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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Hopefully these haven't been said before:
Chuck Norris went on a jungle trek and spit into a hole. His saliva created the Fountain of Youth. At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist. Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why. Chuck Norris is so gifted in baseball that everytime he hits a homerun everyone watching becomes pregnant. Hence the reason he doesn't play in the major leagues. Chuck Norris is the final picture on an Evolution chart. Ghandi used to be a Nazi before Chuck Norris Round House Kicked him in the face. Showing him that violence is not the answer. Chuck Norris once challenged Oprah to a grudge match after she gave his biography bad reviews. She declined so he round house kicked her face. |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Travels via TARDIS
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Earthsea
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It's a good thing you didn't say "with my super cool new xbox," or I might have thought you meant to play video games! Pardon the innocent jab, but in that light, I have an addition: Chuck Norris inspires product names. He roundhouse kicked Steve Ballmer, and at that moment, the "360" era was born. Apparently I call the cops when I see people litter. |
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hahahaha i love the MS related ones also: my little folly was fixed |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Near Indianapolis
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