[Fahrenheit]

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/f...pic.php?t=1324

I stole it from chucker, but this place is ridiculous. Its almost so ridiculously funny that you aren't sure whether are joking or not. I can't believe there are some people who would fly in the face of all scientific fact for this idea - I for one want to visit this ice wall.

[Wyatt]

Of course there are people who fly in the face of all scientific fact. Seriously, there are people who believe in every possible thing you can believe in. I don't know if these people are joking or not (though I suspect they're not), but I'm sure there are people who believe the earth is flat.

It's pretty easy to find people who think just about anything that ever happened or was proved by science was actually a government conspiracy. The moon landing, anyone?

[Fahrenheit]

Search for Ice Wall on that forum. The threads are great, including one from a guy who claims to be one of the hundreds of thousands who are hired to protect people from the icewall!

I could spend hours on this site.

[beardedmacuser]

Originally Posted by fcgriz The moon landing, anyone?

Yeh, who nowadays would still believe man has walked on the moon? If we'd already been there then why are NASA sending folk there "again?"

[Elysium]

Originally Posted by Farenheit Search for Ice Wall on that forum. The threads are great, including one from a guy who claims to be one of the hundreds of thousands who are hired to protect people from the icewall! I could spend hours on this site.

It's great that they kept calling him a troll.

[dmegatool]

Originally Posted by Farenheit I could spend hours on this site.

Me too !! Thx for link. Hours and Hours of fun...

Q: "If the world was really flat, what would happen if you jump off the disc's edge?" A: You would enter an inertial reference frame, moving at a constant velocity in the direction the Earth was moving before you jumped. The Earth would continue accelerating upwards past you at a rate of 1g, so it would appear to you that you were falling into space.

Okkkkkk now I understand !

[chucker]

Australia doesn't exist.

infact, i just found this map of the earth that i just scaned in, this is from my grandparents house... they got it from their friends in the research lab please note, i have had no intel that the earth is flat and do not belive this to be true, however i know for a fact that australia does not exist and this map is real

[dmegatool]

yeah.... "Real"

[Fahrenheit]

Haha!

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/f...hlight=#117281

Anyone else got any gems?

[dmegatool]

Lol. How could we beat the ice wall and soldiers ?

Still... I love the ice wall thing LOL

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?" A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

What they call "The ice wall"

[thegelding]

holy crap...if global warming melts the ice walls all the ocean water will seep out into space...we will become a dry planet traveling upward, dead, throughout space and time...

the government must immediately destroy all cars and anything that uses fossil fuels

g

[ThunderPoit]

wow, it must be great when anything that goes against your beliefs can be countered with "They're lying!"

edit: found it:

[Fahrenheit]

Originally Posted by thegelding holy crap...if global warming melts the ice walls all the ocean water will seep out into space...we will become a dry planet traveling upward, dead, throughout space and time... the government must immediately destroy all cars and anything that uses fossil fuels g

Ah no, but they said that the government wouldn't do that because it cares too much about money. Keep up g!

[Sauvblanc]

Originally Posted by chucker Australia doesn't exist.

New Zealand doesn't exist either, apparently.

That's just hilarious. Seems I lived for 4 years in a country that doesn't exist and married a girl who should not exist (she's Australian).

Hmm...so if I wasn't living in Australia, where was I?

Bunch of pot-stirring attention-seeking shit-disturbing half-wits.

[dmegatool]

Then you are a secret agent working for the conspiracy.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/f...ight=australia

[Sauvblanc]

You know, also looking at the map that Chucker posted, they list "Arctic Circle" and "Antarctic Circle" at the top and the bottom. IF the earth is flat, then calling them "circles" would be wrong. You can't call a straight line a "circle".

OK, already spent way too much time on this. Moving on...

[murbot]

Originally Posted by Sauvblanc That's just hilarious. Seems I lived for 4 years in a country that doesn't exist and married a girl who should not exist (she's Australian).

You *believe* you did, which proves that the conspiracy to keep this under wraps is extremely powerful and worth keeping secret at any cost.

We know your mind was programmed somehow with these "memories", but I wonder where your body was kept for those 4 years. Somewhere near the Ice Wall, I imagine.

[chucker]

Originally Posted by Sauvblanc You know, also looking at the map that Chucker posted, they list "Arctic Circle" and "Antarctic Circle" at the top and the bottom. IF the earth is flat, then calling them "circles" would be wrong. You can't call a straight line a "circle".

Actually, that map is part of the Australia Isn't Real conspiracy, not the Flat Earth one.

[Wraven]

Sweet - I am a government agent and I didn't even realize it! I was born in Brisbane, so I'm sure one day I'll get the "signal" like "Order 66" in Star Wars (for macgeek2006) or "the headaches and flashbacks" like in Bourne Identity.

Maybe the Gorillas with lasers were real after all?

[Banana]

annndddd this is their pinnacle:

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?" A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle

Not only they stole from (IINM) New Zealand natives' mythology, but also create a serious problem.

Ok. We have an elephant. Where we put him at? On ground? Ok, where is the ground? On a bigger elephant?

Seriously. What a clusterfuck.

[murbot]

The four elephants are not bound by the same laws of physics that *normal* beings are. Duh.

[atomicbartbeans]

I can see this getting bigger than Scientology.

[Banana]

Well, they have a long way to go.

The forum has 8,700 members whereas Scientology church can have anywhere from 50,000 to 150,000 members as reported by third parties. (They say they have 10 million, but um, there you go).

[Bryson]

Originally Posted by Banana Ok. We have an elephant. Where we put him at? On ground? Ok, where is the ground? On a bigger elephant?

They stand on the turtle. And that stands on another turtle. I fact, it's turtles all the way down.

[spotcatbug]

Q: "How are the world governments organized enough to carry out this conspiracy?" A: They only appear to be disorganized to make the conspiracy seem implausible.

Priceless.

[Sauvblanc]

Originally Posted by murbot You *believe* you did, which proves that the conspiracy to keep this under wraps is extremely powerful and worth keeping secret at any cost. We know your mind was programmed somehow with these "memories", but I wonder where your body was kept for those 4 years. Somewhere near the Ice Wall, I imagine.

Well, they're very happy "memories", I'll say that much. The folks who programmed those were very generous. They sure cultivated a serious love of good food and fine wine and the ability to make a kick-ass latte/cappucino/espresso. I also seem to remember some all night orgies in several different legal brothels.

[joveblue]

Originally Posted by chucker Australia doesn't exist.

Oh FUCK. So I'm a figment of my own imagination. Shit.

Originally Posted by Sauvblanc New Zealand doesn't exist either, apparently.

Err, New Zealand is on the map...

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm a payed government agent. That's not so bad I guess.

[digitalprimate]

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?" A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

LOL
Well, I'm one of them

Loved Discworld. Lots.

[ThunderPoit]

hehehe, these guys are fun to mess with
im currently spamming/trolling threads with the conspiracy pic
wonder how many ill get away with before bannination ensues

[Kickaha]

What we need to do is get the Flat Earthers and these yahoos into a pitched ideological warfare somehow, then sit back and laugh even more than we do now.

OTOH, it'd be kind of like watching short bus gangs fighting, which really is just kinda sad...