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Lord of the Rant.
Formerly turtle2472 Join Date: Mar 2005
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Now that was the perfect way to follow up on 709's post! You made my night. |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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That video is stinking hilarious!! Please tell me that none of you guys are in it! What is with some guys? They can scrape brains off a dashboard as a paramedic, or any number of other less appealing things that would have me 15 shades of green, but ho boy... bring in that special wrapper lurking around the southern region of one of those tiny executives-in-training who are innocently gracing their home, and the charades begin! Can somebody please explain?!
On another note, whatever you do, do not show that clip to torifile! |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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hehehehehe nice one Murpoo... Ah, I believe that I may have just made Pollock. |
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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BRAVE LITTLE BROWN MINNOW
a pram by Drewprops -------------------------- The smallest of the school was the last to go. He swam, swam, swam against the current. Like a little brown minnow. Zigging... ...and zagging Dodging twisting amorphous bits of paper that threatened to envelop him In the end his entire world moved down down down and he had to go with it for it was his world He was my brave little brown minnow. And I shall remember him forever. |
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My son hasn't pooped in 7 days. I've never been so obsessed with poop in my life. Maybe I'll read him one of these posts.
If it's not red and showing substantial musculature, you're wearing it wrong. |
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By the way, congratulations!!!! As for the log: Today for lunch I had a chimichanga covered with wonderfully spicy green sauce and chips with hot salsa. For dinner, I had the new Wendy's 4 alarm spicy chicken- spicy chicken filet, pepperjack cheese, jalepanos, and chipotle sauce. So..... for tomorrow, I predict multiple, loose, poopies with lasting burning around the sphincter. Do you know where children get all of their energy? - They suck it right out of their parents! |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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YEOWCH!
We're having another problem at work... somebody comes in, prepares a homemade ass-gasket from toiler paper (instead of using the handy-dandy dispenser on the wall). They proceed to make the poo, using copious amounts of toilet paper in the process. Then they leave it in-situ. Pride of product? Talking on the cellphone, not wanting to bust their little poop-secret? Unfamiliar with the flushing mechanism? I'm planning on photoshopping somebody's legs leaving the site of the poop (we photographed one), adding faux scan lines like those from a security video camera, and put up a sign on the wall that says that we have video of the pooper and will post it on YouTube if they do it again. |
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I've been waiting all day to post this! We had a customer at work today who left her wallet behind. I tried to find her, couldn't, so phoned the office to put out a tannoy message for her. The girl in the office couldn't do it because of her name; she said she couldn't do it. Her name: Mrs. Poos
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Location: Atlanta
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I was flabbergasted to see this thread float to the top again.... what a crappy name that lady married into!!
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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It is the log that would not die... God help us.
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I can't believe you dumped this thread on me, now, when I desperately need the can.
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Just raced home to log in.... so to speak
Thank goodness for Wi-fi.... .....and....... a good solid first effort, thinking I got a double-taper on the first salvo... ..... becalmed.... blast. |
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Farenheit stole my Apples.
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Space Pirate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Hey wait, I'm now a BasTURD??
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Avast!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
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No, drewprops, you're crapulent.
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Drew! I'd like to know if you have anything to do with this? Or this? Have you been muckraking your movements on a poo blog? Indulging in poostitution by exposing your most intimate logs for money on the internets??!!! You disgusting boy! Oh woe! It's all too awful. You will make AN a House of Ill Repoot you dirty, dirty boy! Oh the shame, the shame............ |
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This thread is too weird, even for someone who believes they are a bit part actor in a CG movie.
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//sent wirelessly by poopberry |
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I feel the need to bump this thread. I have not pooped in four days! Seriously. I was ill on Saturday and I took some stomach pills and nothing since.
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geri to my friends
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Note to self leave the damn eggs alone......................gotta go NOW..................... I used to be undecided.....But now I'm not so sure. No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced. |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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When you're wiping (there, in back!)
and your finger, slips the track, landing softly in the mud, do you smell it? DO YOU, BUD??? Don't lie. . Last edited by drewprops : 2007-08-29 at 22:39. |
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I was chosen to be on a jury today and I'm a little worried that my poop schedule is now blown because of the completely different hours between normal work (6am-4pm) and jurisprudence (10am-5pm).
This will be interesting. |
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IOW, my shit don't stink. |
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And a good reference guide. |
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Yesterday I thought about posting a new entry, the "Carmen Miranda"... it looks like a bowl of fruit...
That long one looks like a banana.... This little bit looks like grapes... Maybe this is an apple, or an orange.... But then I decided that would be crossing the line so I didn't do it. . |
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This thread is bizarre and yet hilarious at the same time.
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Don't ask. |
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