[Luca]

Same day as Pi Day but much better.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

[Robo]

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic...snip snip snip, complain complain complain...there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.

Wow, it sucks to be you! If you're gay, Valentine's Day is Steak & BJ Day. So is Men's Day, Father's Day, and Tuesday. Monday is BJ Day But Without Steaks, and Saturday is Philly Cheesesteak and BJ Day. Sometimes people get those confused.

But enjoy your Steak & BJ Day, straight peoples! We'll never understand why you choose to be attracted to the sex that's all different and wants flowers and baubles instead of steaks and booze and porn, but we're glad that you have your special day all the same.

[psmith2.0]

Days like this, I may as well be a vegan studying for the priesthood.

[Robo]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 Days like this, I may as well be a vegan studying for the priesthood.

Well, at least you can have pie! BecausePiDayiswaybetteranyway.

[Luca]

Originally Posted by Robo Wow, it sucks to be you! If you're gay, Valentine's Day is Steak & BJ Day. So is Men's Day, Father's Day, and Tuesday. Monday is BJ Day But Without Steaks, and Saturday is Philly Cheesesteak and BJ Day. Sometimes people get those confused. But enjoy your Steak & BJ Day, straight peoples! We'll never understand why you choose to be attracted to the sex that's all different and wants flowers and baubles instead of steaks and booze and porn, but we're glad that you have your special day all the same.

Women have softer lips and skin and aren't covered in hair.

They're a fucking handful though.

[psmith2.0]

Truer words have never been spoken, brother man.

[RowdyScot]

Originally Posted by Luca Women have softer lips and skin and aren't covered in hair. They're a fucking handful though.

Men know what feels good and where it feels good, and don't just slobber all over the damn thing thinking that's what works. Men also understand what teeth feel like, and are far less likely to scrape. Not all men are covered in hair, but as a bear, I can tell you that your feelings here are mistaken, too.

Yes, you are correct. Women are a handful. Men typically aren't.

Robo's correct, too. We get every day of the week for BJs. Let's not forget my favorite on Saturdays - Pizza, alcohol, hockey, and BJ night.

[Kraetos]

Originally Posted by Luca Women have softer lips and skin and aren't covered in hair.

Also, boobs!

[Robo]

And thus, the Steak & BJ Day thread became all about gayness and body hair. Huge success! *high fives*

Men can be a handful, too. I'm a professional handful. Like, if this was Ocean's Eleven, my job would be to be a handful and cause a scene. But being also a man makes things more straightforward. You flirt, you fight, you have passionate make-up sex. You don't have to worry about sunspots, or the phases of the moon. You don't have to worry about any of that "give seldom, give grudgingly" bullshit. You don't have to worry about family incessantly bugging you to get married. And you don't have to worry about being pleasant on Valentine's Day, so you can get a BJ a month later, or whatever that article described.

Being Gay: I Recommend It.™

[joveblue]

Originally Posted by Robo If you're gay, Valentine's Day is Steak & BJ Day. So is Men's Day, Father's Day

I am not getting my father a steak & BJ for father's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joveblue]

Originally Posted by Kraetos Also, boobs!

Some men have boobs too.

[psmith2.0]

Originally Posted by joveblue I am not getting my father a steak & BJ for father's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You bastard. I'm cringing my eyebrows off...about to go into full body convulsions.

OMG, there are two jokes/references here, but I'd be so ostracized and banned...

Nothing about anyone here...just a general quip drenched in tastelessness, and run through the pop culture filter.

Well, that one's staying in the vault...no worries.

[Robo]

I didn't mean it like that.

And I'm not sure I could ever see pscates saying something that would get him banned. It's funny, because I only had the best joke ever ready to go in the sexmaster111 thread, but I "put that one in the vault" because I thought someone (okay, pscates) would get offended at the dirtiness of it.

See? I can be nice, and considerate, sometimes.

[billybobsky]

Women are the perfect handful, and neither steaks nor blow jobs have done anything for me...

[psmith2.0]

You do read some of the things I write here, right? What in the world makes you think I would get "offended" at some well-played dirtiness?

I just got finished mentioning "Mariska Hargitay in her panties, eating a candy cane"* in that other thread. Helloooo?





* Off to Google image search...

[ThunderPoit]

My lady had two teeth extracted last week. Suction not allowed
And then aunt flo came for a visit

[Kraetos]

Originally Posted by joveblue Some men have boobs too.

Who wants hairy boobs?

[Bryson]

I already have some, thanks.

[Robo]

There are worse things than hairy boobs. Like, a vagina?

Man, am I glad I don't have one of those.

[alcimedes]

I was out grilling some steaks tonight on the back porch. Neighbor was outside grilling as well.

Gave the mutual, silent single beer bottle salute.

[Wyatt]

Originally Posted by joveblue I am not getting my father a steak & BJ for father's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you out of steak?

[kieran]

I forgot about Steak & BJ Day.

This makes me sad.

I'll just have to celebrate it a little later this year.