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drewprops
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2006-07-30, 12:51

Gee whiz, how many times is this thread's title going to change???
Twice in the last four minutes!!

But I approve.
This may save other unsuspecting souls from wandering in here.

I hope to gosh that nobody has licensing rights for this turd, I hate to think of the toy line... geesh.

Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon.
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Windswept
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2006-07-30, 12:57

Shiny, huh?

Perhaps a pic is in order?












Naw... forget it.
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drewprops
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2006-07-30, 13:27

now isn't the way this works is that you don't GET a pic until you GIVE a pic....

tit for tat....
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Luca
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2006-07-30, 13:27

Dear Windswept:

Tits or GTFO.

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colivigan
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2006-07-30, 13:47

I'm just curious, Zodiac, do you employ any special waxes or polishes? I've been buffing for years, and can't seem to get past that rich Corinthian leather sheen.
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Windswept
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2006-07-30, 14:11

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Originally Posted by Luca

GTFO.
Wow.
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billybobsky
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2006-07-30, 14:15

Quote:
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I'm just curious, Zodiac, do you employ any special waxes or polishes? I've been buffing for years, and can't seem to get past that rich Corinthian leather sheen.

I was wondering the same thing...
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Bryson
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2006-07-30, 14:16

Surely Zodiac's member title should be "Shiny Member" rather than "Senior..."
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murbot
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2006-07-30, 14:21

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luca
Dear Windswept:

Tits or GTFO.

- The AppleNova Staff
A bit harsh, my boy. Tsk. Tsk.

You need to make them feel special, make them *want* to show off.

If you've taken us back to Step 1 with our dear Carol, you will feel my wrath.

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murbot
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2006-07-30, 14:22

BTW I hope we don't scare Zodiak off with this thread.

You and your musky, shiny dick are welcome here anytime, bud!

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Windswept
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2006-07-30, 14:44

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Originally Posted by murbot

If you've taken us back to Step 1 with our dear Carol, you will feel my wrath.
Try step "minus 50".

"Get the Fuck Out," Luca?

You got it, pal.
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Luca
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2006-07-30, 14:55

sorry I meant it as a joke but it was just mean
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rasmits
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2006-07-30, 15:08

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I believe in seeing the brighter side of things, unlike some emo fags I know, but why judge?.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zodiac
I'm not at all, but really, it shouldn't matter if I am.

That's a low blow, Murbot.
A bit hypocritical, no?
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drewprops
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2006-07-30, 15:16

crap, crap, crap
this is all my fault.
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billybobsky
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2006-07-30, 15:22

Indeed, poodrops, indeed...
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drewprops
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2006-07-30, 16:00

Well, not really.
But damn this heat is making us all act badly.
Can we all take some time outs and come back on Monday?
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colivigan
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2006-07-30, 16:00

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryson
Surely Zodiac's member title should be "Shiny Member" rather than "Senior..."
Seconded.
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billybobsky
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2006-07-30, 16:20

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Well, not really.
But damn this heat is making us all act badly.
Can we all take some time outs and come back on Monday?
No.
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Moogs
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2006-07-30, 16:25

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Originally Posted by murbot
A bit harsh, my boy. Tsk. Tsk.

You need to make them feel special, make them *want* to show off.

If you've taken us back to Step 1 with our dear Carol, you will feel my wrath.


You mean you guys haven't seen Carol's lovely twins yet? She's shown those of us who haven't asked to see them at least once a year since the forum's inception. Usually at the double-secret Christmas party for general forum members. Sorry guys! God am I glad I didn't ask to be a Mod!









Kidding, kidding.....

(Carol you know they're too beautiful to be shown to this motley bunch... don't show 'em anything until they get on iCam and whip it out for you first.)

...into the light of a dark black night.
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-30, 18:51

Quote:
Originally Posted by Luca
sorry I meant it as a joke but it was just mean

What was that sir. Yes ok. One large portion of humble pie coming up. Did you want cream or ice cream with that?
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drewprops
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2006-07-30, 19:27

Two scoops?

Oh but it were peace if not for the brashness of youth and the dire lack of smilies.

Could we just get a group hug in here?

At least this movie is finally getting interesting... 'The Dumbening' indeed!

If it follows formula, Carol will be back in the third act with a sack full of whoop-ass for the evil boy-genius, played by Luca this time around. Wondering if he does his own stunts!

Yeowch.

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thegeriatric
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2006-07-30, 19:32

[quote=drewprops]Two scoops?

Coming right up.
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psmith2.0
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2006-07-30, 19:34

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I'm not at all, but really, it shouldn't matter if I am.

That's a low blow, Murbot.
You said that on purpose, didn't you?

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Originally Posted by murbot
You and your musky, shiny dick are welcome here anytime
Don't know about you guys, but if that doesn't scream new 'Nova store T-shirt, NOTHING does.

"AppleNova...[insert above tagline here]."

Has a certain ring to it, eh?

If nothing else, I'll name my next band Musky Shiny Dick (was going to name it Whiskey Dick anyway, so what's a word or two?).


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thegeriatric
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2006-07-30, 19:35

[quote=drewprops]Could we just get a group hug in here?

Hmmmm... maybe.... Ok i'll try anything once. [Well maybe not anything. But you know what i mean]
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2006-07-30, 20:26

g, You have to add [/quote] to the end.
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murbot
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2006-07-30, 20:29

Dude, you really need to work on your spelling.

If you're going to copy a joke, you at least try and copy it *correctly*.

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2006-07-30, 20:39

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Kraetos
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2006-07-31, 01:54

Quote:
Originally Posted by Windswept
Try step "minus 50".

"Get the Fuck Out," Luca?

You got it, pal.
See, this is why we need more smilies!

Or at least we need to use them more

P.S. Come back Windswept! We love you!
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-31, 04:30

Quote:
Originally Posted by murbot

If you're going to copy a joke, you at least try and copy it *correctly*.

Ok is that better?
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thegeriatric
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2006-07-31, 04:36

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g, You have to add
to the end. [/quote]

Yep. Didn't realise when deleting some of the text i accidently deleted the end [/quote] Thanks.

Edit Ok what happened here then?

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