[Dorian Gray]

I think she's sexy. (I also like her music.) If the paparazzi followed me around all day, every day, I'm sure they'd come away with a lot of less-than-flattering photos.

The drugs and fights with her boyfriend: all rock and roll. As long as she doesn't accidentally kill herself she'll be fine, and I doubt she'll do that while her record company acts as her mentor, as they seem to be doing.

[psmith2.0]

"Dorian Gray: The Excuser"...Tuesdays this fall, on CBS!



I'll be good...

[Moogs]

[butthead]ehhh-heheh... Dorian likes anorexic chics with sunken eyes and saggy chest skin. It's all about the music...[/butthead]

[beavis]...and Herpes...heheheh. 'I am wine-holio!!... You have Herpecin? Herpecin for my festering bung-hole?'[/beavis]



OK I'll stop now... But seriously Dorian, you can do better. Walk into any restaurant and pick up any 17 year old girl busing tables, who is not obese or acne-ridden and chances are, you will have succeeded.

[Bryson]

If we hadn't already seen pictures of Dorian's missus, I'd be very worried about his taste in women.

[Moogs]

Dorian has a misses?? Clearly she must be better looking than this train wreck of a woman we're talking about. What's gotten into this lad?

[AWR]

Originally Posted by Moogs OK I'll stop now... But seriously Dorian, you can do better. Walk into any restaurant and pick up any 18 year old girl busing tables, who is not obese or acne-ridden and chances are, you will have succeeded.

Fixed.

[Dorian Gray]

Clearly, we all have different tastes. But that's always been obvious by the drools over photos of girls whom, to me, are utterly vapid and lacking in any interesting characteristics. Amy Winehouse is interesting. I like interesting women. It's as simple as that.

I don't particularly like gratuitous churlishness aimed at legitimate artists, but I recognise they set themselves up for it. And I do the same to artists I dislike! So carry on, I suppose.

[thegeriatric]

Thanks a lot guys. I finally found a worse looking woman than the wife. And she's less than half the wifes age!!............Oh hello dear didn't see you their looking over my shoulder.........No nothing just browsing the web you know nothing specific dear. Just a bit of fun..........................*Phew that was close*

[kieran]

Originally Posted by Moogs Dorian has a misses?? Clearly she must be better looking than this train wreck of a woman we're talking about. What's gotten into this lad?

She's definitely better than this horrible looking Amy Winehouse.

[psmith2.0]

She certainly has nice, well-groomed nails.

[Moogs]

Oh yah I remember those pictures now! Dorian your wife is way better looking than Amy W. An if by interesting you mean Amy W. fits into the human zoo category, then yes, very interesting.

[Fahrenheit]

Well at least she didn't win the Mercury Prize.

[BuonRotto]

Winehouse: scary.

Dorian's gf: lovely.

Why has this gone on for 3 pages?!

[thegeriatric]

Good Question.

[Dorian Gray]

Lol, I'm not married just yet!

Originally Posted by Farenheit Well at least she didn't win the Mercury Prize.

Yeah, Klaxons did. Does this mean New Rave is officially not new anymore?

[Moogs]

Oh sorry. Someone said Misses, so I took them at their word.

[psmith2.0]

Originally Posted by BuonRotto Why has this gone on for 3 pages?!

Originally Posted by thegeriatric Good Question.

Uh, well because people - like yourselves - keep responding and adding their comments, thereby extending the thread?

Is this a trick question?

[Kohoutek]

She performed at the Mercury Music Awards event and her voice sounded pretty fantastic. It seems to me that she's very uncomfortable with being a 'celebrity', I don't know for certain but I'll bet she was never interested in fame and just wanted to sing. If anything bad does happen to her (and I hope to God nothing does) the UK press will be partly to blame, this is a classic case of the 'build them up, knock them down' mentality they seem to have. If the press hounded me the way they have her the past few months I would want to get wasted too.

I'm not saying she doesn't have a few issues but she should be given some time out of the media so she can sort them out with her family and management team so that this amazing talent is not lost.

[AWR]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray Lol, I'm not married just yet!

Sounds imminent to me, though!!

[Doxxic]

Originally Posted by Kohoutek She performed at the Mercury Music Awards event and her voice sounded pretty fantastic. It seems to me that she's very uncomfortable with being a 'celebrity', I don't know for certain but I'll bet she was never interested in fame and just wanted to sing. If anything bad does happen to her (and I hope to God nothing does) the UK press will be partly to blame, this is a classic case of the 'build them up, knock them down' mentality they seem to have. If the press hounded me the way they have her the past few months I would want to get wasted too. I'm not saying she doesn't have a few issues but she should be given some time out of the media so she can sort them out with her family and management team so that this amazing talent is not lost.

Amen! And not just for her talent, but I'm sure you didn't mean it like that.

[Moogs]

No argument about the media side of it. Vultures to the end in the UK.

[beardedmacuser]

Originally Posted by Moogs No argument about the media side of it. Vultures to the end in the UK.

Agree... but there's only so much you can blame the media. Folk buying such publications are just as much vultures.

[Souflay123]

you know, she actually is pretty... but she need a good, and i mean GOOD, stylist. That would help her a ton!

[Moogs]

Also the magic fountain of youth, to un-sag her tits, would be a benefit to her. And you know... 3 meals a day.

[Souflay123]

Originally Posted by Moogs And you know... 3 meals a day.

I wish i was as skinny as her, then i would have nothing to worry about and i would get back my 600 a month in training.

[Moogs]

No you don't. She is unhealthily skinny IMO. People need to stop fixating on how skinny they are, just eat a normal heatlhy diet, get some exercise every week and be who you are. Everyone has a natural healthy weight range, and as long as you're in that, you're doing fine. I wish I could burn all these friggin women's magazines and men's muscle-head magazines to the ground; their focus and the body image they aspire too is totally out of whack.

[Engine Joe]

Originally Posted by Souflay123 I wish i was as skinny as her, then i would have nothing to worry about and i would get back my 600 a month in training.

I'm so very sorry you feel this way. What is wrong with our society (rhetorical question)?

[Moogs]

What's wrong is that society has lost most of its common sense and much of its perspective on what is a healthy way to live and what isn't, what is responsible and what isn't. That includes everything from television habits to political ignorance to what's in the pantry to what we want to see in the mirror. See also: Rome is Falling.

[herodian]

Amy Winehouse : Sexing up Skagg since 2002

[Engine Joe]

Originally Posted by Moogs What's wrong is that society has lost most of its common sense and much of its perspective on what is a healthy way to live and what isn't, what is responsible and what isn't. That includes everything from television habits to political ignorance to what's in the pantry to what we want to see in the mirror. See also: Rome is Falling.

Yes I know. I was trying to avoid derailing this thread by just asking the question rhetorically. Alas, the attempt failed.