[709]

I am jealous of nothing in that clip except the car. Oh my.... that car. *swoon*

[psmith2.0]

Pretty sure I could've lived the rest of my life not needing to know this.

This is what happens when the celebutard + confessional/air everything + "reality" culture mindset all converge...famous(?) buffoons telling us stuff that none of us ever need to know.

You know damn good and well this wouldn't have happened 10 years ago, because it was pre-Twitter/Kardashian, and we'd not yet passed that threshold where "some things are just better kept private/left unsaid"...

If he'd said it on Oprah, the sweater-draped housewives in attendance would've surely given him a tearful standing ovation for his courage and openness.

I'm building that spaceship, boys. And I aim to launch that sonofabitch - with me strapped in it - at some point in 2013. Wherever I wind up can't be any lamer than this planet.

[Wyatt]

Um, Paul, I'm pretty sure that's not the link you intended. That sort of reaction seems overboard for Apple adding Fusion Drive to the smaller iMac

[murbot]

Well it definitely wouldn't have happened 10 years ago.

If anyone was gong to be strapping himself into a spaceship over the fusion drive fiasco, I figured it would be FFL.

[psmith2.0]

Originally Posted by Wyatt Um, Paul, I'm pretty sure that's not the link you intended. That sort of reaction seems overboard for Apple adding Fusion Drive to the smaller iMac

Hey, how did that happen?! I was sure I'd copied/pasted the link about Al Roker pooping his pants at the White House!

Hang on...gonna fix it. How weird (and potentially embarrassing, considering some of the links I copy/bookmark sometimes).

[addabox]

But that means the link I sent to that girl I'm trying to impress......

[billybobsky]

I don't think the al roker pooped his pants meme is the best thing there -- its the al roker went commando meme that wins that article.

[psmith2.0]

To me they're a dead-tie, and equally nightmare-inducing. Just so weird that he said it - out loud, on purpose - and makes me question so much.

Between him and Willard Scott, NBC has cornered the market on buffoonish, off-putting morning weathermen. Kinda makes me wonder if "pudgy imbecile with no self-awareness" is a requirement for that particular gig?

[Mugge]

Just a couple of funnies from Englishrussia.com That site never fails to entertain me.

[FFL]

10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling!

Full of win... but this one is probably the best:

[Moogs]

I place that graphic high on the list of all-time greats, right up there with the Caring Continuum.

[Mugge]

Nothing too weird, just a toilet strapped to a Skyraider:



I suppose the Vietnam war was wasn't all serious business.

[Mugge]

Or how about a domestic flight in Somalia?

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by Mugge Nothing too weird, just a toilet strapped to a Skyraider: I suppose the Vietnam war was wasn't all serious business.

Operation: Shitstorm

Operation: Parapooper

Operation: Agent Brown

Come on, there has to be a name for this...

[709]

Is it weird that I have absolutely no problem with the whole bi-racial thing in the latest Cheerios commercial, yet I found it highly annoying that they didn't advertise the superior and wholly tasty "Multi-Grain" brand? I mean, there's really no comparison. If anything, the Cheerios corporation should realize that MG is the fucking best.... and maybe do a bi-racial multi-

Ohhhh. Yeah. I get it.

[billybobsky]

lol

[Foj]

Originally Posted by Kickaha Operation: Shitstorm Operation: Parapooper Operation: Agent Brown Come on, there has to be a name for this...

Operation: Flush 'em Out!

[Kickaha]

So a friend of mine from high school submitted a pic set to http://www.reddit.com/r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces/

She's currently at the top of the list, titled "Bottom Shelf Tequila Bender".

Do give her the love.

[Mugge]

Originally Posted by Kickaha So a friend of mine from high school submitted a pic set to http://www.reddit.com/r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces/ She's currently at the top of the list, titled "Bottom Shelf Tequila Bender". Do give her the love.

Holy shit! She must be made out of modelling clay.

Hot Malm <- IKEA pron

[FFL]

Everyone who trolls the Interwebs should just give up now, because Patton Oswald has executed The Greatest Troll Ever.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3779803.html

[Kickaha]

He wins. That is beautiful.

[murbot]

Fuck yeah. I was checking in on Twitter many, many times that day on my iPhone. I have that "I was in on it" kind of thing going because I saw so many of those tweets as they were being posted. I'd see the first one and be like "oh yeah here we goooo" waiting for the second. Fucking classic stuff. Some of the arguments he stirred up were hilarious.

I liked Jimmy Kimmel's response to the awesomeness:

.@pattonoswalt just brought twitter to a thrilling and exquisite conclusion. We should all get off now.

Though I'm not certain whether he meant leave Twitter or participate in some kind of worldwide masturbation stunt??

[Kickaha]

Knowing Kimmel? Both.

[Foj]

Going to the store

[kieran]

That seriously just made me say WTF out loud...while out a client.

[Foj]

Late for meeting

[tomoe]

This is what happens when you put comments from pornhub on stock photos. So many lulz. Maybe NSFW.

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com

[curiousuburb]

Originally Posted by tomoe This is what happens when you put comments from pornhub on stock photos. So many lulz. Maybe NSFW. http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com

So many Macs (with logos PShopped out)

[Mugge]

The internet says it's Obamas selfie, but I'm pretty sure this was Helle's idea. Also, the first lady doesn't look too pleased.

I base my case on the fact that it looks like they are using an iPhone and Obama said the Secret Service still insists on him using a Blackberry, while the whole Danish parliament has been issued iPhones so the NSA will know when they are about to do something stupid.

[psmith2.0]

Decorum.

If you didn't know otherwise, you'd just think they were at an Alicia Keys show. Or, you know, something that wasn't a funeral/memorial service. DISCLOSURE: at first glance, I thought the woman was Cameron Diaz, and for the life of me I couldn't figure out why the hell she was at the Mandela memorial service. Was he a fan of The Mask?



Don't look so happy, guys. Weirdos.

kickin' it with the POTUS & some British dude ... Johannesburg-style!!! LOL #mandelamemorial