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alcimedes
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2005-07-22, 21:10

growing in my jasmine plant.

Anyone out there know mushrooms well enough to tell me what in the world that might be? Never seen one before, and it looks funny. There's two of them to boot.

I'd google for it but I'm scared to try.



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2005-07-22, 21:25

I think you have a rotting smiley burial ground under your garden. Don the chemical burn gloves, get the garden shovel and dig a little deeper. You might find



^him^ lying under there.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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2005-07-22, 21:45

Nice title.
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murbot
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2005-07-22, 21:55

Good thing ohara is banned, he'd be printing that out and taking it into the bathroom. For 20 minutes.
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2005-07-22, 22:12

By 3pm EST tomorrow, this thread will have over 2,000 views. Just watch...
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Wyatt
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2005-07-22, 23:06

haha... right now if you look at AO the right way, it reads: I have a tiny yellow penis with teeth

I'm so mature
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2005-07-23, 01:34

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot
Good thing ohara is banned, he'd be printing that out and taking it into the bathroom. For 20 minutes.



Zing!

Either that or he'd be reporting us to the proper authorities. He'd probably be so offended by that.
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2005-07-23, 03:41

For a second, I thought you were referring to the documentary on BBC Three last night...

I didn't watch it, but admit I laughed imagining the pick up lines it might have spawned...

Girl: "You're a film director?"
Tiny Guy: "Yes, I make Porn documentaries... wanna be in one?"
Girl (getting excited): "Maybe... any titles I'd know?"
Tiny Guy (already excited, but still not showing): "Um... never mind"

What you need is a wee yellow Garden Gnome in the photo...

Or an action figure scene from "Barbie Porn Theatre: Ken's Envy"

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2005-07-23, 05:11

horror to surpirse to laughter - not many posts manage that
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crazychester
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2005-07-23, 11:01

I think it's a Leucocoprinus birnbaumii. No, I know it doesn't look like it. Scroll down to the second pic.

Ah! Yes it does. A baby one. Seems they grow and change colour just like the real thing. As far as I can tell, they only come circumcised (perhaps I should rephrase that?)

I have a tablecloth with an almost identical image all over it except they're actually the stamens of flowers, if one chooses to look less closely.
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2005-07-23, 11:13

It's probably Phallus Impudicus but still very young.
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2005-07-23, 11:14

I love the latin name for that.
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alcimedes
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2005-07-23, 18:41

Thanks chester, I think that's it exactly. I'll have to watch how it grows and see if that's what it becomes.
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2005-07-23, 19:31

Very interesting alcimedes, I will be curious to see how it develops.
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2005-07-23, 22:17

I was expecting Simpsons porn. I am very disappointed.
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2005-07-23, 23:21

Now the question is, can it be dried and smoked?

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