Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Ancient phallus unearthed in cave
I didn't think broads back then used these things. Then it hit me. It was more for the men. If I had to regularly bang one of these: I'd be carving her a few phalluses to keep around the house, too. |
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Join Date: May 2004
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*LOL*
I wonder what size batteries it takes? |
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Sucker for shiny objects
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Murbot strikes again.
Keep it coming. |
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What is this, the earliest known example of lithodildonics? And for a more updated version... http://www.stockroom.com/b475plus.htm and... http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm Mrs. murbot can thank me later. Last edited by Kickaha : 2005-07-25 at 17:52. |
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Sucker for shiny objects
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Kick, you are one sick bastard. Dont ever change.
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Join Date: May 2004
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Dude! It's a thread about *STONE DILDOS*! What the hell did you *THINK* was behind the links?!? Puppies??
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Sick puppies, maybe.
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Join Date: May 2004
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No, we're *in* the thread.
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Join Date: May 2004
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Just when I was sure I had seen it all (was almost positive after the exploding ground-hogs video), Murbeau the magnificent strikes again.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Massachusetts
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After all it is the worlds oldest profession. The other could be the god of fertility.
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Mur, where the hell do you find this shit?
I love it!! Keep it coming.......so to speak. |
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Join Date: May 2004
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You should see some of the vibrators from the 19th century they used to treat hysteria. Yikes.
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Cynical Old Bastard
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Come waste your time with me |
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Join Date: May 2004
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What makes you say granite is porous, its an igneous rock. The image might look a little porous but thats because some minerals eroded out of it, in general I'd say granite is quick solid... seems like a perfect use of granite to me...
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Just based on my experiences working with it. In researching different types of counter tops for my house one of the biggest complaints was that granite is porous and therefore can stain and hold bacteria relatively well. I'm not sure if that was specific to polished granite or not, but the aforementioned uhhh...objects...appear to be polished.
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Join Date: May 2004
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As with any porous toys, use a condom. Duh.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Chicago
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Touche...the thought never even crossed my mind. How very odd.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Orlando, FL
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yeah, doesn't everyone use condoms with thier stone sex toys?
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Sucker for shiny objects
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What do you mean? I dont own any sex toys.
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Join Date: May 2004
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I think this *is* his hobby.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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As hard as I tried, I couldn't come up with a reason not to bump this thread when I found it.
So do they still make these things out of stones? I'm... um... asking for a friend. |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Let me Google that for you
I know you can do this, I just couldn't pass on the chance to do a LMGTFY for stone dildos. |
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This thread still wins teh intarwebs.
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My favorite is the porous stone / bacteria comments.
Because ancient dildo makers were very concerned about microbial infections. Thag: Hey woman... I make you this stone dildo so I don't have to watch your giant muffin-top jiggle. Helga: I can't use THAT... it's made from granite... I'll get infected. Also based on the Incan photo research Murbot did it's pretty clear outside forces were involved. (Look even the size he's estimating is about right.) ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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you're all insane - why do I enjoy reading this stuff? Dumb Question I guess
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