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kraig911
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2004-05-18, 16:02

ok... all I'm meeting is bar girls, lesbians, girls that turn into lesbians, and goody goody girls that *ahem* lets just say they won't french even. French as in kiss. Oh and did I mention I meet a lot of lesbians for some reason?

The reason I ask is because well i'm in an all time wierd sullen low of a love life. I've been meeting girls but none that I like so... yeah. Statisically at bat I'd say I would be a good 290 or even 320. Now its probably a 200 or 190, a lot of short skips to only get out at first base... if you get my drift.
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2004-05-18, 16:07

the number one place not to met girls is at a computer forum online

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turning those straight girls into lesbians?? nice


laundry mat, grocery store, group hikes

bars are a bad place, you met girls who like to drink and sleep around....wait, why are bars a bad place to met girls??

depends on what you are looking for...get a job at a bank or hospital...you will be surrounded by women

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2004-05-18, 16:33

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ok... all I'm meeting is bar girls, lesbians, girls that turn into lesbians, and goody goody girls that *ahem* lets just say they won't french even. French as in kiss. Oh and did I mention I meet a lot of lesbians for some reason?

The reason I ask is because well i'm in an all time wierd sullen low of a love life. I've been meeting girls but none that I like so... yeah. Statisically at bat I'd say I would be a good 290 or even 320. Now its probably a 200 or 190, a lot of short skips to only get out at first base... if you get my drift.
First off what type of women are you looking for?

Second thegelding has very good points in that a bar is a horrible place to meet a girl, nice girls that is.

"Experience is the worst teacher in life. It gives the test before presenting the lesson."
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2004-05-18, 16:34

I'm in advertising, and where i work its only me and my boss. The women that do come in look spectacular but its only skin deep. I've never met such power hungry scandalous women in my life that have so many ulterior motives and use sex as a tool.... but thats another story.
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2004-05-18, 16:41

try the local library, or take a night class. drawing for instance...
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2004-05-18, 16:55

Who needs women when you have pr0n?

Women suck. End of story.
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2004-05-18, 17:04

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I'm in advertising, and where i work its only me and my boss. The women that do come in look spectacular but its only skin deep. I've never met such power hungry scandalous women in my life that have so many ulterior motives and use sex as a tool.... but thats another story.
So again I ask what type of women are you looking for?
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2004-05-18, 17:10

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So again I ask what type of women are you looking for?

probably looking for what most guys want:

looks/acts like the virgin mary when others are around
screws like mary magdeline when they are alone

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2004-05-18, 17:18

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probably looking for what most guys want:

looks/acts like the virgin mary when others are around
screws like mary magdeline when they are alone

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Yes but if he really wants a girl he'll edit those wants...
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2004-05-18, 17:18

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the number one place not to met girls is at a computer forum online
It's not hte number 1 place probably, but sometimes even that works.
Just don't try it with the girls that are already with an Appleinsider.
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2004-05-18, 18:54

I know tons of girls that are nice on the ouside...and even better on the inside

But seriously, I know several girls who are extremely cute, and virgin like, only a few who get serious behind closed doors. I want a girl who I can just enjoy her company though, although I want to be able to mess around, I don't want that to be the basis.

Doesn't help that she is a cute blonde
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2004-05-18, 19:47

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First off what type of women are you looking for?
tall, muscular, short hair. lots of tats. unshaved legs, militant appearance. i have no idea why i'm meeting lesbians.
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2004-05-18, 19:57

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2004-05-18, 20:22

I would suggest - as mentioned above - trying to get a job in a bank or credit union. The woman-to-man ratio is about 50:1, it seems.

When I walk into my bank, it's vixen/MILF (am I allowed to say that?) city...


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2004-05-18, 22:37

Unlike a lot of other guys, I hate girls who act all innocent in public.

I love girls who are flirtatious/aggressive on the outside and in public, dare I say slutty (but faithful).

I have a miniskirt fetish and the shorter the better. Over the knee stockings/boots. Low cut or backless or see-thru tops. You name it.

It's getting to where I can't perceive not being able to satisfy this fetish. My girlfriend goes about 80% as far as satisfying these needs, but there are still certain things she refuses to wear. She wears a bikini but not a thong to the beach. She wears very short miniskirts, but I'd prefer them about an inch shorter. She doesn't wear heels. I need someone exhibitionist and daring.

Still I better hold on to what I have.

But if I'm ever trying to "pull" at a bar I'll go straight for the girl who shows the most skin, because that's what I want, even in a relationship.
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2004-05-19, 01:38

I've met a few girls by just sitting next to them at the cafeteria at school. If they're alone, I'll sit across from them and make conversation. So far it's gone well but not that well... I've made a few friends this way, but nothing serious has come out of it. What sucks is that I was very attracted to many of them, but they all already had boyfriends. I guess if they were available they'd be sitting with other people instead of by themselves.

I really do think there's something against me though. I try to be a really nice, approachable guy, but every girl I've been attracted to is just not interested in me (already taken, just wants to be friends, you name it). Yeah, I've made some good friends this way, but no one ever wants to go any farther with me.

Maybe I should ask some of my girl friends to maybe try setting me up with their friends? It's worth a shot I guess.
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2004-05-19, 04:52

Maybe you could try joining a dance club or sports/activities group of some sort. You get to learn a new skill and while you're so foucssed on that you won't seem so eager to pull chicks... which could work in your favour.

