Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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See also: Dork-wads
Post your own so we can all be on the look out to perform this valuable community service. Sometimes, it takes a village... to find these people and beat them senseless. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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What natural ability can't give you, CG can...
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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and to think that Calvin was pestering his dad for a flamethrower!
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Eh, I don't think we need to mess this guy up. He'll eventually do it to himself in a much more spectacular and painful fashion.
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Going Strange...
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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How will this guy mess himself up?
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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Oh yeah. I'm at work so I can't watch Google video (there's no flash at my computer here, sadly).
So why then does this guy need a beatdown? For digitally manipulating an image? Oh noes! |
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Going Strange...
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Am I in need a beat-down now? EDIT: Uh? How did he light that thing? Yeah ok, must have been CGI. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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It's not so much the flame-thrower part as his post-torch celebration. He needs a beating. Look I don't make the rules, and I don't make people like him dance, I just make suggestions for constructive living.
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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All right... all right. I see how it is. You want someone who deserves to be kicked in the fucking head.... repeatedly?
"Hi! I'm the ex-chairman of Exxon. I made over $130M this year when you include my nice $40M retirement bonus. I'm proud that myself and my fellow executives worked so hard to gouge the ever-living-shit out of all of you. It's a real accomplishment and hard work to fuck so many people over the proverbial oil barrell, in such a short time. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hang out with some Enron and United Airlines executives on the golf course." ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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It looks like someone already kicked him in the head.
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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specifically, to his jaws, and it must have had acid on it, hence the droopy lump of skin on what should be his neck....
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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If he's smiliing, he hasn't been kicked hard enough or often enough...
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I'm sure Billybobsky can tell us if there's a particular acid that is known to function as a halluginceon or something like that.
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I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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Acids are in the eye of the beholder, man.
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Going Strange...
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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That's so deep.
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Selfish Heathen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
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I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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Hell, even Habaneros in the sinus cavity give some pleasure...
What we need is something that causes pain that increases forever... |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Hmmm. Perhaps some sort of torture device whereby a small amount of hydrochloric acid is dripped near a sensitive body part. Then as the victim involuntarily squirms and tries to pull away, more and more drips of acid are released. *ponders* Yah, it won't last forever, but I'll settle for several hours of agonozing pain and anguish for the Fat Fucking Petro-Hog who has raped all of our wallets.
Also, blubber-dicks like this douche are known to be good for spontaneous human combustion, due to the wicking effect their high fructose hydrogenated fat vaults (folds) have on smoldering clothes and bed linens. Tie him down to a bed and throw a lit Marlboro on him. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Student extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canberra, Australia
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People in need of a beat-down? The dude at the bus stop yesterday who kept telling a group of Chinese kids to "go back to Japan". I seriously regret not kicking the shit out of him.
The sky was deep black; Jesus still loved me. I started down the alley, wailing in a ragged bass. |
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Now in lower-case™!
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Fuck. Despite realizing there are plenty of people like this in the world, it still kind of shocks me when I hear about it. I mean that's like something from a bad made for TV movie. I'm not kidding when I say, that's when mob violence (or at least the threat of it) can work to the community's advantage. Man. I seriously regret that you didn't kick the shit out of him too. Is this a regular bus stop area you go to? Maybe he'll be there again next week doing the same thing. If so you have our blessing. Find another non-ignoramous bystander and approach this lobotomized peckerhead with a threatening look. If he persists, by all means kick the shit out of him. Just make sure someone from Aldoland who lives in your town knows about it so we can start a paypall collection for your bail money. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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BTW, I was going to add another entry by saying "my neighbor who decided to mow their lawn at 6:00 this (Saturday) morning"... until I realized it's the only neighbor I've come to like since moving here. Not the one I thought it was, who may in fact deserve a beatdown anyway for being a weenie. Life can be cruel.
Anyway, I had the dogs out since they're usually up early anyway but I didn't say anything. Just waved and said not to worry about it. She just had a kid too. Strong woman I guess. :harhar-tehfunneh: ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Washington, DC
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Never thought of it that way... Aldo Mafia?
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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But racism really bothers me. Like, really really really bothers me. My evil mom was racist - she literally thought that certain races were more intelligent than others - and sometimes I worry that I picked up some subconcious racism from my childhood. I mean, I really haven't, I don't think. But sometimes I'm afraid I have, subconciously. I go to a private school in Minnesota, and (surprise!) the overwhelming majority of students are white. Some of them make racist jokes, and I want to smack them. But alas. and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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An idea I've had is to order a bunch of bumper stickers that say "White People Are Superior", then every time you meet one of these pricks, find out where they park their car and quietly slap that sum-bitch right on the bumper. Figure they'd only have to drive around with it once or twice before someone confronts them and/or beats the crap out of them. And at worst they see it right away and have to scrape it off (super-glue would be a nice touch in that respect).
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Awaiting Email Confirmation
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lovely Loompaland
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Be open-minded, but always strong in what you think is right, Roboman; because you are very right about this! Never have doubts about that: simply trust your good judgements. Last edited by Oompa Loompa : 2006-05-20 at 12:57. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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I would like to add another contestant: whichever dumbass manager at Midwest Manufacturing, who thought it would be a great idea to put a thin film of black *grease* on FINISHING NAILS. Thanks assholes, for ruining the paint job on my pre-cut pieces of molding I made. I thought the nails were a darker color of steel or something and zango... black smudges and black nail holes on my floor molding. You assholes. FUUUUCK.
*shakes fist* ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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