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murbot
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2005-01-26, 17:50



My god. Doesn't she have any security in place when she conducts these interviews? This guy actually had time to pants her, sauce up his digits, and give her the shocker?

WHAT THE HELL!

Edit: Oh crap. I just read the article. She was just like, shocked to hear about the rampant oral sex and stuff. Not like, actually "shocked".

But seriously now. Considering the content of the show, don't you think the guy writing this story title could have been a little more careful? Or maybe that's just it... some dude stuck in a closet somewhere typing this boring shit for a living finally gets to have a little fun that they technically can't get him in trouble for... since it is accurate.

Anyway, this is my new "Go Katie Couric" sign:

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2005-01-26, 18:16

murbot, you truly are a king among men.

interesting that the tidbit there has "shocked" in quotes. it definitely implies ye olde fingerin'.
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drewprops
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2005-01-26, 18:55

Mur, you know that you're going to give Scates a heart attack, right? You know that?
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2005-01-26, 18:57

I would definitely give Katie Couric the shocker.

Wait what were we talking about?
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Luca
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2005-01-26, 19:00

Jesus H Christ, murbot.

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2005-01-26, 19:10

murbot, here's to you.

*hoists pint*

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2005-01-26, 19:22

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2005-01-26, 21:32

Bravo murbot, my hat is off to you. Keep the good news coming.
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2005-01-26, 23:36

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot

Edit: Oh crap. I just read the article. She was just like, shocked to hear about the rampant oral sex and stuff. Not like, actually "shocked".


You are my hero....

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psmith2.0
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2005-01-26, 23:39

Yeah, drewprops was right...I saw the thread title and did a triple-take.



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2005-01-27, 05:01

- 1st para - 3rd sentence ... great description - inspired piece of prose!
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Luca
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2005-01-27, 05:19

Oh yeah, then I found this:



Now I need to photoshop his hand or something, so he's actually doing it.

I was going to say that we shouldn't be joking about sexual harassment or whatever. I mean, if it's legitimate, which it sometimes is, we probably shouldn't be making fun of Katie. But then I realized that she was just shocked at the information she was hearing and not actually sexually harassed or anything. Murbot's title just confused me I guess.

So let's continue this horribly offensive fun-fest!
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2005-01-27, 05:40

So can someone explain to me what "shocked" means then... In like English, or something!?!?

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Luca
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2005-01-27, 06:03

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...he+shocker&r=f

There are WAY TOO MANY synonyms there. Good reading if you're really bored, and easily amused by potty humor.
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2005-01-27, 06:20

Quote:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...he+shocker&r=f

There are WAY TOO MANY synonyms there. Good reading if you're really bored, and easily amused by potty humor.


I feel soooooooo old!!

Thx.. Will definitely check that out once a day so I can 'hang with the home-boys!"
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2005-01-27, 06:35

How many kids were there? DVDA anyone?
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2005-01-27, 10:12

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I feel soooooooo old!!

Thx.. Will definitely check that out once a day so I can 'hang with the home-boys!"
Please be advised that not all women appreciate the value of a good shocker, and there are also unpleasant side effects (see also: stinky pinky).
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2005-01-27, 10:27

(tap it n zap it)
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2005-01-27, 12:11

Oh. My. God.









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2005-01-27, 22:31

Holy crap you put me in the "Holy shit, wtf?" mode. You devious weasel.

Did anyone actually see the show? What was the title, "The 411 on Teen Sex" or something?

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Paul
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2005-01-27, 22:51

Dunno, but Rush was doing a bit on it earlier today and I heard a clip... the kids get pretty... um... vivid.
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psmith2.0
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2005-01-28, 00:13

Yeah, I heard that too.

Teen girl: "We, uh, like, don't really LIKE doing it, but, like, you know, the guys want us to. And we want them to like us, and all. Like, it's about, you know, self esteem and stuff."

Other teen girl: "Yeah, like...it's all, like, about that and stuff...".

I got a headache.



BTW, I really hate listening to most teenagers talk these days. I find myself counting the "like"s, and it drives me up the wall.

Like, SO up the wall, you know?

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Paul
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2005-01-28, 00:27

I was in the car with my father today for like 20 minutes with the radio on and he happened to switch away from his 24/7 sports radio to ABC. Thats the exact quote I heard... odd.

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2005-01-28, 00:28

Like, chill man!!
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