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murbot
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2006-04-16, 23:13

Mark April 30th on your calendars, boys. Shawn Michaels will be hooking up with God in a tagteam match against Vince and Shane McMahon.

See, Vince didn't take too kindly to God helping out Shawn in his last match, so he wants to kick his ass for it.

Forgive them, Father

Oh well, it'll be interesting to see what form the all-mighty one takes. I wonder what his finishing move will be.




my god wrestling is gay
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Moogs
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2006-04-16, 23:26

Wouldn't it be great if he actually showed up, and disintegrated the whole cast with a round of lightning bolts (a la War of the Worlds part Deux)? I'd pay $35 to see that, just for the irony value.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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Luca
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2006-04-16, 23:36

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my god wrestling is gay
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scrouds
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2006-04-17, 00:38

hay guys, where are all the gay, naked wrestlers?
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2006-04-17, 03:51

Ask google, I'm sure it knows plenty.
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Banana
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2006-04-17, 09:54

Hmm, $50 says that whoever plays God will die by a lightning bolt before the start of match for blasphemy.

Oh, and he'll pancake everyone in a single fell swoop.
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colivigan
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2006-04-17, 09:58

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Originally Posted by murbot
Oh well, it'll be interesting to see what form the all-mighty one takes. I wonder what his finishing move will be.
Roundhouse kick to the face?
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Foj
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2006-04-17, 10:14

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my god wrestling is gay
They better take thier vitamins and say thier prayers

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Wyatt
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2006-04-17, 10:48

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Roundhouse kick to the face?
Obviously. Everybody knows Chuck Norris taught God how to fight.
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murbot
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2006-04-17, 10:50

If they have Chuck Norris show up for the fight, the internet is going to literally explode.

Now THAT would be awesome.



(Norris = God, obviously)
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colivigan
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2006-04-17, 12:58

Uh-oh, we'd better be careful here.
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Shawn Michaels will be hooking up with God in a tagteam match against Vince and Shane McMahon.
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my god wrestling is gay
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(Norris = God, obviously)
I'm a little afraid of where this is headed.
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Kickaha
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2006-04-17, 13:20

Shawn Michaels and Chuck Norris are gay lovers?

I knew it.
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Wyatt
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2006-04-17, 13:23

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Shawn Michaels and Chuck Norris are gay lovers?

I knew it.
We should have all seen it coming. Seriously, it's the only thing that makes sense.
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Foj
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2006-04-18, 13:56

Vince starts his own religion called McMahonism and God disapproves when he interferes in Shawn's match.
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