Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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Creative output
Has been all over the place. Bagpipes? Ballads? Rap? "More adventurous." What you want from new music. <3 Jenny Lewis. I'd never switch teams, But she's pretty sexy in "Portions for Foxes." And I'm no furry. But, like, have you people seen Disney's Robin Hood? >.> <.< (I'd do him.) and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Join Date: May 2004
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Disney's Robin Hood
is one of my favorite films. Has been since age 10. |
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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Before the movie: "Ahaha, let's watch Robin Hood! I think Robin Hood was my first TV crush. Wow, we were so dumb when we were kids!" One hour later: "Is it just me or is he actually...sort of hot?" "I won't tell anyone if you don't." "Deal." and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Unintentional
eye contact. He looked away. Look, my chest puffed out. |
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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Ordered too much food.
Ate it all. I know that's bad. But, dammit, bacon. Super creepy guy Is back. Same time and same place. Murbot, is that you? (But seriously. A man of my impeccable style and rugged good looks is used to turning heads, but I turned around and he was staring at me through some plants. Creeped. Out.) and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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I have a guy like that who comes into my office. I made a point of trying to out-stare him the last time he was in here. It honestly went over 3 minutes, which is a fucking eternity when you're staring into the soul of a creepy freak. It was almost impossible to keep going after a minute or so. We didn't break eye contact until after he said goodbye and he had to turn his head to walk away. I wonder if he realizes what he's even doing, or if he's just got a few screws loose.
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Chocolate fountain.
Fuck grapes, bring on the bacon. Like eating rainbows. (yes, I actually completely stuck bacon into the chocolate fountain at a brunch on the weekend - it was DELICIOUS) |
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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The problem with not looking people in the eye is that then you have to look somewhere else. The problem with this is that my Default Stare Into Space direction is straight ahead and slightly down, which happens to precisely match the location of breasts on any women I happen to be interacting with. I don't really notice boobs, even when I'm staring in their direction I'm just sort of staring into space and then it's just a realization like, shit, this lady probably thinks I'm staring at her boobs. I'm sure that some barista somewhere thinks I'm a perv who didn't even attempt to hide his shameless boob-gazing. But I don't do that, any more! Now I make sure to awkwardly stare way off to the side, like at the menu or something, so I'm not looking at the person I'm interacting with at all, with occasional bursts of eye contact when I remember and/or can handle it. I'm not very good at this whole "life" thing. The first company to market chocolate-covered bacon will make zillions of dollars, and then kill America. and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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With a foolproof America-killing plan like that, I'll be on an FBI watchlist any second now. I better be extra-American for a while.
An Extra-American Haiku Guns and trucks are cool. Obama is a muslim. Poems are for queers! and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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Went to a party
it was a party for dogs mingling was awkward |
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Ice Arrow Sniper
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Really love bacon
Tasty bacon is tasty You know you love it. |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
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In Futurama
there's "baconated coffee". HURRY UP, FUTURE |
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