a role model to young women." The day my daughter (pretend I have one) aspires to be an amateur porn video icon and spend a few minutes in jail for a DUI, sure...I can think of no better role model and inspiration! She's totally right... Thanks, Paris...you rock! Quote:
That sentence just kinda speaks for itself. No commentary/embellishment necessary. Quote:
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skates=grafs
Join Date: May 2005
Location: New York
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Simply Stunning™.
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I'm thinking that someone should start a reality show... Call it "Paris and Paul" starring of course, that bubbly airhead and ours truly. This way we get to tune in at Paul's indignation and WTF? over Paris's antics.
Guaranteed to garner rates like never ever! |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I wouldn't do it because I'm afraid I might fall in love with her.
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I think filming of that would only last for the first 30 minutes tops before it ends with Paul smacking Paris over the head with her chihuahua.
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That said, I am going to side with Foj's predictions as being more likely, except that they won't stop the production. I can just imagine it on tomorrow's Star: "Paris in tears: This nasty man is a meany!" |
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