Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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Go to the NYT front page and hit refresh until you see a picture of push. There are strange markings on his handsand chin (the ones on his palm almost look like cigarette burns). Wierd... does anyone know if he's had some moles removed or some such? Usually the press is made aware of minor procedures like that.
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Fishhead Family Reunited
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Slightly Off Center
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He fell off his mountain bike while on one of his famous working vacations on the Crawford TX ranch, and scraped his face all up with booboos.
Ya know the old cliche, "easy as riding a bike?" Apparently that's too hard for our Feckless Leader. Press Coverage Last edited by FFL : 2004-05-24 at 19:52. Reason: added info |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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Heheh. That'd do it.
Maybe he should've used training wheels. |
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Queen of Confrontation
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ohio
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Actually, I read somewhere (forgot where) that Kerry made a quip like that...something like "what, did the training wheels fall off?" but it wasn't really on the record. Wish I could find that again.
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
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two wheels side-by-side (segway) : nope.
two wheels inline (bicycle) : nope brutally attacked by the terrorist ground twice. coming soon... War on Gravity |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
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Yeah, I read about this in Time Magazine. Had a good laugh even though I really like and respect the guy. The pretzel thing was funny too, haha.
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superkaratemonkeydeathcar
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scrapes cuts and bruises are actually badges of honor for mountain bikers.
this incident actually makes me like the poor old sod somewhat. but man he is sooo screwed. many times when you're out on the trails your mind begins to drift instead of concentrating on your line. his last thoughts before going over the handlebars (an endo, for non-bikers) were probably something like...."it was all going so well....how did i end up in this sh......." (whomp!) "What's a Canadian farm boy to do?" |
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Join Date: May 2004
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I thought an endo was where your weight pitches forward but you manage to avoid going over your handlebars, winning you the admiration of onlookers.
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superkaratemonkeydeathcar
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it's a case where we're both right.
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man was my face red, blood, embarrassment underneath. by the way the definition comes from here "What's a Canadian farm boy to do?" |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Arlington, VA
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Besides, a man with Bush's interocular distance should not be riding bikes anyway. His peripheral vision must be very, very poor. Maybe that's what explains his myopic approach to all things political. I really don't like the guy... |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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Bertle-fickle!
War on Gravity.... LMAO. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Well, if our every move, word, action, thought, statement, eye-blink, throat-clearing and shoulder-shrug were denounced, assailed, questioned, second-guessed, torn apart, mocked, ridiculed, flamed and debated, we'd probably look like hell too.
Goes with the territory of being the Most Hated Guy Ever™, I suppose. Or it could be that bike thing. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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This thread is a traves-sham-ockery!
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Sounds like Bush may be a newbie at the biking thing, either that or he just took a spill...but it's funnier to think of it the other way around. Come waste your time with me |
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superkaratemonkeydeathcar
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17 miles would be a pretty long haul for a newbie.
although president bush seems to be extremely fit. (just not for office) |
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