[Moogs]

See also: Dork-wads

Post your own so we can all be on the look out to perform this valuable community service. Sometimes, it takes a village... to find these people and beat them senseless.

[billybobsky]

What natural ability can't give you, CG can...

[Banana]

and to think that Calvin was pestering his dad for a flamethrower!

[Luca]

Eh, I don't think we need to mess this guy up. He'll eventually do it to himself in a much more spectacular and painful fashion.

[Engine Joe]

How will this guy mess himself up?

I got some footage of a Super Soaker being squirted, and using 3ds Max, I turned it into a Flamethrower, enjoy.

So will he right mouse-click himself to death?

[Luca]

Oh yeah. I'm at work so I can't watch Google video (there's no flash at my computer here, sadly).

So why then does this guy need a beatdown? For digitally manipulating an image? Oh noes!

[Engine Joe]

Originally Posted by Luca So why then does this guy need a beatdown? For digitally manipulating an image? Oh noes!

That's the part I don't get. Maybe for being a huge dork (given Moogs's link-naming)?

[Mugge]

Originally Posted by Moogs See also: Dork-wads Post your own so we can all be on the look out to perform this valuable community service. Sometimes, it takes a village... to find these people and beat them senseless.

I can't completely rule out me doing something like that. And I can tell you guys that fire-extinguishers can shoot a whole lot more than just powder. Cinnamon for instance.

Am I in need a beat-down now?



EDIT:
Uh? How did he light that thing? Yeah ok, must have been CGI.

[Moogs]

It's not so much the flame-thrower part as his post-torch celebration. He needs a beating. Look I don't make the rules, and I don't make people like him dance, I just make suggestions for constructive living.

[Moogs]

All right... all right. I see how it is. You want someone who deserves to be kicked in the fucking head.... repeatedly?



"Hi! I'm the ex-chairman of Exxon. I made over $130M this year when you include my nice $40M retirement bonus. I'm proud that myself and my fellow executives worked so hard to gouge the ever-living-shit out of all of you. It's a real accomplishment and hard work to fuck so many people over the proverbial oil barrell, in such a short time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hang out with some Enron and United Airlines executives on the golf course."

[Brad]

It looks like someone already kicked him in the head.

[Banana]

specifically, to his jaws, and it must have had acid on it, hence the droopy lump of skin on what should be his neck....

[Moogs]

If he's smiliing, he hasn't been kicked hard enough or often enough...

[Banana]

I'm sure Billybobsky can tell us if there's a particular acid that is known to function as a halluginceon or something like that.

[billybobsky]

Acids are in the eye of the beholder, man.

[Engine Joe]

That's so deep.

[Brad]

Originally Posted by billybobsky Acids are in the eye of the beholder, man.

Wouldn't acid be better in the eye of the oil executive?

[Luca]

Originally Posted by Brad Wouldn't acid be better in the eye of the oil executive?

Yes, but up the pooper would be even better.

[billybobsky]

Hell, even Habaneros in the sinus cavity give some pleasure...

What we need is something that causes pain that increases forever...

[Moogs]

Hmmm. Perhaps some sort of torture device whereby a small amount of hydrochloric acid is dripped near a sensitive body part. Then as the victim involuntarily squirms and tries to pull away, more and more drips of acid are released. *ponders* Yah, it won't last forever, but I'll settle for several hours of agonozing pain and anguish for the Fat Fucking Petro-Hog who has raped all of our wallets.

Also, blubber-dicks like this douche are known to be good for spontaneous human combustion, due to the wicking effect their high fructose hydrogenated fat vaults (folds) have on smoldering clothes and bed linens. Tie him down to a bed and throw a lit Marlboro on him.

[Barto]

People in need of a beat-down? The dude at the bus stop yesterday who kept telling a group of Chinese kids to "go back to Japan". I seriously regret not kicking the shit out of him.

[macleod]

Originally Posted by Moogs It's not so much the flame-thrower part as his post-torch celebration. He needs a beating. Look I don't make the rules, and I don't make people like him dance, I just make suggestions for constructive living.

