User Name
Password
AppleNova Forums » AppleOutsider »

Honestly, though …


Register Members List Calendar Search FAQ Posting Guidelines
Honestly, though …
Page 1 of 3 [1] 2 3  Next Thread Tools
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 15:08

… I like to see chicks in boots up to their calves, or in some cases even thigh-high.

I do. I really, really, really do.

As awful and un-PC as that is, "fuck me" boots are one of the biggest turn-ons for me ever.

So it goes.
  quote
Yontsey
*AD SPACE FOR SALE*
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cleveland-ish, OH
 
2009-09-03, 15:14

Is it happy hour in purgatory? lol
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 15:15

It's always happy-hour here in Purgatory.

*sips Drambuie*


I'm just sayin' though. Isn't there something ... anything ... that is just, um, perfectly delicious in your world of choice?

So it goes.
  quote
Bryson
Rocket Surgeon
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Whitby
 
2009-09-03, 15:23

The man has a point.
  quote
psmith2.0
Mr. Farmiga
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2009-09-03, 16:09

My favorite look on a woman? A cute little dress, maybe knee- or thigh-high, and cowboy boots.



I saw Samantha Brown wearing this little combo on her visit to Austin on the Travel Channel...and promptly fell off the couch, knocked stupid by lust.



*sprooinnng*

So, yeah...boots = hubba!
  quote
Foj
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
 
2009-09-03, 16:15

Unfortunately, I saw a man wearing stiletto thigh highs with fishnets, in a grocery store, in broad daylight a couple days ago.
  quote
psmith2.0
Mr. Farmiga
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2009-09-03, 16:56

BTW, when I first saw this thread, I was afraid it was some defiant continuation on Artman's locked one below. I thought "oh no, not you too, 709...".



Glad to see it was just about babes and boots (I could say that another way - fairy tale, anyone? - but I won't).

  quote
Iago
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hmm?
 
2009-09-03, 17:33

Let's face it, most guys are from the dark ages. They're cavemen. And they like a women to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But, for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.

I'm Joseph Fritzl, and no windows was my idea.
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 19:12

Quote:
Originally Posted by pscates2.0 View Post
BTW, when I first saw this thread, I was afraid it was some defiant continuation on Artman's locked one below. I thought "oh no, not you too, 709...".
Well, I've been away a lot in the last week, and expect to be so in the next few, but I can tell you honestly, I didn't like the circumstances involved w/ Artman's ban. Yes, his judgement was flawed in posting that bullshit, and yes, I thought Luca's week-long ban was way too harsh.

Though, I don't know the specifics of it all, and I'd be fine if Luca just said "it was warranted." I trust the overlords, so, yeah.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iago View Post
Let's face it, most guys are from the dark ages. They're cavemen. And they like a women to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight inch heels, and to be wearing, um, see-through underpants. But, for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.
Absolutely not...erm...sorry....... absolutely YES wrt the caveman + cleavage + heels and RAWR LET ME PULL THEIR HAIR.

Or, erm, what? You like a chick buck-naked? * That's fine and all, but I like that sort of thing to be the end of the line. Like, I spend a couple hours on getting a woman naked, and then spend another couple getting her and I off.

Though, honestly, I'd rather she wear her fuck-me boots throughout the whole thing...


* The only reasonable explanation for preferring nekkidness is familiarity. Either you have an awesome wife/girlfriend/lover* that looks phenomenal, or you're a big, fat liar.

So it goes.
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 19:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709 View Post
Yes, his judgement was flawed in posting that bullshit, and yes, I thought Luca's week-long ban was way too harsh.
Well (not wanting to get into it, but I guess we already have) he said he was leaving anyway, so...it's no big, I guess?

I feel bad that it was apparently my post that made him say he was leaving though (all I said was "No"!). Maybe I really am a rude, pompous little prat

And don't ask me why I read this thread.

EDIT: On the subject of banination, did new user "NewViagra" get banned before they even made a post? Because if so, that's hysterical. Good job, mods

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
  quote
Iago
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hmm?
 
2009-09-03, 19:24

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709 View Post
Absolutely not...erm...sorry....... absolutely YES wrt the caveman + cleavage + heels and RAWR LET ME PULL THEIR HAIR.

Or, erm, what? You like a chick buck-naked? * That's fine and all, but I like that sort of thing to be the end of the line. Like, I spend a couple hours on getting a woman naked, and then spend another couple getting her and I off.
Relax, it's a line from The Office
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 19:34

Haven't a clue, honestly. Like I said, I've been gone.

Seriously, I barely saw, OMG GLENN BECK RAPIST ASSHOLE MY MOM before it got teh lock. Which it deserved, of course, for no less than the WTF title which I can't remember right now.

Luckily, THIS THREAD isn't about such nonsense.

This thread is meant to be an : " Honestly, though … " thread.

I mean, Honestly, though … after all this time, are Carol's tits as awesome as they were 5 years ago? I'm betting they are.

So it goes.
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 19:37

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iago View Post
Relax, it's a line from The Office
Oh god.

My response still stands, though!
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 19:43

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709
I mean, Honestly, though … after all this time, are Carol's tits as awesome as they were 5 years ago? I'm betting they are.
Honestly, though...you guys are incorrigible!
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 19:47

"Carol's tits" are an AppleNova meme.

We need more " Honestly, though … "

!!!!!
  quote
Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2009-09-03, 19:50

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman View Post
Maybe I really am a rude, pompous little prat
But at least you're our pompous little prat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman View Post
EDIT: On the subject of banination, did new user "NewViagra" get banned before they even made a post? Because if so, that's hysterical. Good job, mods
His one post attempt got shunted to the moderation queue thanks to our awesome spam filters. So, he did at least get banned before making any visible posts.

