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thegelding
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2008-01-30, 15:40

my first contribution....

mmmm, that smoky flavor is....



now while you turn up the greenhouse gases you can also make a tasty burger.


mmmm, tastes like ass, or gas...or whatever...

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2008-01-30, 15:43

Cheeseburger in a can



No way in hell it ends up looking like that.
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2008-01-30, 15:44

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Eww! eeewww! that is SOO nasty. who would.... nevermind. Pick up the phone, it is Darwin.

EDIT: Ok, I gotta give them props... I kinda want one now.
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2008-01-30, 15:52



DOING IT WRONG

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2008-01-30, 15:55

You can't put that in both threads Mugge.

Give him a break, even if he is doing it wrong.
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2008-01-30, 17:29

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Cheeseburger in a can



No way in hell it ends up looking like that.
I can has... oh nevermind.
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2008-01-30, 17:43

Quite fitting you made this thread thegelding, cause I just found your new scooter


Last edited by Yonzie : 2008-01-30 at 17:57.
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thegelding
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2008-01-30, 17:50

ha, nice...i wonder if it get 9 miles to the gallon

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crazychester
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2008-01-30, 17:56

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my first contribution....

mmmm, that smoky flavor is....



now while you turn up the greenhouse gases you can also make a tasty burger.


mmmm, tastes like ass, or gas...or whatever...
Oh you don't need to go to nearly so much trouble and you certainly don't need special equipment. Plus from what this guy says, as long as your car is well maintained, his method sounds a lot safer.

We're cooking with gas!



Mmmmmmmm..........Car chicken.



I love the cooking times expressed in miles.

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I was driving 200 miles, so I had to plan accordingly. I drove 100 miles (speed was around 70-80mph) and nearly overcooked the chicken. But at that rest stop I had 1 chicken breast and it was delicious. When I came to a stop, the smell of the chicken and herbs surrounded the car. And at the horror of onlookers, I proceeded to eat from my engine bay.

After the 100 miles, the chicken was well browned -- I think 60 miles would have done the trick.
I remember seeing this done on a TV show years ago and have always wanted to try it. The same program included cooking with an iron. Put a piece of fish between two pieces of greaseproof paper and iron until done. And I think they might have whipped something up in the dishwasher as well.

I love it. It appeals to my sense of efficiency.
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2008-01-30, 17:56

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I can has... oh nevermind.
No, I like where you were going with that.
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2008-01-31, 09:48

www.4chan.org - in particular /b/ (/b/ NSFW, other parts of 4chan are work safe).
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Kickaha
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2008-01-31, 09:57

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Oh you don't need to go to nearly so much trouble and you certainly don't need special equipment.
Get a copy of Manifold Destiny. Keep it in your glove compartment.
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2008-01-31, 12:12

More from Doing it Wrong:




TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY. WTF.







Darwin city...

...into the light of a dark black night.
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2008-01-31, 12:15

This is the greatest site eVAH!





I wish there were some way of knowing how many of these idiots actually died.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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2008-01-31, 12:34

That last one's GOTTA be fake!
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2008-01-31, 12:39

Haha, the best part about that letter, beside the whole kilometer/mile thing, is how that 3rd paragraph begins.

"Although he was correct..." That whole letter is full of epic fail.

Also:

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2008-01-31, 12:39

Taskiss, I dunno... I wouldn't put it past some people. Especially drunk people (see beer bottles). Probably the other end is not plugged in or something.

Here's another beauty.


...into the light of a dark black night.
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2008-01-31, 12:42

I believe this last one with the red bull... that's probably her x-boyfriends car.

Well, that, and you can see it's a promotional vehicle for Red Bull.

real hackers don't use sigs
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2008-01-31, 12:43

Notice the employee jacket (I want to believe...) , but you make a good point. Nobody is that stupid. Smells like revenge.
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2008-01-31, 13:08



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2008-01-31, 13:28

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2008-01-31, 13:49



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2008-01-31, 13:53

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Kickaha
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2008-01-31, 13:54

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So *that's* what happened to Bat Boy...

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2008-01-31, 14:11

haha.

That elephants one is priceless. Typical idiot rushing through without reading.
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2008-01-31, 14:14

You just know that nothing good happened 10 minutes after that photo (the bat wing guy) was taken. There's a very good chance that he took a pants-less dive off the roof of that house in the background. I'm guessing he got no "hang-time" whatsoever.
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2008-01-31, 14:47

hmm.. Elephants are bigger than the moon. What has this nation come to?
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2008-01-31, 14:50

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hmm.. Elephants are bigger than the moon. What has this nation come to?
Well, duh!

It's clear that you are a moron for never having holding up your hand to the moon because if you did, you'd know that moon is *smaller* than your hand.

Indeed, what this nation has come to?!?



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crazychester
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2008-01-31, 14:51

Moses parting the Red Sea as seen from Google Earth. Run itty bitty Israelites, run!



Proof Google is not only bigger than Jesus, they're bigger than The Beatles! (And probably bigger than an elephant but possibly not the Moon - but I'm sure they're working on it.)

Big Dick Cheney (possibly NSFW). You need to look carefully (down there). Or don't. Depending on whether you want to keep your lunch down or not.

Spoiler (click to toggle):
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2008-01-31, 15:04

Murbot: I keep trying to tell people about the Flyers but no one will listen except when they get a suspension.
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