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Windswept
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2005-02-23, 23:45

OMG! What can it mean? I guess Pisces must be *the* Apple sign.

Happy Birthday to Steve Jobs on Thursday, February 24, and to our very own admins, Murbot and LoCash, the 25th and 26th.

Greetings go out to all the other Pisces whose birthdays are coming up, (including Segovius in Scotland, or wherever you are. ).

I haven't been around for awhile, so I missed Capricorn and Aquarius. Belated good wishes to all those people.

(When I get a minute, I'll look up some Pisces stuff in one of my books and see if there's anything worth posting. )

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2005-02-23, 23:49

Huzzah! Happy Birthday to two of AN's unholy rulers and to our ultimate unholy ruler in Cupertino.

All I know about Pisces is that they are about 40% less awesome than Scorpios.
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2005-02-23, 23:49

Yes, it's a hell of a week for b-days.
I started celebrating tonight. Sorry I won't make the main LoCash party - maybe if the Radiators were playing nearby, I'd make the trip!
:smokey:
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Luca
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2005-02-23, 23:59

You're gonna drive me insane Carol! Can't you ever shut up about those silly horoscope signs?

<------ (indicates I am joking; please don't hurt me)
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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 00:34

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You're gonna drive me insane Carol! Can't you ever shut up about those silly horoscope signs?

<------ (indicates I am joking; please don't hurt me)


haha

No, Luca, because it's fun! So there!

Nyah, nya-ah, nyah, nyah.

What's your sign again? Virgo, was it?

I could look stuff up and dazzle you with deep insights into yourself. Then you'd regret giving me such a hard time.
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Luca
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2005-02-24, 00:36

Hey Carol, since you're so great with horoscopes, why don't YOU tell ME what my sign is based on my personality? Please don't look it up... I think I've revealed it in the past here. If you can actually guess I'd be surprised.
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sunrain
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2005-02-24, 00:47

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Belated felicitations to all those people.
You're gonna do WHAT to all these boys?

LoCash will be so pleased.

*hurrah for big word double entendres*
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murbot
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2005-02-24, 02:01

Damn rights that blowjob is late!

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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 02:05

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You're gonna do WHAT to all these boys?

LoCash will be so pleased.

*hurrah for big word double entendres*
Hmm. Okay, I keep *looking* for a double entendre in "belated felicitations," but I just don't see it.

All it means is "late good wishes," or something along those lines.

I was mainly trying to avoid repeating the word "greetings." No subtle meanings were implied, Sunrain.

I'm afraid to ask what you thought I meant.

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2005-02-24, 02:11

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Hmm. Okay, I keep *looking* for a double entendre in "belated felicitations," but I just don't see it.
felicitatio... fellatio...
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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 02:44

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felicitatio... fellatio...
You mean you guys *ALL* look at the word "felicitations" and see "fellatio" instead?







That would never have occurred to me in a MILLION years.

*sigh*

Maybe I'm too naive to be on this messageboard.
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sunrain
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2005-02-24, 02:48

I was an implying an ambiguity (with a quick glance at the word felicitations) with one interpretation that is indelicate. Of course, having to explain your own joke tends to pull the rug out from under its humor.

*goes back to his corner and shuts up*

"What a computer is to me is it's the most remarkable tool that we've ever come up with, and it's the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds."
- Steve Jobs
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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 02:53

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I was an implying an ambiguity (with a quick glance at the word felicitations) with one interpretation that is indelicate. Of course, having to explain your own joke tends to pull the rug out from under its humor.

*goes back to his corner and shuts up*
Well, don't feel bad, Sunrain. Everyone else seems to have taken it exactly the way you did.

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sunrain
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2005-02-24, 02:57

Wow, did I ever derail this thread.

Happy Birthday fellas!

Edit: and my 300th post no less...

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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 03:14

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Wow, did I ever derail this thread.

Happy Birthday fellas!

Edit: and my 300th post no less...
Again, don't feel bad.

I am the worst person at AppleNova for getting off topic.

I TRY not to, but it just...happens.
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Luca
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2005-02-24, 03:49

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You mean you guys *ALL* look at the word "felicitations" and see "fellatio" instead?







That would never have occurred to me in a MILLION years.

*sigh*

Maybe I'm too naive to be on this messageboard.
I didn't see it. It's quite a stretch.
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2005-02-24, 03:56

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I didn't see it. It's quite a stretch.
Thanks, Luca, old buddy, old pal.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

(Damn, what are you doing up so late?)
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2005-02-24, 08:23

<- me birthday yesterday
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2005-02-24, 08:46

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...fella...
fellatio

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LoCash
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2005-02-24, 09:13

Wait, so could someone please tell me...

Am I or am I not getting a blowjob from Carol?

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2005-02-24, 09:59

About the same time you get a date with your neighbor, methinks.
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LoCash
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2005-02-24, 10:12

Yeah, I'm really hoping she doesn't call the cops on the party this weekend...
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2005-02-24, 10:33

Happy B-day, you clowns!

Hope you guys get plastered / laid / well taken care of in whichever ways you desire today. Cheers!
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2005-02-24, 11:12

No one remembered my birthday. Feb. 20th.

Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, dea.....

.... ah, fuck it....
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murbot
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2005-02-24, 11:24

Happy B-Day torifile. Must have missed it on the front page. I guess if you get really down though, you can just give yourself a therapy session, right? And you don't even have to bill yourself - call it a present.

BTW my B-Day isn't until tomorrow. Then it's the big two oh! Yee haw!
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2005-02-24, 11:27

murbot,
Damn you are making me feel old (27).
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murbot
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2005-02-24, 11:36

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I didn't see it. It's quite a stretch.
If you've never had one, then you're less likely to obsess over them all the time.

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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 12:07

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Wait, so could someone please tell me...

Am I or am I not getting a blowjob from Carol?

You're getting a birthday felicitation, LoCash.

Hope you enjoy it.

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pscates2.0
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2005-02-24, 12:26

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You mean you guys *ALL* look at the word "felicitations" and see "fellatio" instead?





That's why we're guys.

I can see the word "transmitter" and think "amateur sorority orgy".

BTW, MY birthday (January 26...Aquarius) was somehow overlooked by you graceless, oblivious sumbitches!
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Windswept
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2005-02-24, 12:47

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That's why we're guys.

I can see the word "transmitter" and think "amateur sorority orgy".

BTW, MY birthday (January 26...Aquarius) was somehow overlooked by you graceless, oblivious sumbitches!
Sorry, Skates, honey. I wouldn't have missed it for the world, but I wasn't around then, I guess. How about those 'belated felicitations,' though?

Would that count?

No?

And...um...btw - "transmitter"?

It has become abundantly clear that *no* word is safe from innuendo, nuance, and double entendre.
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