Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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So I was sitting there, staring at the blank slate that is my signature field, and couldn't come up with anything. Usually when that happens people will enter some milk-toast thing like "temporarily unsigned". Can't do that anymore. Useless signatures are those!
I came up with an idea: other people can vie to produce my signature. Sure I may get a total of 4 contestants (because it's just a signature), but then again I may get 40. Winning signature will be posted Friday, and stay up there for a week, at which time the next winning entrant is chosen. That's right; I officially give up on writing my own signatures until further notice or inspiration strikes me. Could be a week, could be six months. Contest Rules: 0.5 If I have to use more than 2 lines, you're out. 1. Signature Entries cannot pertain to other forum members (ex: "I think (insert member name here) is a shameless douche bag" OR "(insert member name here) has bodacious boobies"... well... unless you can produce visuals I can link to. 2. Signature Entries *can* describe or zing me in a clever way, as long as it's not filthy like Murbot. If it makes me laugh, there's a chance I'll post it. If it pisses me off, not only won't I post it but you may be pwned in the due course of threadmanship. You must not take lightly your responsibility in this matter. If I was writing your signature I'd be all about the quality, see? 3. Crude is out. If you would be afraid to say it to a hot date, don't submit it. If you wouldn't be afraid to say it to a hot date, and you've got a picture of her, please post it. 4. Politics is out. 5. Entries that concisely pwn big-name whores in the media or corporate world, will get an extra look. I'm all about keepin' it real. 6. Signature Entries *can* pertain to you, but if it's not funny, it's not winning. Example of something that is not funny: "(insert member name here) is going to pwn all you nOOBs." 7. Extra points for creativity and style. Let it begin, then..... *waits..... crickets chirping in the distance.... listens to CPU fans....* ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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this weeks entry:
"The Safest Computers are those that are not connected to the Internet. Thats why I use AOL." |
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9" monochrome
Join Date: May 2004
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Where are my new episodes of Frisky Dingo?
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"Missing: 1 copy of Brokeback Mountain, Used"
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: At home
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. [1977] Ken Olson
or I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie. - Brett Hull Last edited by dmegatool : 2007-03-14 at 09:59. Reason: Posts merged |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Arizona
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"Were all goona die, but i got a helmet!"
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Not sayin', just sayin'
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"snork with a dork"
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Clayton, NC
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"I found this signature on the Internet!"
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: At home
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What's an internet? "
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Sneaky Punk
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If it is on the internet it must be true!
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Some excellent entries... this is going to be tougher than I thought.
Hey Snot-boy: bite me! |
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"The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a mouse. There is no evidence that people want to use these things." ~ John C. Dvorak
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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"Which religion do you kill for?"
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Not sayin', just sayin'
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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A: Rape a hippopotamus |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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If you think you've seen bad porn, you haven't seen Mr. Lay getting laid with Enron.
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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My wife can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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I am post merging's bitch.
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If you can read me, I have drivelled on for more than 30 fucking words.
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Join Date: May 2004
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I just evacuated my bowels!!!
You can then link it to a current news story you find appalling or infuriating or really, really, really exciting. |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Paris, France
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Moogs plc: Out-witting The Dirty Digger since 2004.
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Damn, you guys rock.
Leave it to Murbot to make reference to my wife's box since he can't make reference to Carol's (forum member). Rotto: sick but I laughed pretty hard on that one. 709: touche (bastard). This will be a real challenge to pick one with another 24 hours worth of suggestions. Then again, I can create a queue... ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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And the round 1 winner is....
I can't help it... friggin Murbot and his perversions... |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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you can't make bukkake without U and KAKE
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I shot the sherrif.
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The Smart Car: Gives you ripped abs in seconds!
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"I can post anything better than you can."
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Contemplating the politics of Bush is like having your family dog humping your leg.
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Location: Arizona
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Location: Near Indianapolis
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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"Beware March 16"
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