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Spiewak
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2006-07-31, 05:17

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Originally Posted by thegeriatric
Edit Ok what happened here then?
The post you quoted from windowsrookie already contained a [ /QUOTE ] tag (without the spaces), so vBulletin figured the quote ended at that tag.

Edit: I tried to quote your entire post to show an example of what would happen, but vB kept messing up the [ /QUOTE ] tags for me too!

I guess you have put spaces between the brackets and the tag to have vB ignore it.
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bassplayinMacFiend
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2006-07-31, 07:32

Or you can use the [noparse][quote]don't parse these commands[/quote] [/noparse] tags to not parse [] commands.
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-31, 07:56

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiewak
The post you quoted from windowsrookie already contained a [ /QUOTE ] tag (without the spaces), so vBulletin figured the quote ended at that tag.

Edit: I tried to quote your entire post to show an example of what would happen, but vB kept messing up the [ /QUOTE ] tags for me too!

I guess you have put spaces between the brackets and the tag to have vB ignore it.
Ah. Thanks for clearing that up. [Note to self be more careful next time.]
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-31, 07:59

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Originally Posted by bassplayinMacFiend
Or you can use the [noparse] [/noparse] tags to not parse [] commands.
Whoa young feller. Far to technical for us geriatrics. But thanks anyway.
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2006-07-31, 08:56

[noparse][url=goatse.cx]cool pictures of architecture[/url][/noparse]

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2006-07-31, 09:02

Quote:
Originally Posted by atomicbartbeans
[noparse][url=goatse.cx]cool pictures of architecture[/url][/noparse]

You're pretty close to violating a new US law.
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Banana
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2006-07-31, 09:03

An minor interesting point. Noparses aren't nested but processed FIFO. For example, if I used this:

[noparse][noparse][/noparse][quote]Hi. I shouldn't be parsed here.[/quote][/noparse]

It'll turn up below:

[noparse]
Quote:
Hi. I shouldn't be parsed here.
[/noparse]

Edit: Silly me. Adding another noparse won't work. Just quote me to see what code I used to demonstrate how noparse processes FIFO.

Edit: Fixed the formatting so it now shows how I typed the quotes between noparse wrappers

Last edited by Banana : 2006-07-31 at 09:34.
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2006-07-31, 09:06

But.... that is working nested.... the outer [noparse][/noparse] wrappers aren't parsing the inner wrappers, right?

Dammit Butters!!
You edited before I wrote my reply!!!
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Banana
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2006-07-31, 09:17

Erm, it's not inside the inner wrappers. Both [quote] and [/quote] are to right of the inner wrappers. Edit my post to see how I typed. It shouldn't be parsed because it's still within the outer wrapper and if vB processed it nested, but it processes it FIFO, so that quote block get parsed even though it's "inside" the outer wrapper.
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AWR
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2006-07-31, 09:28

Quote:
This topic is relly interesting guys. Thanks for the laughs.
Quote:
Parsely
Word limit.
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billybobsky
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2006-07-31, 10:22

Quote:
Originally Posted by Banana
An minor interesting point. Noparses aren't nested but processed FIFO. For example, if I used this:

[noparse][noparse][/noparse][/noparse]

It'll turn up below:

[noparse][/noparse]

Edit: Silly me. Adding another noparse won't work. Just quote me to see what code I used to demonstrate how noparse processes FIFO.

Edit: Fixed the formatting so it now shows how I typed the quotes between noparse wrappers
What the hell happened here?

Oh... When quoting the quote tags are removed but... it added noparses...
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billybobsky
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2006-07-31, 10:25

[noparse]
Quote:
Hi bananas are unusual fruits in that they are mostly sterile
[/noparse]

Three

Now I understand...
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bassplayinMacFiend
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2006-07-31, 12:15

Quote:
Originally Posted by billybobsky
What the hell happened here?

Oh... When quoting the quote tags are removed but... it added noparses...
In order to show the noparse tags in the post, you need 2 sets. One sets the inside to noparse (which aren't shown) and the inside noparse to show what you're trying to convey.

(At least we aren't talking about shiny penis heads anymore.)
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murbot
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2006-07-31, 12:20

Yeah, back on topic please.

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macleod
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2006-07-31, 12:26

Thanks for pulling us back to the important topic that started this all!
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Luca
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2006-07-31, 12:29

What is this thread about anyway?

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bassplayinMacFiend
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2006-07-31, 12:31

Why, shiny heads, of course!

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AsLan^
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2006-07-31, 12:43

This guys a got a shiny penis!
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-31, 16:38

Wow. This is all my fault. Quick give me my medication maybe they won't notice if i'm asleep. No wait a moment i haven't.........[Snoring sounds]
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2006-07-31, 16:59

I can't look at this thread without having the phrase "Shiny Happy Penis" enter my mind.

I'm going to go listen to some R.E.M. now...
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2006-07-31, 17:16

There's too much anger in this thread. Everyone feel the love.

What if the world were a sandwich?
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murbot
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2006-07-31, 17:23

I'd get Carol to help me make the Miracle Whip, alcimedes and 709 can supply the sausage, Brad can calculate exactly how to place the ingredients, and Luca can tell us how expensive the stuff we put into it is and how the damn sandwich was first made like 10 years ago for christ's sake.

And then Kickaha can post a 5 paragraph story about how he and 5 famous chefs created a sandwich this time that won a competition and then a bunch of models blew them all. Or something. You know, his usual "I have a story that makes yours look like a Dubble Bubble comic" routine.

Gah, I need another beer before supper.
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2006-07-31, 17:35

Ok, I officially don't want any of the Miracle Whip murbot makes with Carol.

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Kickaha
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2006-07-31, 21:20

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot
I'd get Carol to help me make the Miracle Whip
I didn't know you were a priest!

Quote:
, alcimedes and 709 can supply the sausage, Brad can calculate exactly how to place the ingredients, and Luca can tell us how expensive the stuff we put into it is and how the damn sandwich was first made like 10 years ago for christ's sake.

And then Kickaha can post a 5 paragraph story about how he and 5 famous chefs created a sandwich this time that won a competition and then a bunch of models blew them all. Or something. You know, his usual "I have a story that makes yours look like a Dubble Bubble comic" routine.
It was 6, dammit, get it straight.

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Gah, I need another beer before supper.
Pass me one, would ya?
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murbot
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2006-07-31, 22:56



God I need to stop drinking on Mondays.
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Zodiac
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2006-08-04, 18:21

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot
BTW I hope we don't scare Zodiak off with this thread.

You and your musky, shiny dick are welcome here anytime, bud!

No way.

This turned out pretty funny anyway.
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