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In protest of an employee at the company I work for who named his child "Oakley Harrison Taylor", and also because I'm bored and enjoy fucking with people, I'm legally changing my name to something pretty fucking dumb.
The best candidate so far is "Professor Impossible", but I'm also partial to any suggestions that use the name "Cosmo". I'm also toying with "Roger Want". So, what would you like to be called / like me to be called? (Nothing overtly offensive). |
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Sören Kuklau. There aren't enough Sören Kuklaus in the world. Besides, many US Americans I've had the pleasure of talking to were incapable of pronouncing it correctly.
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
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Threads like these are custom made for the mighty murbot. |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I'd have to go with something from the movies.
Keyser Soze, Ricky Roma, Martin Brody, Han Solo, etc. Tons to choose from! |
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Naw, ya gotta go for something that would really cause fun.
POTUS. No first, no last, just POTUS. Have fun with that one! (OTOH, you'd be utterly immune from anyone making threats against you... the Secret Service would be your own investigative team! ) |
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Duck Dodgers of the 24th and one half....century!
or Crow T. Robot |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Desmond Ray Galahad Underwood-Fredrick IV
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A few that come to mind:
Philip McKrackin Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt Ben O'Lynn Al K. Seltzer C. Senor Chris Cross Daniel Druff Richard Hertz Easton West Gene Poole And the best for calling across the office: Timothy Burr |
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applenova's Bitch.
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I was really sorry when he died so could you consider taking on the name of
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Please? |
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Go the Homer Simpson route...
MAX POWER!!! |
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Antimatter Man
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My uncle went to school with a kid called during attendance: Clark, Kent
He got a lot of odd looks at his glasses. |
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geri to my friends
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How about, Richard Head.
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Max Headroom! |
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Ruling teh World
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John Doe
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reticulating your mom
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Bolus Roland
Albacore Livermore |
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Ruling teh World
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Lemonjello and Orangejello -- my dad actually knew a coworker in Argentina who named his two sons that. It was pronounced "Orangeloo" but spelled OrangeJello.
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Formerly Roboman, still
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I'm legally changing my name, too. But that's because my name sucks. Everybody mispronounces it, and if you say it right, you sound like you're yawning. Way too many long "AW" sounds. It's not just not a Hollywood name, it's not a New York name, or a London name, or a Tokyo name...
...it sounds like crap, wherever you are. and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Porn Starr
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I like John McFlapjack. Isn't changing your name a lot of work?
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He now has to live up to these expectations whenever a thread like this comes along. Its ok Murbot, you can reply with a sub-par comment this time, I know it must be hard to maintain your wit at all times |
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Now in lower-case™!
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Shit Head but Pronounced Shaa-Theed!
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Steve Jobs
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