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Which one of us *is* Steve Jobs? haha
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Windswept
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2007-01-08, 14:13

Okay, I think it's *pretty* likely that Steve Jobs is actually a registered member here at AN, and that he reads the boards from time to time.

I know that people who work for Apple aren't supposed to post on messageboards; but, hey, Steve probably made that rule, so I imagine he'd feel free to break it if he pleased, if he thought his actions would be in the interest of the company.

So anyway, which poster here at AN 'might' actually be Steve Jobs in disguise?

Please tell us what 'specific characteristics' your AN member exhibits that would make you think he might be Steve.

(This topic arose from the S*th thread, in case you're wondering. And yeah, I know it's a silly topic. )
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Kickaha
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2007-01-08, 14:15

Anyone who has never posted.
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SpecMode
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2007-01-08, 14:20

Well, I could go for the obvious answer...but that wouldn't be much fun, would it?
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2007-01-08, 14:24

Carol, you already know my answer. It's murbot. This is just where Steve goes to be a perv.
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2007-01-08, 14:27

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Anyone who has never posted.
Nooooo! He's a cool guy. How could he resist posting here at AppleNova?

Some people may think he's *you*.

But naw, I don't think so. heh

On the other hand, you *claim* you have red hair; but that might just be a front to throw us all off.

And nipple rings? Uh-huh, yeah right. I can't see Steve with nipple rings, can you?

Of course, again, that might be a front - a clever ploy to throw us off the track of your *real* identity.
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2007-01-08, 14:28

iDon't know what you mean.

*BOOM*!

Besides, no one who posts as much as I do could ever be successful... :}

Which reminds me, I need to wean myself for a bit... byeeeeeeee!
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2007-01-08, 14:30

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Well, I could go for the obvious answer...but that wouldn't be much fun, would it?




More fun if he's in disguise.
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2007-01-08, 14:39

Lets make it easy. Whoevers not posting tomorrow gets put on the suspect list.
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2007-01-08, 14:42

Well, I won't be posting tomorrow (morning, anyway)...and I'll be in Moscone West, as well...but alas, as part of the audience.

Hrm...and now that I think about it, I had best stop posting now and get back to packing.
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2007-01-08, 14:46

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Lets make it easy. Whoevers not posting tomorrow gets put on the suspect list.
I'll be watching to see if *you* are posting then. haha

Yeah, see, remember how surprised I was when you said you were 19?

Uh-huh, 19. Yeah, riiiight.

And you've recently changed your user name. More evidence that you're trying to cover your tracks?

So, how's the weather there in San Francisco then, Stevie boy?
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2007-01-08, 14:47

I think it is Windswept! Think about it. This may be why we have never seen...well you know.
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2007-01-08, 14:48

Like id make it as easy as that, Windswept. Boom!

Damnit!
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2007-01-08, 14:48

Oooooooh, good point. Turtlenecks are a bitch to pull up.
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Well, I won't be posting tomorrow (morning, anyway)...and I'll be in Moscone West, as well...but alas, as part of the audience.

Hrm...and now that I think about it, I had best stop posting now and get back to packing.
You lucky dog.

Oh. I'm so jealous.
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2007-01-08, 14:49

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I think it is Windswept! Think about it. This may be why we have never seen...well you know.
Yes, that would certainly raise a few eyebrows.
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macleod
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2007-01-08, 14:51

She also started this discussion to shift any suspicion to someone else!
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2007-01-08, 14:55

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She also started this discussion to shift any suspicion to someone else!
Or more accurately, to you. Isn't it obvious, what with Macleod being an anagram, of, yes you've guesed it:
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MALE COD!
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2007-01-08, 14:56

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I think it is Windswept! Think about it. This may be why we have never seen...well you know.


A very good point.

Also, as the absolutely *least-likely* candidate to be Steve Jobs, *I* would, in fact, be the perfect disguise.

Wonder how Steve feels about the outrageously excessive use of smilies?
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2007-01-08, 14:57

Oooooooh...

And 'Boom'? Boom is an anagram of Moob. As we all know, a moob is a 'man boob'. Steve Jobs is a man. There seems to be a lot of mystique surrounding Windswept's boobs.

Voila. CONF!RM3D!1!1111!!!!
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2007-01-08, 14:59

Wow, this one has really backfired on you Windjob.
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Kickaha
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2007-01-08, 15:00

WINDJOB?!?

*mrfle*
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2007-01-08, 15:01

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Oooooooh, good point. Turtlenecks are a bitch to pull up.
Well, they're a bitch to take *off*.

But pulling them 'up' is...uh...not particularly difficult.

Oops!

*whistles innocently*
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2007-01-08, 15:05

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She also started this discussion to shift any suspicion to someone else!


Ah yes, distracting maneuvers.

One of the most useful of battlefield tactics.

Er...or so I 'hear'.
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2007-01-08, 15:08

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Wow, this one has really backfired on you Windjob.
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WINDJOB?!?

*mrfle*
OH!

You are both SO *dead*!!!!

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Eugene
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2007-01-08, 15:08

Messiahtosh.
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2007-01-08, 15:09

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Well, they're a bitch to take *off*.

But pulling them 'up' is...uh...not particularly difficult.

Oops!

*whistles innocently*
Can I buy you a drink?

Who said that?
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Messiahtosh.
I dunno...what are Steve's eyebrows like?
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2007-01-08, 15:11

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Messiahtosh.
No way. Steve is a wispy vegetarian, while Messiahtosh is on his way to becoming a hardened Marine who's ready to eat his own guts for breakfast.

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2007-01-08, 15:12

This thread needs a Poll.
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2007-01-08, 15:14

Dear Windswept (or, should I say Steve)... you are aware that your boobs are being (frequently) discussed by, say, 10.000 AppleNovians. The two are famous! Before you know it, they're both in a movie or a tv-series: just like the Olsen Twins.
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