Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Okay, so I was cooking earlier. I had some spices, seasonings and oils going. I looked on my counter, between my sink and stove, and see a button-sized glob of yellowish thick liquid right beside the bowl I was mixing stuff into. Considering what I was making, I simply thought I'd spilled some olive oil or sauce, and so I stick my finger in it, wipe it up, place it into my mouth and swallow heartily. No, it's a big stray drop of Joy lemon dishwashing liquid from when I'd washed two bowls and a glass a few moments earlier. This has been nearly four hours and everytime I swallow, gulp or burp, I taste Joy dishwashing liquid. At least I'll have a squeaky-clean, grease-free mouth! I immediately started drinking water, and then I realized "what if I start sudsing up from within?", so I stopped. Because I didn't want to "bubble out" everywhere (but I drank enough, I think, to dilute it). It's not as strong as it was, but it's still there. Moral to the story...don't stick your finger in yellowish thick liquid and eat it without first making sure what it is. I know...it's one of those things you wouldn't think you'd have to actually say or make clear. It should just be "one of those automatic rules of life". Lucinda weighs in... |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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So sorry about that. At least you'll be joyful for tonight. Besides, be thankful it wasn't Comet that you tasted. My sister ate it. Twice. To think that she's still alive is something of miracle. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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You might be in for a long ride on the Porcelain bus....
JTA |
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M AH - ch ain saw
Join Date: May 2004
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Yeah, soap will leave you praying to the toilet gods. Usually.
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Eat some dirt or grease.
If you eat enough then the soap will all be used up neutralizing the dirt / grease. When your mouth tastes neutral, stop! |
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Sneaky Punk
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Yikes. Take it easy until the stuff clears your system.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Are you farting bubbles yet?!
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Subdued and Medicated
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duude... had a mocha from a coffee shop and took my first sip with a big glob of soap on the rim of the glass... OMG it burned my throat so bad. :/ bummer... it sucks
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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Lots of profanity.
Your mouth has been soaped already, so you might as well let loose like a sailor. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Dibs on your mac.
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Well, at least it's good clean fun.
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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Oh jesus, you're going to be having stool so loose it'll jump out, do the hallelujah dance, pop back in, and invite the rest of the gang out to the sunshine.
Well at least your toilet bowl will get well sudsed... |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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No offense to you pscates, but just based on how you post here, I imagine your curses consisting of words like "shucks," "phooey," "gosh darnit," and for truly egregious situations, "fudge." |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Hey, I take that as a compliment. It means I don't have to constantly wallow in the gutter to express myself.
And on the rare occasion I let a word slip by, it probably carries a bit more impact because it's not the 38th time I've used it that day (or post). Doesn't take too much art or skill to say "fuck" (and all its variations) all day long, in every single post. The trick is not doing it and still conveying outrage, bemusement, passion, etc. Thank God for smileys, that's all I can say. BTW, no weird effect from the Joy. I didn't eat a huge amount (just a "glob" about the size of a shirt button). But it sure does linger, the taste. I no longer taste it, but it hung around for several hours last night. But, I'm happy to report, no gastrointestinal distress or crisis. Whew...I dodged a bullet! And no...no expulsion of bubbles from either end, I'm happy to report. I wasn't a human Mr. Bubbles. |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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See?
*smack!* |
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Ok, just for good orders sake, here's the proper order as it has been established though natural selection:
1. Does it look suspicious? 2. Does it smell suspicious? 3. Does it feel suspicious? 4. Does it taste suspicious? 5. Did it make you feel suspicious? Good job skipping from 1 to 5, pscates! |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I know.
Any other time, I would not be so quick to stick an unknown substance in my mouth (no jokes, please). But I'm standing right there, whipping up some delicious dinner and I (understandably) thought "oops, I dripped some sauce...". It didn't occur to me - until I swallowed - that it could be anything other than that. Then I did one of those classic "freeze and retrace" moments...I stopped, had my tongue out and was spitting in the sink, drinking water, etc. all while remembering back to 20 minutes earlier, how I'd washed a few dishes in that same spot and realizing what it was that I'd ingested. "Hey, I'm officially an idiot!" It is indeed "ultra concentrated", because for such a little glob, it packed quite a punch in the "lingering aftertaste" department. I can personally vouch for the "concentrated, strong cleaning power" of Joy. |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Tell us, do you feel joyful now? Enquiring minds want to know!
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I'm so happy, I'm bubbling over. And I have a squeaky-clean, fresh lemony scent!
So there's that. |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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"Studies show that 100% of participants reported being so happy, they were bubbling and general feeling of squeaky-clean with fresh lemony scent. We therefore recommend that Joy be added to the municipal water supply."
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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This thread is like the best non-drunk post ever. <3 paul.
And some of us do like wallowing in the fucking gutter to express ourselves, thank you very much. But I like smileys too. Wee!!! and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Join Date: May 2004
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I'm tellin'! |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Tell who?
Obama? I can see him holding a press conference: "This is a era of hope and change. If we are to change, we must let go of our old habits. Therefore from this day, we will not say the f-word. We will say "Change!" We will not say J-word. We will say "Hope!"" |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Aww, please don't take this thread "there". I'll get blamed for it and I've not brought the man up once...
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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You forgot 'jackanape'.
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