[murbot]

I Fucking Love The Gym!

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Reminds me of a couple of people at my gym.

Have a look around at the other stories too, some damn funny shit there.

This photo of Kickaha and Brad in bed is the best.

[psmith2.0]

You know, people could say that you start as many gym/lifting threads as macgeek2004 does that other topic...



That was a funny article though. Would rather read it than reading about Darth Sidious beating off using the Force.

[Moogs]

LMAO.

Truly awesome, Mur.

[murbot]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 You know, people could say that you start as many gym/lifting threads as macgeek2004 does that other topic...

Dude, I just linked you up with a half hour of comedy gold. Quit rubbing macgeek's gonads with warm oil and go read.

Did you not see the PIC OF KICKAHA AND BRADLEY IN BED???

[Moogs]

Read the one about being short

I honestly had a 6’3” co-worker ask me once, “How do you handle your height?” How do I handle my height? It’s not a skin disease that I have to treat with ointments before I go out into the sun. I don’t have to handle a fucking thing, ass munch. He also asked me if I was tall enough to ride the rides at most amusement parks. I laughed and said, “No, but I am tall enough to head butt the shit out of your nuts!”

I love this site... I think I'm going to injure myself if I laugh any harder.

[thegelding]

found murbots gym

[murbot]

Dude, they're all clothed! lol

This Gangbang Is So Awkward

Damn, some funny shit.



EDIT: Uh, g, those girls are a bit young. Like, yuck. I'm sure you can find better pics than THAT!

[Luca]

Originally Posted by murbot Dude, they're all clothed! lol

They're kinda young, murbot.

I dunno, maybe you're into that...

[murbot]

Simultaneous edit/post.

Jesus g, they're not even good looking!

[Moogs]

Elder Lane:

The Dogs: Everybody realizes that it isn’t their fault. When it comes right down to it most the guys actually like them. That doesn’t ease the tension, though, when a dude comes home to find a big wet dog turd splattered across his clean laundry pile. This usually results in the animals' liberation into the free world. Somehow they always manage to find their way back home, though. Streams of profanity can also be heard echoing thru the stairwell after yet another jacket, baseball glove, or bag of pot has been ripped to shreds. One time The Throw Stuff In the Yard Guy suffered a complete loss of self-control when these beasts gang-raped and ate the Christmas tree he had thoughtfully decorated the day before. Perhaps the bitter contrast between expecting to come home to a little Christmas cheer and instead discovering twelve piles of blue and red ornament-sprinkled dog shit where the tree once stood was too much for him to bear. As a result, the animals were promptly incarcerated into The Pot Head’s room along with the remains of the tree where they stayed for several days. If not for the good cleaning deeds of The Martyr, The Pot Head would have returned home from his Christmas trip to find that the floor of his room had become a six inch layer of his own clothes, dog shit, tinsel, lights, urine, and pine needles.

[sunrain]

Originally Posted by murbot Dude, they're all clothed! lol

I think he was suggesting that you *are* a fourteen year-old girl, not that you should nail one.

[murbot]

g's posts are all about nailing broads, in one way or other.

[sunrain]

fair enough.

[Luca]

And yours aren't?

[thegelding]

Originally Posted by murbot Simultaneous edit/post. Jesus g, they're not even good looking!

dude it's your gym....i didn't pick the girls that go there


g

[Moogs]

Vegan Suggestion Box Finale:

Suggestion #3 -- I wish you had tastier Vegan energy bars to choose from. The Vegan products you do have aren't my favorite, and the majority of the tasty bars are non-Vegan. Please check into this. Whole Foods' Response -- We are sorry you are not satisfied with our selection of Vegan energy bars. We try to offer our customers the very best products from the most popular vendors, but sometimes people's tastes are different from our own. We will explore other options, but hope you can find helpful selections among our many other Vegan-friendly products. What I Would Have Said -- You goddamned rich hippies. It's never enough for you people, is it? You can't eat a PowerBar because it contains .05 ounces of milk from some "poor cow whose milk was cruelly stolen from it", so we do you a favor and go find some ridiculous Vegan product to offer as a substitute, even though we know that the market for these products is miniscule, and we probably won't turn a profit. But we want to keep you hippies happy, so we offer the item anyway. And now you don't like how it TASTES? Are you fucking serious, hippie? Since when did you become Zagats Guide to what tastes good? You smell like hot garbage, Sierra Nevada and patchouli. Also, NEWSFLASH: All Vegan products pretty much taste the same -- like 3 year-old compost mixed with lawn clippings and gravel. Maybe if I hold you down and shove raw beef into your mouth, you'll shut the hell up and go back to your drum circle, where you belong.

[thegelding]

hey, my mom likes drum circles...damn you


as for the image...yeah, was kinda suggesting that either mur as a young ugly chick, or wanted young ugly chicks...

mostly though it was just that google image search let me down...for "gym" i got that or this one




both had a creepy michael jackson vibe to them...

g

[Kickaha]

Dear murbot:

Fuck you.

Love, Kickiepoo

[709]

I just peed a little thinking of the perfect comment to leave!

[Moogs]

New Maddox

[murbot]

Damn you Moogs, you got me excited for a second. I read that last week.

(sorry for not telling you) heh

[Moogs]

Yah, what's up with that? No updates from the Maddox Patrol... you're slippin', man!