Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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So I have a secondary account that I use when I don't want my primary .Mac e-mail given out. I check it every now and then and it's always the same assortment of wang-oriented spam ("HARDER, LONGER, THICKER!!!"), or "EARN $10,000 WORKING 45 MINUTES A WEEK FROM HOME!!" nonsense.
But yesterday, around 5:45, I received an e-mail from ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit) <icpcnfff@qatar.io> with the subject being: LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT. Striking me as completely legit, and worth pursuing (who couldn't use a little cash around spring break time?), read on. This might've been where I was less than smart, but the "letter of compensation/settlement" was provided as an attachment. Which opened as a text HTML file in Safari, saying the following (copied/pasted verbatim...I hope formatting remains): Quote:
Less than four hours later, to the same account, I get an e-mail from FBI Washington Dc <directyy@qatar.io> with the subject: 2011 NOTICE REPORT!.. It reads: Quote:
Anyway, so I'm either gonna get $10.5 million, or be accused of aiding in terrorism and sent to Leavenworth I guess. Hey, I like my chances! I'm all about those 50/50 shots: living on a yacht with Mariska, vs. daily corn-holings for 25-life at the Grey Bar Inn. Hmmm... Don't you just love these things? I was hoping to get some more today ("please to be giving to you a official follow-up reports"), but, alas, nothing in my spam box at Yahoo! I'm open for any and all suggestions on how to play with these people, and jerk them around a little (in a way that won't get me murdered, of course). Anyone? Shall I write back and just give them a boatload of (fake) personal info and see what happens? Ideally I should catch a flight to Nigeria and handle this matter myself. I'm sure that would be the smartest approach, right? I'm joking about it now, but I guess if some guys in suits and sunglasses beat down my door in three days (does The Man work on Sundays?), I guess I'll learn to take this shit a little more seriously. |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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We'll send you cards in prison/your own private island. Good luck!!
What is the mentality of the people crafting these schemes? Eight years old? |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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That's being generous. I was thinking more in the 4-5 range.
"Oooh, and then say this..." "Yeah! Hahaha!" A friend of mine recently had some puddinghead contact her through MySpace. Two guesses as to where he was from? Being ultra-gullible and not-so-savvy (but sweet and naive in an endearing way that almost makes you hurt and worry about her), she wound up sharing her e-mail and cell number (yeah, I know). Apparently she received around 175 texts from him last Friday night, asking for $900 wired to him (then slowly knocked down to $450, then $175, then $75 ) to pay for his "leave the country fee" so he can come see her. "You are the bright shining love of my life and I would like most to be with you forever. I will come see you to start our new life in bliss together. Can I have $900?" Makes me all tingly and in-the-mood, just thinking about it. I told her, point-blank, "if you do this, you are aware of the fact that you and I can no longer be friends, right? I can't know anybody this goofy", then sent her about 11 links about these kinds of scams to set her straight and give her a clue. She finally realized I wasn't just "being mean" or heartless. |
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Wow! Best Nigeria mail, ever.
All it lacks is some official logos and stamps lifted from government web sites. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Yeah, I've read both a few times each, trying to find a shred of "maybe this is legit" vibe.
Nope. It's like they're not even trying at this point. But, seriously...you know what's sad? Somebody, somewhere, got this same e-mail(s) yesterday and, as we speak, are probably in the middle of having God-knows-what done to their savings. "Honey, these people say we're owed $10.5 million dollars! They just need some information from us...". "Hell, woman...write back! What are you waiting on?! Do you know what we could do with $10 million?" It's amazing when you still hear, in 2011, stories about people falling for this kind of stuff and losing so much, simply because they were gullible, it came "via e-mail and looked official". "THE INTERNET: Take it with the biggest damn grain of salt you can find." |
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Formerly “adambrennan”
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
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