The quality of this board depends on the quality of the posts. The only way to guarantee thoughtful, informative discussion is to write thoughtful, informative posts. AppleNova is not a real-time chat forum. You have time to compose messages and edit them before and after posting.
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 19:50

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709 View Post
"Carol's tits" are an AppleNova meme.
I know (I remember the poem ). That's what I'm referring to. Think about what you just wrote
  quote
Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2009-09-03, 19:52

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709 View Post
We need more " Honestly, though … "

!!!!!
Honestly, though..... I sure am glad alcimedes set up that Amazon referral account so you pompous little prats aren't draining my bank account so quickly!
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 19:56

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad View Post
Honestly, though..... I sure am glad alcimedes set up that Amazon referral account so you pompous little prats aren't draining my bank account so quickly!
Yay!

Honestly though...am I a rude, pompous little prat? Because as Banana will tell you, I feel like a jerk sometimes.

Like now
  quote
psmith2.0
Mr. Farmiga
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2009-09-03, 19:57

Honestly, though...isn't it about time we never heard the words "Jon and Kate Gosselin" again? I'm sick to death of both of them and I never even watched their damn show! That just illustrates how "saturated" and ridiculously nonstop their coverage has been...that I can OD on two individuals merely from their presence in the print and broadcast "news" media (and nowhere else).

A new low...

  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 20:00

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman View Post
I know (I remember the poem ). That's what I'm referring to. Think about what you just wrote
The hell do you want?
Carol and her tits are dearth.
I want ... but can't have.

  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 20:01

Quote:
Originally Posted by pscates2.0 View Post
Honestly, though...isn't it about time we never heard the words "Jon and Kate Gosselin" again? Sick to death of both of them and I never even watched their damn show. That shows you how "saturated" and nonstop the coverage has been, that I can OD on two individuals merely from their presence in the print and broadcast "news" media.

A new low.
I know, right? At first I felt bad for them, because it's not like they were "real" celebrities...movie stars or socialites would be used to that sort of treatment, but these were ostensibly regular people (who had five too many kids and then had to star in a reality show to pay the bills) who had their most shameful secrets (infidelity) broadcast to the world.

But then, after about Week 8 of the media circus, and the realization that both parties were still granting interviews and participating in it, I realized that they both must like the attention. In a sick way, it's probably the best thing that could have happened to the show.

I feel bad for the kids.

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
  quote
Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2009-09-03, 20:04

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman View Post
I feel bad for the kids.
Wait.... Jon and Kate have kids?

(You'd never know from the way the media focuses on them and not the little monsters that made them into celebs. )

The quality of this board depends on the quality of the posts. The only way to guarantee thoughtful, informative discussion is to write thoughtful, informative posts. AppleNova is not a real-time chat forum. You have time to compose messages and edit them before and after posting.
  quote
psmith2.0
Mr. Farmiga
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2009-09-03, 20:09

They've got 38 of them, I think.
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 20:11

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad View Post
Honestly, though..... I sure am glad alcimedes set up that Amazon referral account so you pompous little prats aren't draining my bank account so quickly!
HAY!

Yeah, me too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by pscates2.0 View Post
Honestly, though...isn't it about time we never heard the words "Jon and Kate Gosselin" again?

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Teh ugly. Not that I want pics of that or anything.
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 20:11

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad View Post
(You'd never know from the way the media focuses on them and not the little monsters that made them into celebs. )
Monsters is right. I would die if I was somehow put into the position of having to raise that many kids. Ack.

In related "too many kids" news, the Duggars will (Lord, erm, willing) soon be up to 19! 19 kids in 22 years...throw me a distraught smiley, will you, Brad?

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
  quote
709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory.
 
2009-09-03, 20:20

Or at least a no-condom smilie.
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 20:30

Quote:
Originally Posted by 709 View Post
Or at least a no-condom smilie.
Mrs. Duggar is going to become a grandparent just after her 43rd birthday.

And her granddaughter's name is Mackynzie Renée. The two trendiest names in the world, with kreatyve spelling on the first! They would have only needed to throw a "Madison" in there (but only for a girl, let's ignore the "-son" now) to complete the "seven other kids in kindergarten will have her exact name" picture.

Wait, they're going to homeschool, never mind.

That right there (the naming thing, not the homeschooling thing, although yeah, that too) should be enough to convince authorities to shut down the whole operation. "We have heard reports that you have named your daughter Mackynzie Renée. We're taking her with us; you can not possibly love her."

Of course, the lucky grandpa's name is Jim Bob. So I guess I shouldn't have expected a font of good naming, two generations down.

But it still beats having Joshua, Jana and John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah and Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer, and Jordyn-Grace. I've said this before...

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
  quote
Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2009-09-03, 20:36

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman View Post
In related "too many kids" news, the Duggars will (Lord, erm, willing) soon be up to 19! 19 kids in 22 years...

The quality of this board depends on the quality of the posts. The only way to guarantee thoughtful, informative discussion is to write thoughtful, informative posts. AppleNova is not a real-time chat forum. You have time to compose messages and edit them before and after posting.
  quote
Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2009-09-03, 20:41



YOU ADDED THE TWENTIETH SMILEY!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(We beat the Duggars to 20! )

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
  quote
Posting Rules Navigation
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Page 1 of 3 [1] 2 3  Next

Post Reply

Forum Jump
Thread Tools
Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Paris Hilton's new book...honestly now... psmith2.0 AppleOutsider 33 2004-09-22 12:14


« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 18:37.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2022, AppleNova