That dance was awful. But I believe the man yelling at the kids deserves the biggest "beat-down"!

[Moogs]

Originally Posted by Barto People in need of a beat-down? The dude at the bus stop yesterday who kept telling a group of Chinese kids to "go back to Japan". I seriously regret not kicking the shit out of him.

Fuck. Despite realizing there are plenty of people like this in the world, it still kind of shocks me when I hear about it. I mean that's like something from a bad made for TV movie.

I'm not kidding when I say, that's when mob violence (or at least the threat of it) can work to the community's advantage. Man. I seriously regret that you didn't kick the shit out of him too. Is this a regular bus stop area you go to? Maybe he'll be there again next week doing the same thing. If so you have our blessing. Find another non-ignoramous bystander and approach this lobotomized peckerhead with a threatening look. If he persists, by all means kick the shit out of him. Just make sure someone from Aldoland who lives in your town knows about it so we can start a paypall collection for your bail money.

[Moogs]

BTW, I was going to add another entry by saying "my neighbor who decided to mow their lawn at 6:00 this (Saturday) morning"... until I realized it's the only neighbor I've come to like since moving here. Not the one I thought it was, who may in fact deserve a beatdown anyway for being a weenie. Life can be cruel.

Anyway, I had the dogs out since they're usually up early anyway but I didn't say anything. Just waved and said not to worry about it. She just had a kid too. Strong woman I guess. :harhar-tehfunneh:

[BarracksSi]

Originally Posted by Moogs Find another non-ignoramous bystander and approach this lobotomized peckerhead with a threatening look. If he persists, by all means kick the shit out of him. Just make sure someone from Aldoland who lives in your town knows about it so we can start a paypall collection for your bail money.

Oh, cool, a forum-sponsored hit.

[Moogs]

Never thought of it that way... Aldo Mafia?

[Robo]

Originally Posted by Moogs Fuck. Despite realizing there are plenty of people like this in the world, it still kind of shocks me when I hear about it. I mean that's like something from a bad made for TV movie.

Or a good, made-for-theaters movie. (See: Donnie Darko..."Go back to China, bitch!")

But racism really bothers me. Like, really really really bothers me. My evil mom was racist - she literally thought that certain races were more intelligent than others - and sometimes I worry that I picked up some subconcious racism from my childhood. I mean, I really haven't, I don't think. But sometimes I'm afraid I have, subconciously.

I go to a private school in Minnesota, and (surprise!) the overwhelming majority of students are white. Some of them make racist jokes, and I want to smack them.

But alas.

[Moogs]

An idea I've had is to order a bunch of bumper stickers that say "White People Are Superior", then every time you meet one of these pricks, find out where they park their car and quietly slap that sum-bitch right on the bumper. Figure they'd only have to drive around with it once or twice before someone confronts them and/or beats the crap out of them. And at worst they see it right away and have to scrape it off (super-glue would be a nice touch in that respect).

[Oompa Loompa]

Originally Posted by Roboman Or a good, made-for-theaters movie. (See: Donnie Darko..."Go back to China, bitch!") But racism really bothers me. Like, really really really bothers me. My evil mom was racist - she literally thought that certain races were more intelligent than others - and sometimes I worry that I picked up some subconcious racism from my childhood. I mean, I really haven't, I don't think. But sometimes I'm afraid I have, subconciously. I go to a private school in Minnesota, and (surprise!) the overwhelming majority of students are white. Some of them make racist jokes, and I want to smack them. But alas.

Be open-minded, but always strong in what you think is right, Roboman; because you are very right about this! Never have doubts about that: simply trust your good judgements.

[Moogs]

I would like to add another contestant: whichever dumbass manager at Midwest Manufacturing, who thought it would be a great idea to put a thin film of black *grease* on FINISHING NAILS. Thanks assholes, for ruining the paint job on my pre-cut pieces of molding I made. I thought the nails were a darker color of steel or something and zango... black smudges and black nail holes on my floor molding. You assholes. FUUUUCK.
*shakes fist*