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2004-05-19, 05:04

Where is TJ Mackie when you need him?

I know what you mean, I have an unnecessary large amount of girls who are friends, but no girlfriends. I think I've basically come down to the fact that I'm too nice and not a big enough asshole for girls to like me. All the bastards get girls.

Best thing about a girl is if she makes you laugh hands down.

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2004-05-19, 07:27

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Who needs women when you have pr0n?

Women suck. End of story.
well that is just a widespread rumour, isn't it?
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2004-05-19, 08:11

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What sucks is that I was very attracted to many of them, but they all already had boyfriends.
Isn't this always the case.

Of course, you always have to remember that just because they have a "boyfriend" doesn't mean they aren't just with him out of convenience, or vice versa.
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I really do think there's something against me though. I try to be a really nice, approachable guy, but every girl I've been attracted to is just not interested in me (already taken, just wants to be friends, you name it). Yeah, I've made some good friends this way, but no one ever wants to go any farther with me.
I doubt it has anything to do with you. You're clearly a pretty likable guy. What I learned back in my single years was that trying to hook up with girls in the way you describe is rough unless you basically don't really care. That's really what it comes down to. All of my long-term relationships were always the result of totally accidental and unexpected encounters. OTOH, all of the relationships started by meeting someone at a cafe or whatever were always just empty relationships while they were sexual.

In the pick-up situation, women like guys that don't care (and maybe even aloof and unresponsive to calls) yet pay total attention to the girl while hanging out. That mix never fails.
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2004-05-19, 08:35

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well that is just a widespread rumour, isn't it?
No, that's his personal opinion, dictated by the evil women he was with.

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2004-05-19, 08:44

Since no one else has mentioned it let me be the first to say that if you've ever belonged to a faith you might want to consider revisiting a local church, synagogue, mosque or whatever to begin participating (again or for the first time) in that community. Chances are you might meet a very real, very nice girl. I can't guarantee this will work though, the average age at my church is 68 and I'm one of the only ones pulling down the curve. If you're agnostic and more concerned with matters of the flesh you might consider joining a local branch of your political affiliation - politics spark passion, but watch out for those same girls who might like Power a little too much...unless you're prepared to run for office Kraigster.

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2004-05-19, 08:49

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Since no one else has mentioned it let me be the first to say that if you've ever belonged to a faith you might want to consider revisiting a local church, synagogue, mosque or whatever to begin participating (again or for the first time) in that community. Chances are you might meet a very real, very nice girl. I can't guarantee this will work though, the average age at my church is 68 and I'm one of the only ones pulling down the curve. If you're agnostic and more concerned with matters of the flesh you might consider joining a local branch of your political affiliation - politics spark passion, but watch out for those same girls who might like Power a little too much...unless you're prepared to run for office Kraigster.
If you don't believe in any churches, but like politics.. you could maybe meet chicks at Apple Outsider. Unless there will be some new chicks there, I doubt it will work (none of the few is free, as far as I know). But think how fun it would be when you could flame together..
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2004-05-19, 08:57

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Who needs women when you have pr0n?

Women suck. End of story.
Which is why they are better than pr0n
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2004-05-19, 09:55

one of the easiest ways to bag chicks is to look through the phone book. there should be an 'escort' section with several listings. pick one. any girl you call will love ya, and alls ya gotta do is throw her some cash.

but seriously, try not going to lesbian bars. they tend to be full of lesbians.
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2004-05-19, 11:19

[Homer] "Wait a minute... there's something not right about this bar. That's it - there's no fire escape. Well, enjoy your death-trap ladies!"
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2004-05-19, 14:50

Tip #1: If you live in Carroll County, MD, get the hell out and run to a place where chicks are actually available.

Tip #2: Avoid the Mall: You don't want to be hit on by 9 year-old girls who smoke. Also only male losers hang out at the mall.

Tip #3: Try the park, or your favorite restaurant/bookstore, you want a chick the gets out once in a while.

Tip #4: Don't go out with a large group of friends who are girls. Gay men assume you are game

Tip #5: Use social networking. I guarantee that you have a friend who knows someone's sister that is hot and single.

As for dress, I prefer girls who dress conservatively. Baggy jeans, loose tops, hey it gives ya something to work for. Mini-skirts scream slut. I don't want that. Oh yea, slap yourself in the face whenever the first thought you have upon meeting a new chick is "Would I tap that?" the question is "How can I get to tap that?"

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2004-05-19, 16:06

Luca, I completely feel for you because I've been doing the same thing and getting the same results.

I think I'm not doing it correctly because I tend to be the nice guy. It seems like a lot of girls like the asshole type. (and most of those are superficial girls anyway)

I think I need to change the way I dress, I need to dress better, with more style. Any suggestions?
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2004-05-19, 16:46

i met a girl at your momma's house....she was older, easy and a little slutty, but hey, shit happens


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kraig911
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2004-05-19, 16:46

right now to me its punk rock/alternative rock shows. My feeling is I've been meeting these awesome women (that are cute, sexy, with style mind you to boot) at these shows and they turn out to be lesbian... or taken... or cool at first and freaky.
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