[torifile]

Woo hoo! I passed my licensure exam! From now on, all advice will be charged by the letter. I didn't think I'd be able to do it, considering I only studied for 2 weeks and most people study for anywhere between 3 and 4 months, but my spidey-guessing-sense worked! It wasn't even a "barely" pass. I could have gotten a couple dozen more questions wrong and still passed That's a relief... I never have to pass another test again!

* well, I'm provisionally licensed, meaning I need another year of supervision documented, but for all intents and purposes, that just means I need another year of someone signing off on my notes. Then I'm free to fuck people up all on my own.

[Wrao]

[pmazer]

Licensed for what?

[ast3r3x]

cabana boy super model oiler

[torifile]

Originally Posted by pmazer Licensed for what?

To fuck people up, of course.

Psychologist. I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.

[torifile]

Originally Posted by ast3r3x cabana boy super model oiler

I've been licensed for that for at least 3 years now.

[Franz Josef]

Oh dear, tor's gonnna be messing with our minds

[Kickaha]

So does this mean now that when you tell someone on here that they're nucking futs, it's a *professional* opinion?

Congrats!

[Wrao]

Well, to get the ball rolling. What's your professional opinion on polygamy?

[BuonRotto]

I always knew you were certifiable.

[SKMDC]

Now all you need is a sexy wife named Emily, and a crazy neighbor named Howard.

congratulations Torifile.

[sunrain]

congrats torifile.

[LudwigVan]

Congrats, torifile.

Originally Posted by torifile I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.

And nothing says confidence like "provisionally licensed."

[Moogs]

Congrats. Out of curiosity how many years of university study / what level of degree is required to be a shrink up yonder in the arctic tundra? I imagine the incidence of depression is relatively high there due to the weather in many places. Similar to what it is in the nordic countries probably?

PS - I expect free consultations via PM whenever I'm teetering on the edge of mania.

[Amadeus]

Are you a clinical psychologist? Your education has possibly been 5 - 8 years though. Not really something to be joking about. Becoming a professional is something to be proud. Should be taken as an honor. Hopefully you became a psychologist help people.

I'm a professional myself, a Registered Nurse. Enjoy helping people.

[The Return of the 'nut]

Originally Posted by torifile To fuck people up, of course. Psychologist. I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.

congratulations.

I've been told many times that I need um.... psychiatric help..... perhaps you could help me

[Brad]

Can I get a discount to send my mother for psychiatric treatment?

Oh, and congrats!

[ast3r3x]

So can I get notes from you now? The pharmacist always gives me a weird look when I hand him my weekly french (Powerdoc) prescription for those 1000 vicodin.

If anything happens...BOOM, insanity plea, I'll fly you out

[curiousuburb]

Congratulations torifile!
Time to install a meter on all your comfy furniture.

[noone]

...or, for short, a provisionally licenced psycho

Anyway, congrats ...

[drewprops]

Aw crap, Basil's gone all wiggy on hearing the news that there's a psychiatrist loose in the hotel.

[torifile]

Thanks guys! For those who are curious, I spent 5 years in grad school, one year on internship and so far one year in post-doc (first of 2). After this year (it would be 6 months if I didn't do research too), I'll be fully licensed. It's been a long road, but one that's not been unpleasant.

And, yes, if I pronounce anyone "nucking futs" it's my professional opinion.

[torifile]

Well, I've done it. I'm free to screw you all up on my own. No need for a supervisor anymore. NC Psychologist #3234 at your service.

[Moogs]

Is there an Aldo discount?

[turtle]

Congrats Man! Are you planning to stay in the RTP area?

[chucker]

So when will you start working on me

[curiousuburb]

Thumbs up, couches back. Congrats dude!

[MCQ]

Congratulations!

Free consults courtesy of torifile!

[turbulentfurball]

I propose that anyone who gets a temporary ban must undergo a session with torifile before being allowed to post again.

Also, congrats

[Mac+]

Hey, congrats tori - nice work!