Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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We get some weird stuff in the "Contact Us" form we have on this site. It's not the easiest thing to find either, but people do. Last week we received an email from someone in Nigeria that was ready to order from us. Took me a minute to remember that we had a store, although I'm sure it was some sort of scam. Today we got this gem in the email box, and I honestly just don't even know where to begin...
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It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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Not sure whether I am supposed to laugh or cry......
According to the Seattle Times (via Google), Sifrash Ademe runs track in Seattle.....That's all I know.. |
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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I'd just like to know when we started producing our own home makeover show... I clearly didn't get that memo. I mean, we don't really have the budget for anything beyond sending Murbot over to someone's house with a sledgehammer.
... which would be pretty entertaining, but I don't think that's what Sifrash Ademe was hoping for. It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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You don't do home makeovers? Then what DO you do with the membership fees to this site??? I want my money back....
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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heh, we received an email from someone in the UK about four months ago I guess demanding his money back for his subscription to this site. Turns out he was an AOL user and thought his AOL subscription was for this site. *sigh*
It is with great regret that we say our farewells to Jack, who passed away on May 28th, 2005. Jack, you will be missed by all Superior thinking has always overwhelmed superior force. - Marine Corps Officers "You don't lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership." - General Eisenhower |
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Rest In Peace
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
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Here's the one we got from some Nigerian guy...
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I wondered what ever happened to Mr jasper....Good to see he's doing well...
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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Apple Makeovers...
Per the original commercial, we could use a G5 tower to knock holes in walls... Unless she's holding out for a home version of the glass staircase... |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ottawa, ON
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Actually, I could see this as a basis for AppleNova setting up one of those reality TV ‘self-improvement’ shows, only this one would be computer themed. You could call it: What Not to ‘Ware.
You could open the show with pathetic shots of people looking dull (Dell) and glum as they struggled with XP on their ugly PC boxes. Then move on to shots of XP software boxes – and PCs themselves – being trashed. And then would be the handover of the AppleNova credit card and the computer shopping trip. People would always and only come back with Apple computers, whether iMacs, G5s, Mac Minis, PBs or iBooks. Then they would have their hair and make-up done, to fill some air time and to “boomp it up a bit”. Each show would wind up with shots of the lucky contestants looking pleased, using their new Macs, while their families clap and make comments like “I always knew she/he could be beautiful if only they had a whole new operating system”. When there's an eel in the lake that's as long as a snake that's a moray. |
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Shiny, Musky, Fleshy Member
Join Date: May 2004
Location: The Beer Store
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